Bitches Be Like: Im So Tired, Im Going To Bed Extra Early Tonight Only To Cry For 3 Hours About A Fictional

Bitches be like: ‘I’m so tired, I’m going to bed extra early tonight’ only to cry for 3 hours about a fictional octopus dying.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

I think that the fact Baz is always trying to dress Simon says a lot.

When Simon first showed up to Watford, he was so excited to get a brand new, clean, just fit him uniform that he put them on his ‘things I miss about Watford’ list before his girlfriend. It was clothes tailored for him. I’m guessing that at the care homes, he never had clothes that were like this. It’s said that when he was starting at Watford, he had tattered jeans and a plain white tshirt.

When he is reflecting on the uniforms, he says he doesn’t know what he would wear when he graduates.

This is where Baz comes in. He always knows how to dress and evidently likes to do it. He wears suits or flowered shirts and really nice jeans. He knows what he likes and what looks good on him.

I think Baz subconsciously has wanted to dress Simon up. We see it from the first opportunities he has: giving Simon his pajamas and a suit to impress his family. He has just always wanted to care for Simon and make Simon feel good about himself.

I just think it’s so cute how Baz dresses Simon up like a little doll. Not super evident in CO and WS but definitely there in AWTWB

That awkward moment when reading the Carry On series when I realize when Agatha says she doesn’t love Simon in the right way it isn’t because she got bored or fell out of love. It’s because she’s gay. Like, of course you don’t love him ‘the way you’re supposed to’. You’re into women.

I feel slightly stupid.

MISSIO’s Villian album appreciation post.

This album is absolutely amazing: I think there is a random villain in any book/show/anime/manga for any of the songs. I’m not entirely sure on the intent of the album but to me it’s what any villain can be feeling during their run in the franchise. Give it a listen to, especially if you like to assign things to random fictional characters.

One of my favorite ship dynamics- in terms of thinking about it and I find them so fascinating is the ones that work, but thanks to their past you can’t ship them that much. Like, you can ship them but with questionable ethics and with using the word ‘but’ a lot.

Some examples:

Mika and Seiji from Durarara. They’re cute enough but I mean… he did almost murder her after she stalked him. But they do love each other in their own way.

Erza and Jellal from Fairy Tail. They’re adorable and I can’t wait for them to officially be together. But he did basically keep her friends as slaves while she walked free with that knowledge and guilt. I know he was being manipulated but it’s what Erza thought for like 7 years

The Reaper and Aguri from Assassination Classroom. I know they didn’t know together long but they were so cute. But the Reaper was the top assassin in the world who killed over 1,000 people so…

And the one that got me thinking about all this: Yukine and Nora from Noragami. She did a lot of bad things and as of Chapter 80 (where I am) she is most likely being manipulated or is manipulating Yukine. But he could teach her how to love and to be a human…

My thoughts on Brotherband Chronicles book 9: The Stern Chase

I didn’t have high expectations going into this one (thank The Missing Prince and Escape from Falasie for that) but it was so good.

The fact that it implies that Hal is a man whore. “But Hal wasn’t ready to settle down with one girl”. Is great

I love the Lydia and Ingvar pairing, and it is atypical how the main characters aren’t the ones to settle down first.

The fact that John Flanagan just… had a bear massacre and kill 5 people…

Ulf and Wulf being the bridesmen is so on brand and amazing.

They don’t have beards though, in my mind the entire crew is still 16.

The oar ramming is always my favorite move they make.

Erak’s hilfman isn’t Borsa anymore… that’s sad. But Erak threatening a sanction and a blockade? Amazing.

And Hal locking Jesper in the storage room to avoid a saga was my favorite scene. It’s the Skandian version of ‘hold my beer’.

Kloof and Erak’s relationship has progressed so much.

Overall 9/10. It had enough story for the plot if that makes sense. Escape from Falasie had too much plot for the story and The Missing Prince had not enough story in it.