That Awkward Moment When Reading The Carry On Series When I Realize When Agatha Says She Doesnt Love

That awkward moment when reading the Carry On series when I realize when Agatha says she doesn’t love Simon in the right way it isn’t because she got bored or fell out of love. It’s because she’s gay. Like, of course you don’t love him ‘the way you’re supposed to’. You’re into women.

I feel slightly stupid.

I try to find a deeper meaning and metaphor in everything…

To me, in the Carry On trilogy, Magic represents the true self.

I haven’t read The Stern Chase yet… but I know there is a wedding. I think it’s with Lydia and Ingvar but I could be wrong. So this is how I envision it going:

Ulf and Wulf are the flower girls. They twisted her arm until she let them.

Thorn acts as both the Father of the Bride and the Maid of Honor. He influenced Lydia’s life so much after what happened in her hometown.

Erak is the officiant. Since he is Oberjarl and is close to the Heron crew.

Jealous suitors of Lydia’s try to crash the reception. They are promptly knocked out.

Karina helps Lydia get ready. She is such a mother figure to her and I love their dynamic.

I think that the fact Baz is always trying to dress Simon says a lot.

When Simon first showed up to Watford, he was so excited to get a brand new, clean, just fit him uniform that he put them on his ‘things I miss about Watford’ list before his girlfriend. It was clothes tailored for him. I’m guessing that at the care homes, he never had clothes that were like this. It’s said that when he was starting at Watford, he had tattered jeans and a plain white tshirt.

When he is reflecting on the uniforms, he says he doesn’t know what he would wear when he graduates.

This is where Baz comes in. He always knows how to dress and evidently likes to do it. He wears suits or flowered shirts and really nice jeans. He knows what he likes and what looks good on him.

I think Baz subconsciously has wanted to dress Simon up. We see it from the first opportunities he has: giving Simon his pajamas and a suit to impress his family. He has just always wanted to care for Simon and make Simon feel good about himself.

I just think it’s so cute how Baz dresses Simon up like a little doll. Not super evident in CO and WS but definitely there in AWTWB

What the Fairy Tail members do in their down time headcannons

Lucy tries to work on her book, but if she gets writer block you can find her wandering around Magnolia, looking for inspiration.

Natsu works out. He has a lot of energy and always needs to be doing something. At the very least he is too distracted to start fights and cause property damages.

Gray likes to read. There wasn’t a lot in terms of entertainment in Ur’s cabin, so he read a lot as a kid. He likes adventure books.

Erza loves shopping. There’s a reason she rents out 5 rooms at Fairy Hills! (To hold all her stuff). It stems from having nothing as a kid. She sees being able to buy what she wants as validation she has ‘made it’ in life.

Wendy likes to cook. It isn’t uncommon to see her and the Strauss siblings cooking behind the bar. Carla likes to sit near her and tries to help.