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I like how people sometimes depict Octavian with a curly hair

I’d like to think that Octavian actually has natural curly hair despite his parents having straight hair, but he straightens it cuz as a kid his parents didn’t know how to handle his hair.

That’s why his hair is just like damaged and straw like in HoO

excuse me sir . he asked for no pickles

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

No grave could hold my body down (I'll crawl home to him)

oh your love is sunlight but it's sunlight

Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??