Look-at-that-right-there - Mémoires D'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

This is not my Morbius house. This is not my Morbius wife.

open the dorbius get on the floorbius everyone walk the dinosorbius

Honestly I think she might have accepted Arthur becaue the poor guy really didn't have anything else going for him. Cowboy and an asylum owner gonna be snatched up in a week tops. He needs a win for once in his life.

This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

i get jumpscared every time i drive past my old highschool and there's kids there idk why i just assumed once i graduated they shut down the whole place out of respect

Vampire bats also share food by puking in each other’s mouths so uuuhhh....Morbi boy...

Idk what morbius is so I googled it and I found this wiki page and

Now I'm no bat expert but I'm pretty sure this means Morbius wakes up to find a whole colony of bats grooming him because that's what bats do.

Also a vampire bat thing, they evacuate their whole bladder while feeding to maintain fly weight, so I can only assume that when his little bat friends aren't licking him clean and potentially giving him rabies, Morbius is eating people and peeing down his own leg.

I can accept that there's a vampire but the second you put irl vampire bats in the mix I expect you to not slander them. Vampire bats already get a bad rap they don't need to be dragged down by Jared Leto

I neither POSSESS NUTS nor do I WISH TO why are 99 percent of my targeted ads NUT-BASED I SWEAR I ALMOST WANT TO GET ZUCCED AT THIS RATE END MY MISERY