How In The Hecc Do You Chicken-fry Beer?

How in the hecc do you chicken-fry beer?

I witnessed peak comedy in college when we watched an uttly serious ww2 documentury about the Freudians who tried to psychoanalyze Hitler for the U.S. government and declared, sans any sort of irony, that even though Hitlers' father verifiably beat him black and blue and left him for dead, the true cause of his omnicidal tendancies was that his mother might have theoretically scolded him for wetting the bed maybe.

I wanna smell like a coconut nightmare.

The Good News: I am well on my way to finishing the project that is currently shaping up to be my largest lifetime work.

The Bad News: It’s an Empress Theresa fanfic.

The earth-shattering significance of owning a really good gel pen in your tween years.

Ball-peen hammer is a very funny word.