Personally I Am Sick Of The Cryptic Shit On Tumbler Dot Com. All Of A Sudden People Are Making Vague

personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to understand. but the truth is i don't even know which bloodsucker we are vagueblogging about. is it the real dracula or the one from hotel transylvania. or are we simply making a new dracula every day????? i don't know a lot but that seems unsustainable. to me personally

Just found this in the wild so uuuhhh...guess who's been ripping artists off. It never ends with these bots.

I like to call orcas Willies because of Free Willy and because that is not their real name which makes it a bit of a Shenanagan.

"Food for thot"

*Dracula tosses a baby in a sack at 3 huddled women*

"food for thought"

Jonathan: what did you call me?

*loudly swallows spit* But theyre tho awthome. I love halvthing to mouth breafth like thith. I'm a creathure of tha nigth.

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

Spent an embarrassing amount of time not realizing it was an email thing and just thought it was Amontillado 2.0

Can't wait for my boy Renfield to hit the scene. I can smell the blorbo content brewing.

Dracula Daily is one tumblr trend that I can absolutely adore and immediately subscribed to the moment I heard about it.

I love the memes, but the part that makes this really great is that I've read the book before, so there's some times, right now for instance, when I know exactly precisely what's going to happen next. Tumblr is gonna have a field day tomorrow.