Pamamanhikan With Timeskip! Half-filipino! Iwaizumi Hajime

pamamanhikan with timeskip! half-filipino! iwaizumi hajime

creds/request from my bb @nanaomiomi (I MISS YOU SM MWAH)

if you don’t know what “pamamanhikan” is, DW I DIDN’T EITHER LMAO

pamamanhikan: meeting your partners family/parents. (traditionally: groom meeting the bride’s family to show marriage is not between just the two people, but the entire family) (ty for telling me <3)

non-gender specified! filipino!reader (idk if it works gender neutrally so i didn't add reader pronouns) enjoy! cw: light language

CONGRATS READER YOU’RE ENGAGED TO KUYA HAJI 🥳🥳

both your families decided to keep filipino tradition, and do pamamanhikan.

you guys agreed, so now iwa and his family are on his way to your house.

both of you have met each other’s families before, and your families know a little bit of each other, so it’s mainly a "get to know each other" session.

when haji’s family arrives, they bring some gifts like their family adobo, wine, and soda.

your family made some delicious food like lumpia, sinigang, and turon for desert. (lumpia: eggrolls, sinigang: sour soup with vegetables and meat, turon: banana with brown sugar wrapped in spring roll wrapper; fried.)

the parents introduce themselves to each other and it’s going really smoothly! the conversation is general and small.

after the small talk, haji will ask your parents for your their permission to marry you.

HE’S LOWKEY SWEATING HIS ASS OFF EVEN THOUGH HE’S SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

“nay, tay, pinapayagan kong magkasal si y/n?” (mom, dad, will you allow me to marry y/n?) (nay and tay is used a shortened version of nanay and tatay, as a nickname used by your partner in this case)

“oo. pwede yan hajime” (yes. that’s allowed hajime)

claps and cheers from you and his family. (you guys def call him out for being nervous and he denies it)

now, in celebration, you guys eat dinner! sm good fucking food god bless and your families get to know each other.

your moms compliment each other on the foods they cooked, share recipes, and cooking tips.

your dads talk about work and about you two.

again, they’re getting to know each other so they talk about themselves, where they’re from, their jobs, etc.

you and haji will have small conversation while they have their one on one talks and you’ll tease him even more for being nervous from earlier.

“awww was my fiancé nervous on what my parents would say 🥺”- you

*shoves food in your mouth* “no. i don’t know what you saw mahal ko” (mahal ko- my love)

giggles from both of you AND YOUR FAMILIES GIVING YOU TWO THE KILIG LOOK (kilig- giddy feeling toward romance)

you guys won't have many plans for your wedding yet (this is happening a few weeks after he proposed), but you’ll share the little information you two have planned so far like who’s being invited, attire ideas, and a vague idea what the venue will be like/when it would seasonally be.

BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM YOUR CHILDHOODS

you guys will die of embarrassment before you even get married

your dad will show baby videos that are really funny and haji’s parents will show embarrassing photos they didn’t get the chance to show you yet.

(watch one of them be haji’s messy face after eating ice cream HAHAHAH)

all of the parents will give you two advice for married life and relationships in general like to trust each other, make time for each other, never go to bed angry, and more.

CUE THE “kung nasaktan ka yung baby ko sapakin kita hajime ha.” FROM YOUR DAD LMAO (if you hurt my baby i'll punch you okay hajime.)

*nervous gulp* “opo tay” (yes dad)

OFC IT’S JUST A PLAYFUL JOKE BC THEY LOVE HIM BUT just a warning

“hoi, y/n. kung hihirapan ka kasi tigas olo si hajime, sabihin mo sa akin” - haji’s dad (hey, y/n. if you have a hard time because hajime is stubborn, tell me)

“why am i being attacked” - haji

“same to you hajime. i'll throw my tsinelas at y/n” - your mom (tsinelas- slippers)

“WH- WHY” - you

laughs from all of you guys

overall it was a great experience and really fun night for everyone. all of you are now well acquainted and your parents might hang out together sometimes bc they have SO MUCH CHISMIS and enjoy each other

“sige. we’ll be heading out!”

“ingat kayo!”

you kiss haji goodbye and YOUR PARENTS WILL KILIG: “eeeee!!!”

I HOPE YOU ENOYED THAT BB! i tried my best to research to make pamamanhikan accurate as possible but it may be vague.

I RELIED SO HARD ON TRANSLATION SITES FOR THIS PLS MAHIHIRAPAN KO SA TAGALOG BWISIT

if you have any more requests, leave some in my asks :)

aoba johsai masterlist

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

Hope u don't mind me requesting again but I was wondering if u could do headcanons for the crusaders with a reader who likes to quote memes or vines like when she's got an idea of some sort she's just like "oh yeah, big brain time" or they're in a fight with an enemy she's like "I'ma bad b*tch you can't kill me", I just wanna see their reaction to someone with that chaotic energy (sorry if this doesn't make sense ':>)

Stardust Crusaders: With a s/o who Quotes Memes and Vines

TW // none

Thank you for your request! I genuinely had a lot of fun writing this idea for these five dorky men <3 enjoy!

