Bucky Barnes And Kaine Parker In The MCU Would Be Such A Based, Rat Bastard Combo And I'm Already Mad

Bucky Barnes and Kaine Parker in the MCU would be such a based, rat bastard combo and I'm already mad we don't have it

Tom Holland looking like he hasn't slept in six weeks with blood on his teeth as Kaine, and Bucky trying real hard to be as patient as Steve was with him but goddamnit this spider punk makes it difficult and oh now he has a twin (? because who thinks of clone first!?) who's oddly sunshine, like the complete opposite of the homicidal one, and definitely seems to know Bucky even though he's no idea who Peter is

To be fair…

If I was James Buchanan Barnes and I saw John Walker (the man who tainted my best friend and Captain America’s legacy) running around with a bunch of known criminals…

I would also come out of retirement specifically to make his life harder.

when trying to write a nice little fic of Bucky cooking for Peter and end up writing about how much Peter reminds Bucky of himself as little orphan kid having to be a parent to his three younger siblings and breaking down crying in Sarah Rogers arms when she tells him "it's alright sweetheart"

I need to know if any research at all was done into Bucky using the term "punk" in 40s America because I don't think it meant, in the most common sense in the 40s, what they thought it meant/what it generally means now lmao

as someone who knows very little about the American governmental system... is it even realistic that Bucky is a senator/candidate, outside of the simple fact that it goes against everything we know about his character for the last 13 years and is deeply ooc and weird?

Can someone with his history actually become a senator? Dude has killed like...a lot of people, specifically American citizens to keep it relevant to this context, and he's openly broken the law and gone against multiple governments in some of the most wild displays of anarchy alongside Steve and the Avengers. Also I don't think he's been a consistent enough resident of any state even if you take out the Blip?? At least 9 years right? Bro has maybe been on American soil for 3 years, pre AND post Blip, and that's being generous assuming Thunderbolts takes place in 2024-2025.

I don't know how realistic it is that he's even able to run for senate? I'm not an expert, not American, but it just seems absurd.

The main take really is that Bucky Barnes as a senator is one of the stupidest things, what the hell

every day I whisper "make Bucky gay and Jewish you cowards, go full Arnie Roth or go home" and maybe one day it'll happen. introduce him to a cute teacher called Michael. do it.