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Bradley in BAYD: what's up? I'm back

Literally everyone: I saw you die. You died. You were dead

Bradley: death is a social construct

LB: Also, a reminder that if you find a USB outside, do not bring it into the workplace.

Ruby, taking notes: International bees only

The count: I think my instincts about people are better than yours

Sam colt: why?

The count: well I picked you

The count: you, on the other hand, picked me

Hitch: Ruby is mad at me, so I tightened the lids on all of the jars so she has to get help from me

*glass breaking in the background*

Hitch: it hasn't worked yet but it'll happen.

LB: Anyway, Bradley's hair is very soft, especially after he leaves the shower.

Hitch: uhmm, boss how does this relate to the plan?

LB: we'll get to it, sit back down

Blacker: you are the greatest husband ever. i wish i could marry you all over again.

Blacker: *gasps loudly* let's get divorced!

Froghorn, confused: So, how many kids do you have??

Hitch: do you mean biologically, legally or emotionally.

LB: It's hard being in charge sometimes, but I love my team, and that's all that matters--

Ruby: LOVEDAY! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and now everything's broken

LB:

LB: *inhales*

Mrs digby: you know, I'm beginning to regret showing you how to use that blender

Ruby, drinking toast: why do you say that?

Froghorn: God, give me patience

Ruby: isnt it give me strength?

Froghorn: if God gave me strength you'd be dead.

LB: OK, I belive you

Ruby: really??

LB: absolutely not.

Clancy, apologising: -/ ... _. -. -.. -

Ruby: what is that?

Clancy: remorse code

Ruby: I'm even angrier at you now

Hitch: OK so that's the plan, any questions?

Ruby: who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Hitch: I meant questions about -

Hitch:

Hitch, sighing: the worm

Did I draw a reverse version of the lake scene in BAYD?

Where the gunshot wound LB received was fatal/near fatal?

When I should have been revising for my exams?

... Maybe...

(yes I am aware LB looks way younger than she is and that the background is nonexistant but this is a sketch and I cba)

Clancy: ARE YOU -

Del: fucking

Clancy: - KIDDING ME?!

Hitch: ...what?

Del: he's not allowed to swear at public events, so I've volunteered to help him out

Ruby: I think you just really like saying fuck for no reason

Del: that does not diminish the importance of my job

Elliot, putting honey into his tea: yeah get into the leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Del:

Del: do you take constructive criticism?

Elliot: no.

LB: when was the last time you slept?

Hitch: *downing 6th Cup of coffee* no

I hate the stereotype that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are smart enough to have the capacity for evil and sharks are simply big fish so at worst can only be true neutral, so even if only a minority of dolphins are evil there's still more evil dolphins than sharks

- clancy in take your last breath

*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Elliot: this isn't deodorant

Ruby: *eyes lighting up* on a scale from 1 to 10 how bad do you think it'd be if-

Hitch: at least a 20

(ruby and clancy walk into the kitchen)

Hitch: I thought you were sleeping in the tree house tonight?

Ruby: *grabbing knives* Treehouse is haunted.

Hitch: what?

Clancy: *grabbing more knives* Treehouse is haunted.

Elliot: hey ruby

Ruby: hey Finch

Clancy: sup rube

Ruby: what's up clance

Beetle: he-

Ruby: back off. I'm dismantling the patriarchy this year and I'm not afraid to start with you.

Ruby: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Ruby: apparently Harper thinks I'm "lucky to be alive"

Ruby: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Hitch: ... The good?

Ruby: it is highly unlikely that I will EVER do it again