If I Ever Had A Sleepover With Asmo, My Guy Is Signing An NDA, Like I Luv Him To Death, But NO TRUST.

If I ever had a sleepover with Asmo, my guy is signing an NDA, like I luv him to death, but NO TRUST. none. Nada.

MC: Hey, haha, hey guys, how do you spell Asmo's full name?

Mams: Are ya stupid or sumthin? It's A s m O de-

MC: EZNUTZ

Sol: MC, respectfully, what the fuck?

Any roofers in the chat?

roof time

OBEY ME BOYS AS SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE, UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE WORLD, SAID

Luci: (Satan abt Luci) Schrodinger's Lucifer. The concept by which Lucifer has his head up his own ass, and his own cock in his mouth.

Mams: I'm worth a dollar. I feel very affordable

Levi: Genuine connections are overrated

Satan: Your method of argument is like watching someone climb a sand dune at a 50 degree angle, it's quite saddening to watch

Asmo: *leaning over to Solomon* When you get down to it, Geology is just looking around in people's holes

Beel: (I rly don't have nuthin)

Belphie: It's not a hate crime if you love doing it

My MC: And the current consensus is that Malaysia is the gayest of the Balkans, but that could change tomorrow

I hope i die warmed by the life that i tried to live

Nikki Giovanni, The Collected Poetry, 1968-1998

MC is probably a BuzzFeed Unsolved missing person case. Some real True Crime ™ Podcast material. There's fan theories on Reddit about what happened to them. There's literally no leads as to where they went.

A normal person vanishes out of thin air? No sign of anything happening to them?

In this economy??