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Omg another HC. So I love the whole transmigrators going back home and looking different from what their loves knew them as schtick. But you know what? I can honestly imagine SQH looking the exact same as his character.
Like. His name is actually SQH irl and nothings changed about him except for his hair length and maybe piercings/tattoos/glasses. Like Airplane fking wrote this character as a self-insert and a sort of love note for MBJ. (He always shipped the pair even if he never wrote it.)
Imagine SY is wigging out about being back and goes into the forums to message SQH to figure out wtf they’re going to do. They exchange information and SQH said he’ll come over. SY opens the door and….
SY: are you fking serious?
SQH: …bro
SY: *wearing a flabbergasted expression* wtf you fking hack, why do you look the exact same?! Fking Mary Sue! No wonder you were born into the character. No creativity!
Then their hub’s find them and they go back home.
I'm about to text ex who is obviously better off without me (he's moved to another country), wish me luck
had a normal one this weekend (watched a recorded production of a midsummer night's dream and two of much ado about nothing)
Please give this post a like/reblog if you want to rp enter a contract with a new Prince Snatcher. I can’t wait to meet you take your souls.
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i hope you enjoy me spouting my (hopefully) relatable nonsense!
cinematic parallels (Laura during the Beau/Yasha date vs Ashley during the Imogen/Laudna bread aisle kiss scene)
What Pets I Think Different Karasuno Ships Would Have In The Future:
KageHina would have a turtle for reasons I do not know and cannot confirm but just suspect deep in my heart. Like, Hinata seems like the type to think turtles are cool and Kageyama seems like the type of guy to really like reptiles (they’re autistic. bite me.) Turtles can be left alone for a while, as long as they have food, water, the right habitat and someone to at least check in on them daily, so I think it would fit their super fast paced pro volleyball player lives.
DaiSuga would have this giant ass ex-police dog that retired after working with Daichi for a while. It’d be a really sweet, but huge, German shepherd that lives only to torment Suga. It’s Daichi’s dog, but will happily stand directly under Suga’s feet while he’s trying to do literally anything. Suga pretends to hate it, but Daichi has like a million of those “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” pictures of the two of them being pals when Suga thinks no one is looking. Sometimes Daichi brings his huge dog with him when he drives to pick Suga up from the school. All the kids love that dog, and Suga bends and lets Daichi bring it for career day one day. The kids lose their minds.
TsukiYama would have Yamaguchi’s childhood dog that I SWEAR he had in the manga, but I just googled it and I may be crazy or mixing him up with someone else. Either way, he has a childhood dog now. It’s this mega-old Shiba that they’re both convinced will outlive them. Tsukishima pretends to be indifferent about the dog, but he treats it like a king when no one is looking. They also have like a lizard or something because they seem like the types to have a lizard. Maybe like a frog. Idk, but a reptile of some kind that Tsukishima just stares at sometimes.
AsaNoya would have two cats (Asahi’s) and a dog (Noya’s). It took the two of them a while to settle down, due to the nature of their careers, but after they did Asahi kept finding cats outside their house and begging Noya to let him keep them. Noya, of course, folds. They're both pretty scuffed-up alley cats, but they adjust to domestic life. I imagine that they’re both special needs cats of some kind and Asahi takes insanely good care of them. Noya decides that he needs a little high-energy friend, and they get a border collie. Noya very frequently goes on runs and stuff with it while Asahi stays home and cuddles with his cats. The dog is very gentle with the cats, and they like to cuddle pile while their humans take a million pictures of them.
TanaKiyo would have literally the dumbest looking pit bull with the biggest heart and a super sassy pretty white cat. The pittie is a super sweet older dog that Tanaka had for a long time, but is still super playful and silly. The cat is Kiyoko’s little princess, and is treated as such. That cat is a menace. Constantly antagonizes everyone and is so mean for no reason. Tanaka threatens to sell it daily. The only thing stopping him is how much Kiyoko loves it.
(P.S. I haven’t watched the show in a while and am just going through my annual summer Haikyuu withdrawals, so please excuse anything that’s OOC. Also, sorry if there’s a ship you don’t particularly like. I’m a huge multishipper, and would love to see your interpretations of other ships in the replies or reblogs!!! I sadly don’t know enough about the other teams to make one of these for them, so feel free to ham it up and make one of your own! Tag me tho cuz I wanna see lol)
Xavier: We need a plan for taking down Magneto.
