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Jasico Bingo challenge!!
Prompt: Mythomagic
Nico's silvery laughter filled the vacant Zeus cabin as he put down another card, effectively winning the game with room to spare.
Jason groaned for the hundredth time, only making Nico's laughter swell.
Usually, Jason would complain about Nico's competitiveness, but he hadn't heard him laugh like that in months, so he let it slide.
Winters were hard for Nico. Not only was the world riddled with death and incredibly overstimulating for someone alerted of every death in his vicinity, but it was also close to the death of his sister.
Jason decided to smile and let his bragging go on. "I don't get it," Jason said, adjusting his glasses, "how do you keep winning?"
Nico shrugged. "I guess you just suck."
"Am I better than Frank?"
Nico laughed, not answering. He chewed his lip before examining his winning cards and the ones Jason lost with.
Nico scooted next to him, allowing Jason to snake an arm around him. Touching Nico was like petting a cat, it would either bite, run, or let you be. Jason was happy to confirm it was the last option this time around.
"You're too focused on offense. You don't have any defensive cards in play. Show me your hand," Nico said fast, the Italian in him making no room for a break between sentences.
Jason held out his palm. Nico laughed, earning a confused look. "No, I meant the cards in your hand. Not your actual hand," he chuckled, letting his hand fall over Jason's. He didn't intertwine their fingers but instead played absently with Jason's hand.
Jason provided Nico with a clear sight of the cards he had in his left hand. His deck wasn't as elaborate as Nico's, as it was comprised mostly of borrowed and new cards, but it was enough to at least compete with him a little.
"You should've played your siren when you played the Poseidon. They can offer you defense for three turns and you could've played your hydra afterward," he said, examining the cards.
Jason didn't understand half of what he said, but he nodded anyway. He liked it when Nico talked. You could practically see the years of trauma and turmoil melt off him as he babbled about his favorite game. He looked like a normal teenager, aside from his collection of scars and bruises that constantly littered his pale skin.
After a few more rounds and slightly less harrowing losses on Jason's part—which he was undoubtedly proud of—the sun began to set.
Jason could tell he was actually improving at the game. He got close to beating Nico several times before Nico checked his phone and sighed.
"Alright, one more round, then I'm going back to my cabin. Make it a good one," Nico laughed hollowly. It was the kind of laugh he did to fill gaps between words and make himself less threatening. Jason wished he knew he didn't have to do that around him.
They each threw down their first god cards, Jason with Boreas and Nico with Demeter.
Pretty soon, the game looked like it was about to be a tie. Jason, desperate to win at least once, devised his plan.
Nico had made a rule early on that if you fully remove a card from your hand, even if you choose not to play it or even set it down, you had to play it. The only expectation was if the text was small and you were moving it closer to read it.
So, as Jason watched Nico smile, putting his hand on a card that might make or break his final move, he came up with his plan.
Right as Nico was swapping his hand between two cards, Jason leaned forward and pressed a light kiss to his cheek.
Nico jumped, pulling his hand away from his deck, the card still between his fingers.
His face turned red quickly, contrasting his dark hair violently. He stared at Jason, mouth open in a mixture of surprise and amusement.
"You unbelievable jerk," Nico laughed, staring at the card as if it had personally slaughtered his whole family.
Jason practically cackled as Nico slammed down Bounties Harvest, possibly the worst card in the game.
"You're such a cheater!" Nico laughed. He sounded much younger than than usual. His typical aloof and unbothered nature got lost as he pointed his finger at the perpetrator.
Jason moved his army forward, finally winning the game. He moved Nico's HP tracker to zero for him, practically having to wipe tears out of his eyes from the laughter.
"I'm never playing mythomagic with you again," Nico said through laughs.
"We both know that isn't true."
"Don't test it blondie."
I also posted this on AO3:
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Absolutely!!
Okay, but baby innocent ten year old Nico gushing on about mythomagic is the cutest fucking thing in Titans Curse. I like to think of Will and Nico in cabin 13 and he’s just lore dumping on everything mythomagic and Will has just got the biggest smile on his face because he’s never seen that kind of sparkle in Nicos eyes before😫😫😫
nico di angelo used to be a kid
he used to think that watching anything PG13 was the coolest thing
he used to ramble on about mythomagic and defense points and how “they aren’t dolls, they’re figurines!”
he used to do a little dance when he got excited
he was sad when his big sister, the person that’s always been there, left him to become a hunter
he thought that it would be so cool if demi-gods would simply pop right back up after they die to keep fighting
he used to be a child
and then bianca di angelo stole the only figurine that he didn’t have
and she climbed into the robot that was the protector of all things there
and she didn’t come back out
nico di angelo used to be a kid
he used to be ten years old
and then he had to grow up
they're FRUIT OF THE LOOMS
Sally: Percy, remember the stories I’ve told you - the Greek myths - I’ve been preparing you for the day when you have to grapple with what you are. Hold on to those stories. Be strong. Brave the storm.
Grover: Percy. Listen. I have been prepping you for your destiny via Mythomagic cards. The Minotaur will be wearing tighty-whities. Remember this it will be important.
Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??