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(wind blows through an open window)
Ruby: did you feel that?
LB: I haven't felt anything in years
Hitch: I just want to hear those three little words
Ruby: I love you
Hitch: try again
Ruby, grumbling: I will behave
LB: where's my top?
Ruby: *dragging Bradley into the room* here he is
LB:
Bradley:
LB: oh honey
Ruby: At my funeral, please make sure everyone wears bright colors. No sad, dark colors, please
Hitch: Bold of you to assume I’m going to let you die
Ruby: why does everyone constantly assume the worst of me?
LB: it saves time
Froghorn: you're trying to use my ego against me?
Ruby: I thought it would work
Froghorn: no, it worked, I'll do it
LB: redfort you can be very destructive -
Ruby, exited: I can?
LB: no, that's not what I meant -
Ruby: too late I already broke something
Hitch, crying: please Ruby, for once in your life just eat a vegetable
Ruby, drizzling chocolate syrup over tater tots: what is this 'vegetable' you speak of???
Ruby: truth or dare?
Hitch: truth.
Ruby: how many hours have you slept this week?
Hitch: dare.
Ruby: go to sleep.
Hitch: I don't like this game.
Blacker: are you wearing makeup?
Froghorn: oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Blacker: looks OK, I guess
* later *
Blacker, sobbing into Hitch's shoulder: it looked so good.
Hitch: I know.
Blacker: I'm so gay.
Hitch: I know.
You guys have been really sweet about my really dorky Ruby Redfort posts recently so I thought I’d put in some work and get as much information as I can about everyone’s favourite code cracking, messy, doughnut eating Spectrum worker!
(Note: I am missing books 2 & 3 because I refuse to buy anything but hardback RR books, and there are other requirements because I’m a picky girl… so could someone else check those???)
Anyway, let’s begin today’s episode of Information about Blacker! Spoilers, maybe? Err on the side of caution!
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Ruby: I didn't catch your name?
Buzz: I didn't throw it.
Ruby: *talking about her fears and feelings and wanting LB's reassurance*
LB: your feelings have been noted and I will get back to you within 3 to 5 business days
Hitch: what are you doing!?
Ruby, spreading toothpaste on toast: multi-tasking
Ruby: not wearing glasses anymore, I've seen enough.
Ruby, sliding a photo across the table: I want you to shoot this person in the leg
Hitch: ...........this is a photo of you
Ruby: elliot and mouse want me to try zumba
Hitch: LB where are you going?
LB: to seek the company of the only person around here who has any amount of sense
Blacker: and who's that?
LB: myself
Ruby: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?
Hitch: ... The good?
Ruby: it is highly unlikely that I will EVER do it again
Ruby: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.
Ruby: apparently Harper thinks I'm "lucky to be alive"
(ruby and clancy walk into the kitchen)
Hitch: I thought you were sleeping in the tree house tonight?
Ruby: *grabbing knives* Treehouse is haunted.
Hitch: what?
Clancy: *grabbing more knives* Treehouse is haunted.