Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Started playing Sims 2, plopped down a premade married couple into the neighborhood and before I could even take control the husband attemted a dirty joke that failed so hard his wife instantly fell out of love with him.
A "Power Leadership" seminar? I'd rather lock myself in my house and pull out all of my hairs one by one with rusty tweezers. To be fair I have trichtillomania so that's what i'd rather be doing most of the time, but still.
Dandelion Potion
Take thou the heads of five dandelions newly gone to the seed.
With gentle hand, separate the seed from the hoary white fluff
Add the fluff to one half-measure of purest hose water upon a chilléd morn.
Benefits:
Makes you choke instantly
That's it.
Is this u?
i had a dream last night where i trashed all of picasso's paintings/sculptures at a gallery, punched my highschool enemy in the nose, and then stole everything in the gift shop.