I Am Human Woman I Like Tvmovie, Brushing My Teeth, And Work!

I am human woman I like tvmovie, brushing my teeth, and work! 😃

To mother,

I hope your nap was good,

And that your headache is getting better.

I'm sorry, but I have covered the table in hot sugar water

Boiling hot, actually.

Don't ask me how

Or why

It was supposed to be a suprise.

Supposed to be.

Someone walked up to me at work and started...petting me? Like a cat? Not anywhere particularly sensitive but uh??? Ma'm??? No?

I cannot.

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Man. I work my jaw all day every day but it's been so long since I TALKED to somone. I make some eye contact, crack some jokes, and I think it's finally going to happen, but bam. There I am. Hovering over myself as I start JAWING again.