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attention bisexuals:
i am authorizing use of the Plasma Beam.
If you think it's wrong or shameful for someone to have a casual relationship to magic, witchcraft, the gods, etc., you are functionally a fundamentalist. There's no difference between you and the Bible thumper who thinks everybody needs to be in constant prayer and thinking about God's will at all times.
My new original story is out now on Wattpad. If you love witches and mystery-thrillers, I would love it if you checked it out. It would mean a lot to me :)
Dandelion Potion
Take thou the heads of five dandelions newly gone to the seed.
With gentle hand, separate the seed from the hoary white fluff
Add the fluff to one half-measure of purest hose water upon a chilléd morn.
Benefits:
Makes you choke instantly
That's it.
Hey, look, I've been thinking about this for a while, and I think I need to end things between us. It's been fun, really fun. But I can't comprehend your true form like at all, and that's a real stumbling block for me in a relationship. I mean, youre a great...entity, that's not the problem, I mean, you keep me up at night, I can't get you outta my head, but I need substance in a relationship and all the trances and wailing in tongues are starting to get in the way of my growth as a person. Much as I'd like to remain friends, well, my retinas are crusting over and I think it would be best to have a clean break.
Wizards from Gifcities.
I think it's about time we, as a community, started
Pondering Our Morbs
All this draculaposting is taking over my humble wizard blog.
Casting a spell of "Remember the Grape Gumball Flavor"
When I tell Invincible Nightmare the Unkillable Wizard about this you're all gona be real fuckin' sorry.
