Renfield Meeting Dracula At Long Last

Renfield meeting Dracula at long last

And the little birdés also.

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

Lord Arthur Adam Someguy, of Household Hall, east of Blandings.

We finally got our first detail about Arthur. He isn't just Some Guy. He's Lord Some Guy.

Leave it to Spamton to immediately monetize his unexpected ovulation mutation situation

If Spamton baked you a cake it would turn out like this

Bring me back an ice cream sandwich.

my vision is kind of fucoed at the moment. im going to g0 onlinne shopping to see what happenes

I will eat it but I WILL NOT ORDER IT

opinion on pineapple on pizza?

i keep getting this ask and i feel bad because i keep breaking hearts.

the answer is yes, it does belong on pizza, and it goes great with olives and avocado.