Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Chapter 12: In Which I Am Taught How To Dougie
Chapter 12: In Which I am Taught How to Dougie
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Welp, finally back to Posting. I accidentally snapped my phone screen in half and executive dysfunctioned my way into a lengthy hiatus.
*clears throat*
✨️Hiiiii agaiiiiin✨️
Could NOT sleep last night so I put on a game review for background noise, but I accidentally turned autoplay on at some point so I woke up 2/3 of the way into an Epstein Island documentary that started influencing my dreams. Not me MKUltraing myself this is some bullshit.
Esoteric WFH issue:
The scent of bread baking in the other room is filling you with a euphoria so potent that you can't see straight.
I'm obsessed with Robin Hood, severely nearsighted, and also allergic to most trees. Doomed by the narrative, as the youth say.