Stardust Crusaders with a s/o who's often quoting memes and Vines, had to be fem!s/o, but I didn't need to point out reader's gender while writing, so it turned out kinda neutral.

WORD COUNT: 1.3k

KUJO JOTARO

He's annoyed by your habit most of the time, but he can't deny that sometimes the result is pretty hilarious, above all when you happen to do it when fighting against enemy stand users.

Jotaro was trying to figure out a way to attack without being noticed, to make sure it could be effective and quick, when he heard you whisper "Big brain time", and the second after, you suddenly screamed at the top of your lungs, yeeting your stand against the enemy stand user.

"YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY HOMIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?" screeching more or less the same way Stroheim would have done years ago, you guide your attack, your stand successfully making the enemy retire.

He tries to look annoyed and pissed, but you still managed to win, and he must admit he's a proud boyfriend. Jotaro is silently complimenting you, in his mind. Still, he scolds you. You acted in an irresponsible way and you could get really hurt.

When you see him so pissed over your behavior, all you manage to do is trying to ignore him. "Y/n, I'm not done with you." you usually shrug. "...Hi Not Done With You, I'm y/n."

Sometimes you both wonder how did such different people like you two end up together. But to be honest, Jotaro getting worried over you is something you enjoy, and seeing you so confident in your fighting skills makes Jotaro feel all proud and relieved you're not breaking down.

JOSEPH JOESTAR

He doesn't really know what these hilarious sentences are, but hearing you quoting them always gives him a reason to say he's in a good mood despite the pressure DIO puts on your lives.

The six of you were on your way to Pakistan, just before your fight with Wheel Of Fortune, and you were sitting right next to Joseph. Out of boredom, you both were reading the road signs, and you took the occasion to be yourself.

"Road Work Ahead..." Joseph read out loud. You snorted, and rested your head on your hand, smiling at him, and answering, whispering to not to annoy your fellow crusaders. "Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." The man loudly laughed, scaring Polnareff who was driving.

Unfortunately, after that hilarious moment, you got really hurt in the fight against Wheel Of Fortune, and before even thinking of driving a kilometer more, they had to be sure you were okay. You really looked dead.

Much to Joseph's relief, after he pulled you up from the ground, holding you tight in his arms and caressing your hair a couple of times, you opened your eyes. And noticed his ones were almost teary. Did he get that much scared?

You immediately smiled, not wanting to see him like that. You pulled a thumb up, a smug grin on your face. "I'm a bad bitch, he can't kill me." the man laughed, tenderly kissing your forehead and letting you back in the car.

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

He knows what those quotes are. Avdol doesn't really mind them, he finds those genuinely funny. But he minds them when you fuck up your protection just because you want to quote those.

He particularly remembers that time you were with Polnareff, when a clone of Avdol himself and a clone of Jean's sister, Sherry, were created by an enemy stand user. He was watching the two of you from afar, just before joining you and saving you. As soon as you saw the clone of your boyfriend, you eyed at Polnareff.

"Are you telling me you asked for THIS thing, Jean? This is not Avdol, this is some flesh without his feelings! This bitch's EMPTY!" your strong stand picked up the clone, and threw him violently on the ground, over Polnareff's head. "YEET!"

When you did that, it took no time for the clone to rip off a bite of your leg, and you couldn't express how much it hurt. When you learnt that the actual Avdol was there too, much to Polnareff's surprise since he didn't know anything, you immediately scolded your boyfriend.

"You could come and help a little sooner... mother trucker, dude. That bite hurt like a buttcheek on a stick." Avdol stayed silent for a couple of seconds, before bursting into a laughter with you, kissing your lips. "I missed you so much, babe."

Avdol spent the following twenty minutes in checking on you and making sure you had no more severe wounds that could interfere with your trip to Egypt. He's pretty apprehensive, when it comes to you.

KAKYOIN NORIAKI

He totally knows what those quotes are and laughs with you on those. It's likely for you and Noriaki to understand each other and communicate through memes and Vine quotes. It happens to be useful to talk without enemies understanding you.

The crusaders have plenty of war flashbacks of you and Kakyoin acting weird because of those. For example, the time you were walking with your boyfriend, along with Jotaro and Anne. You genuinely tried to hold back from quoting vines around Jotaro, but as soon as a man threw a paper on the ground and not in the bin, you two screamed.

"WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!" that's one of the reasons that pushed Jotaro and Anne to isolate themselves from the actual Kakyoin and the actual you, being attacked by Rubber Soul afterwards.

