Lookmomitsmytmblr - Salty Old Fan-Hag

insp.

Rewatching The Runaway Bride like:

Look at these two 

totally platonic

friends

“Oh, come on!“

And of course whatever “date” they try to go ends in horrible disaster, and she’s NOT going to let him get away with that so they’ll have to have another date… no, a do-over where it’ll work out properly. Because they are NOT going on multiple dates, just do-overs because trouble is always interrupting them. That’s all.

The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.