Ruby Redfort - Tumblr Posts
Clancy: ARE YOU -
Del: fucking
Clancy: - KIDDING ME?!
Hitch: ...what?
Del: he's not allowed to swear at public events, so I've volunteered to help him out
Ruby: I think you just really like saying fuck for no reason
Del: that does not diminish the importance of my job
Did I draw a reverse version of the lake scene in BAYD?
Where the gunshot wound LB received was fatal/near fatal?
When I should have been revising for my exams?
... Maybe...
(yes I am aware LB looks way younger than she is and that the background is nonexistant but this is a sketch and I cba)
Hitch: OK so that's the plan, any questions?
Ruby: who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?
Hitch: I meant questions about -
Hitch:
Hitch, sighing: the worm
Clancy, apologising: -/ ... _. -. -.. -
Ruby: what is that?
Clancy: remorse code
Ruby: I'm even angrier at you now
LB: OK, I belive you
Ruby: really??
LB: absolutely not.
Froghorn: God, give me patience
Ruby: isnt it give me strength?
Froghorn: if God gave me strength you'd be dead.
Mrs digby: you know, I'm beginning to regret showing you how to use that blender
Ruby, drinking toast: why do you say that?
LB: It's hard being in charge sometimes, but I love my team, and that's all that matters--
Ruby: LOVEDAY! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and now everything's broken
LB:
LB: *inhales*
Froghorn, confused: So, how many kids do you have??
Hitch: do you mean biologically, legally or emotionally.
Blacker: you are the greatest husband ever. i wish i could marry you all over again.
Blacker: *gasps loudly* let's get divorced!
LB: Anyway, Bradley's hair is very soft, especially after he leaves the shower.
Hitch: uhmm, boss how does this relate to the plan?
LB: we'll get to it, sit back down
Hitch: Ruby is mad at me, so I tightened the lids on all of the jars so she has to get help from me
*glass breaking in the background*
Hitch: it hasn't worked yet but it'll happen.
The count: I think my instincts about people are better than yours
Sam colt: why?
The count: well I picked you
The count: you, on the other hand, picked me
LB: Also, a reminder that if you find a USB outside, do not bring it into the workplace.
Ruby, taking notes: International bees only
Bradley in BAYD: what's up? I'm back
Literally everyone: I saw you die. You died. You were dead
Bradley: death is a social construct
Ruby: quick, I need fifty dollars!
Blacker, handing over the money: not even going to questionit, I like your confidence
Hitch, very hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was the King of All Ducks
LB: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks
i swear i’m not Just gonna be a bradley baker meta blog from this point on But i had Another Thought
blink and you die spoilers ahead (again)
very strong choice to make post-amnesia baker an avid mycologist actually because what do mushrooms do? they’re decomposers, they feed off dead flesh and make it usable to the living again. what is bradley baker? dead. metaphorically at first and then literally. what is ruby? living. what does baker do? trade his life for hers. makes the dead useful to the living. starts the cycle anew. i am going to scream
I did one from every major franchise I've been into since I was seven.
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
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