Rubber Soul and his fellow enemy stand users were an infuriating thing for you and Kakyoin. Last time you had a talk together, understanding they were only serving DIO for money, you found yourselves pissed off. Like for real.

"We here not having the money for some chicken nuggets and still helping Jotaro and Mr. Joestar for FREE and y'all want a hundred thousand dollars from a naked vampire? Not gonna happen, Karen!"

You're able to bring out the loudest part of Noriaki, since none of the crusaders like the same stuff of this type the way he does. You often call each other "dude" or "bitch" - regardless of your genders, in fact you called him a bitch several times -, even if you're an actual couple.

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

He doesn't really know what those quotes are, but he finds it hilarious when you say them, and gets interested in it, so that he can get the reference when you repeat those. He starts saying those too, afterwards.

It happened when you met Hol Horse, a fast, precise bullet coming towards you, as you and Polnareff moved a little, but enough for the bullet to get in the little space between you, leaving you safe and sound. It had scared you, you weren't gonna lie, and in both your minds, a perfect vine quote appeared.

"Ah, stooop. We coulda dropped our croissant." if that quote wasn't perfect to be said with your boyfriend... nothing else could ever be. You both laughed, as Hol Horse realized he was alone against two people, and before you could say anything more, he was running away.

Teaching vine and memes quotes to Polnareff is the cutest thing ever, because you know he's gonna use them sometime, with your fellow crusaders or with enemies. But he doesn't have a great memory, and will need your help.

"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fucking... babe help." no wonder Enyaba was staring at you two with a scared and confused look on her face. "...rip your face off..." you helped him. "...rip your face off." Polnareff repeated. "...bitch." you added, whispering. "Putain." you choked on your breath, did Jean fucking say bitch in french?

Polnareff has no chill, if you're willing to risk it all for a vine quote, he'll fucking do it with you, no matter what. Jotaro wants you two dead.

haikyuu boys’ reaction when their kid falls down

a/n: just for context, their kid is around the age of a toddler here and their fall wasn't that bad. also i miss gakuen babysitters so much ><

will bolt in record-breaking speed towards their kid and check for injuries, will then hug them tight and kiss their head to comfort them.

⤷ kageyama, sakusa, aone, semi, ennoshita, asahi, yamaguchi, yamamoto

will comically pretend to fall down as well to cheer them up and show them that it's okay to fall down :')

⤷ oikawa, kuroo, terushima, noya, atsumu, bokuto, komori, inouka, fukunaga, goshiki (no but he is the baby 🥺)

will squat down the floor to meet their kid at eye level and tell them it's alright, will then help their kid up and encourage them to continue what they were doing.

⤷ iwaizumi, kita, kenma, daichi, aran, matsukawa, akaashi, washio

knows the fall wasn't that bad (they just tripped over their toys) and laughs at their kid lol will probably help them up after their kid starts crying.

⤷ tendou, suna, futakuchi, hinata, suga, yaku, hanamaki, lev, konoha, kindaichi, hoshiumi

will calmly carry their kid to the kitchen and will place an ice pack on their knee while asking them if they're okay.

ushijima, shirabu, tsukki, kunimi, kyotani, samu, kai, yahaba, hirugami

THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺

I’m not sure if you’re accepting requests, but if you are, headcannons for the Part 3 boys with a s/o who constantly needs sleep, can fall asleep practically anywhere and isn’t shy from using their lover as a pillow?

part 3 boys,,,, unsure if that also means old joseph, but i mean! i might as well include him.

Jotaro Kujo

the first time you feel asleep on him was in the car. you had your head on his shoulder and you were snoring slightly, and it took everything in his power not to take a picture. he also tried his hardest not to move, not to make a single sound not to wake you. 

(he made star platinum grab one of joseph’s cameras and snapped a pic, he keeps it in his wallet.)

Noriaki Kakyoin 

after a long day of travelling in the desert, the group finally decided it would be best to just set up camp where they were, and not try to find a hotel. didn’t matter much, except for the fact that kakyoin was the first one to keep watch. so you did what any normal person would do, you sat in his lap, pressed your face in his neck, and fell asleep. 

he smiled, hearing your soft breath, and rubbed your back, looking around to make sure no enemies even came close to you. 

Jean-Pierre Polnareff 

you fell asleep on the tiddy, didn’t you? of fucking course you did. the group had decided on spending some time in the city before moving to the next, and you had asked jean if he was willing to just lay down with you. he of course said yes, and when you got back to the hotel room, you put him on the bed, put yourself in between his legs and rested your face into his chest. 

you promptly fell fast asleep, leaving your poor boyfriend flustered, and very very confused.

