Ruby: This Is Probably The Second Weirdest Way Ive Almost Died.

Ruby: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Hitch: What was the first?

Ruby: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my group of friends is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

LB: (to ruby)Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice..

LB: for example "redfort, no" applies to just about everything

LB: its like a war zone here! What happened!?

Hitch: well ruby-

LB: ah, that makes sense

Froghorn: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you-

Ruby: water isn't wet.

Froghorn: how the fuck is water not wet its water-

“Ninety-nine seconds is all it took to drain all colour from my life.”

Ruby: hitch where’s LB?

Hitch: doing … Stuff…

Ruby: and where’s Bradley?

Hitch:

Ruby:

Hitch:

Ruby:

Ruby: …he’s “stuff” isn’t he.