Scott, high off his ass from taking a gummi Gambit offered him: Chuck.. Logan- wh’t’ef-
Logan, who wants to be thrown as hard as physically possible for Enrichment™️: Yes, yes, good plan. Ignore the part where Magneto will just chuck me out of the way, we’re doing this plan.
"only six more days to go"
When two hyperfixations collide a new universe is born~
MP100/Pathologic crossover I lovingly call Mob Utopia - alice-in-wonderland-like immersion with Reigen in Bachelor’s role (he's still a fraud tho), Serizawa in a role of Haruspex (I'm so sorry) and Tome as Clara (yay my gall finally gets some psychic mojo).
Have seen quite a few fics about these three getting a case in some really dark spooky cursed places, so how about weird little town full of clairvoyant psyhics, ghosts and living plague?
*alright you got me, I just wanted to see Reigen chased by rats~
I just think they're neat
Two blonde, punny bisexuals whose hair color is actually a dark gray. They then dyed their hair after overcoming something traumatic, and they both befriended the intelligent yet antisocial member of the killing game.
No actual connections or theories I just want them to be friends.
Welp, finally back to Posting. I accidentally snapped my phone screen in half and executive dysfunctioned my way into a lengthy hiatus.
*clears throat*
✨️Hiiiii agaiiiiin✨️
God I love being dominant in such a soft way. Stroking your face and encouraging you, getting real close to your ear and telling you exactly what I need you to do, smiling and watching you eagerly follow my directions because you just wanna hear me tell you how good of a job you’re doing. Every so often grabbing you up by the face or the hair and slowly applying pressure, just to remind you not to fucking play with me, then immediately following up with kisses and gentleness. My favorite.
I’m back
We got hit by a bad storm, but we weren’t flooded out this time!
A win is a win!!
The Rat That Feeds The Rattlesnake (3879 words) by Ghostie_Jakxy_Gray Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Content SMP, Hadestown - Mitchell, no rpf - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Folly | r4tmaid, Rat | doctor4t (Video Blogging RPF), The Fates (Hadestown), Hades (Hadestown), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Implied Orpheus (Hadestown) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, once again: SMPs ability to just Make People Gods?, that's Important here, Demigods, Inaccurate Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Inaccurate Minecraft Mechanics, The Neverend (ContentSMP), Fish, Respawn Mechanics (Minecraft), Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, hopefully not painfully out of character, the Fates are the wind, BAMF Folly | r4tmaid, she's getting there at least, The Author Regrets Nothing, Major Character Undeath, Dreams and Nightmares, Potentially painfully out of character idk, Mind Manipulation, The Fates Are Not Nice Series: Part 2 of Gut and Idyll Summary: Hades is an old god spurned. Orpheus and Rat are builders after the same heart. Folly isn't much of anything for certain yet (but oh, she could be, couldn't she?), and the winds -The Wind- that of the fates blow like tides… in and out and over and over and over… ~ A (technically) continuation of my AU where Orpheus and Eurydice escape to the Neverend, and all the consequences that follow. Featuring actual CSMP characters this time!
The Rat That Feeds The Rattlesnake (7659 words) by Ghostie_Jakxy_Gray Chapters: 4/8 Fandom: Content SMP, Hadestown - Mitchell, no rpf - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Folly | r4tmaid, Rat | doctor4t (Video Blogging RPF), The Fates (Hadestown), Hades (Hadestown), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Implied Orpheus (Hadestown) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, once again: SMPs ability to just Make People Gods?, that's Important here, Demigods, Inaccurate Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Inaccurate Minecraft Mechanics, The Neverend (ContentSMP), Fish, Respawn Mechanics (Minecraft), Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, hopefully not painfully out of character, the Fates are the wind, BAMF Folly | r4tmaid, she's getting there at least, The Author Regrets Nothing, Major Character Undeath, Dreams and Nightmares, Potentially painfully out of character idk, Mind Manipulation, The Fates Are Not Nice, Whump, Existential Crisis, gods being assholes Series: Part 2 of Gut and Idyll Summary: Hades is an old god spurned. Orpheus and Rat are builders after the same heart. Folly isn't much of anything for certain yet (but oh, she could be, couldn't she?), and the winds -The Wind- that of the fates blow like tides… in and out and over and over and over… ~ A (technically) continuation of my AU where Orpheus and Eurydice escape to the Neverend, and all the consequences that follow. Featuring actual CSMP characters this time!
a boat that uses he/him pronouns and the sails are replaced by trans flags