Muhammad Avdol

Avdol knew that you were practically always tired, and whenever the crusaders stopped to rest, he offered to curl you up in his cloak, and hold you in his lap. you would rest against his chest as he looked down at your soft features. he would rub soft circles in your back, rocking you slightly. 

and if he saw you shiver, you bet yo ass magician’s red is comin out to make you warm. 

Joseph Joestar

this man would let you fall asleep on him, and then carry you to wherever if the group needed to leave. he always knew you were going to pass out when you’d press close to him, settle your head on his shoulder and wrap an arm around his torso. it was the cutest fucking thing, and he has many many pictures of it. 

Joseph would more than likely pick you up and get you somewhere so you can sleep more comfortably, preferably a place where he can sleep, too. 

dating kuroo tetsuro headcanons <3

LITERALLY LOVE HIM SM (him and aren kuboyasu are tied for my fave anime boys)

he’s such a dork and i need a girl version of him pls i’m so hashtag lonely.

gn! reader. CW: me cursing a few times lmao

okay we are doing CANON KUROO AND NOT FANON BC FANON HIM IS SO BAD LIKE TF :|

in my mind, i think kuroo would start to like you/fall in love with you once he gets close to you and builds a bond with you

prior to dating, he’d put science puns and jokes in your notes and books to make you laugh

if you understand them and are also a massive nerd (not an insult bc i am too 💀) you’d tell him some too and his heart would beat sO FAST

teases from yaku: “just marry them already”

but once you guys date HE’S SUCH A SLY BITCH BUT HE’S SUCH A GREAT PARTNER

he’s a snake (not daishou) sometimes but all the teasing is just for fun

HE LOVESSSS STUDY DATES

whether you need his help to understand a hard concept, or you’re just working in each other’s presence with snacks, and comfortable silence, he’s in for it.

bragging about you to daishou

them having s/o bragging/competing sessions

you and mika chan are just there like 😀😀 bc you guys get along so well despite their rivalry LMAOOO

he loves to take care of you. like if he goes out on his morning run and you’re still asleep when he comes back he’ll make you guys breakfast

CORNY ASS PICKUP LINESSSS they’re so bad they make you laugh so he just keeps saying them

he calls you honey, love, babe, SHAWTY BC ITS FUNNY AHAHAHHA

yamamoto being so jealous kuroo has a HOT AND AWESOME s/o literally crying

hanging out with kenma a lot. he doesn’t think you’re overwhelming and thinks you’re good for kuroo so he warms up to you and you guys get along really well.

standing there like 🧍🏻with akaashi when bokuto and him get into their shenanigans

ALL THE THIRD YEARS/HIS FRIENDS WONDERING HOW HE PULLED YOU

“who knew he’d be able to get someone like them”

“damn what poor soul fell for you”

“I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU”

cue kuroo literally walking away from all the teasing

omg tickle fights with him that’s so cute pls

he calls you his/the team’s lucky charm

every time they score a point he finds you in the stands and smiles at you

FOREHEAD AND HAND KISSES PLSSSS

i think he’s a hopeless romantic so he’ll do the mushiest gushiest stuff with you

like coffee shop dates, kissing in the rain, and all the other cliches

he lovesssss when you play with his hair

even tho he likes taking care of you, you have to take care if him from time to time bc WE DON’T WANT OUR ROOSTER TO OVERWORK HIMSELF DO WE

he’s captain and in college courses so he has to keep up. but sometimes he forgets to take a break and you need to stop him by literally pulling him away.

the looks he gives you are filled with so much love. his smile, his eyes, his blushy cheeks. he’s head over heels for you dear and he certainly shows it.

I IMAGINE HE HAS SCHOOL GLASSES LIKE FOR HOMEWORK OR READING AND HE LOOKS SO FINE WITH THEM.

you’ll steal them when he’s using them from time to time and he’ll be like babe really-

on rest and lazy days he loves staying in bed and cuddling you. it can be silent or you guys can watch a movie it doesn’t matter.

playing with his face- i feel like he’d have a squishy face and you like to poke his cheeks.

he likes holding your face in his hands 🥺

when he walks you home he intertwines your hands together and swings them while you tell him about your day.

if he sees you in the halls at school or through classroom door windows, he’ll smile and give you a wink.

even tho he may seem really confident in his flirts and actions, that doesn’t mean his heart beats 50 miles a second every time he does them

no matter how long you guys are together, you’ll always make him trip over his words or make him blush furiously at times

still flusters you back bc he sucks (jk <3)

loves when you nuzzle into his neck when cuddling 🥰

dancing in the kitchen late at night

stargazing 😩

AND LITERALLY SM MORE CHEESY SHIT. WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE HE’LL LITERALLY TREAT YOU SO RIGHT AND WE LOVE OUR NEKOMA CAPTAIN.

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