INCOREECT QUOTE 666?

INCOREECT QUOTE 666?

R.A.D Philosophy lecturer: Lucifer, your brothers have actually performed quite well on this exam. However the same cannot be said for MC.

Lucifer: *debating the ethics of strapping MC to the ceiling* What?!

Diavolo: MC? 🥺

MC: ngl I was jacked up on cough medication so I don't actually remember what I wrote.

Lecturer: Ah yes, well, unfortunately your answer to the the ultimate question of life, the Universe, and everything was...42?

MC: Yea sounds 'bout right.

Satan & Solomon: Lmao good one MC

Barbie, ancient being, lord of time: (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;))) *Ayo what, how da fuq do they know that*

OBEY ME BOYS AS SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE, UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE WORLD, SAID

Luci: (Satan abt Luci) Schrodinger's Lucifer. The concept by which Lucifer has his head up his own ass, and his own cock in his mouth.

Mams: I'm worth a dollar. I feel very affordable

Levi: Genuine connections are overrated

Satan: Your method of argument is like watching someone climb a sand dune at a 50 degree angle, it's quite saddening to watch

Asmo: *leaning over to Solomon* When you get down to it, Geology is just looking around in people's holes

Beel: (I rly don't have nuthin)

Belphie: It's not a hate crime if you love doing it

My MC: And the current consensus is that Malaysia is the gayest of the Balkans, but that could change tomorrow

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

What's Your Damage, Devildom?

(MC is Veronica Sawyer from Heathers, (the original West End Musical))

THE BROTHERS:

Lucifer:

-> Genuinely enjoys the musical.

-> Expect some theatre themed dates.

-> Disgruntled when Diavolo makes him dress up as Veronica tho.

Mammon:

->So damn proud of his human.

->Tells literally everyone.

-> no.1 fanboy.

-> Theatre dates.

-> His modelling agent recognised you and now you’re the face of this month’s issue of Devil Style.

Leviathan:

-> Has heard of Heathers, never knew that you played Veronica Sawyer though.

-> C O S P L A Y.

-> Instantly a fan, although he still insists that musicals are a normie thing and was outraged that you would betray him like that.

-> Finds himself humming your songs more often than wants to admit

Satan:

-> T H E A T RE NER D.

-> Enjoys reading scripts.

-> Would love to write a musical with you.

Asmodeus:

-> MC~!

-> Wants a private showing of specifically Dead Girl Walking, for totally, not obvious reasons.

-> Seriously loves your acting and voice though.

-> Honestly impressed.

-> Parades you around to his theatre friends.

-> Will be upset if you don’t choose him as your costume/set designer, and hairstylist.

Beelzebub:

->Wasn’t interested in musicals before, but is now, thanks to you.

-> Becomes a ‘lil bit of a theatre nerd.

-> Attends all your rehearsals.

-> Though, what’s a jiffy pop, MC?

Belphegor:

-> Oh, you’re in a musical, that’s pretty chill.

-> Says he doesn’t really care, but actively stays awake when Beel watches it.

-> Falls asleep to a musical recording of your songs.

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UNDATEABLES + LUKE (everyone’s favourite racist, chihuahua twelve-year-old):

Diavolo:

-> You really shouldn’t have told him that :/

-> Immediately your no.1 fan, suddenly knows all the lyrics and parts better than you.

-> Forces the Royals to cosplay characters according to their signature colours, Dia obviously being Heather Chandler, Barb as Heather Duke, and Lucifer, much to his dismay and your amusement, as Veronica Sawyer. Mammon even gets roped in as Heather McNamara.

-> Now interested in other human world musicals, surprised at how dark some are, compares them to stage performances in the Devildom.

-> Takes you to the best theatres both in the Human World and Devildom.

-> If you even give the slightest of hints about directing a musical yourself, or something of the sort, suddenly you’ve got yourself an entire crew of confused and scared demons at your disposal.

Barbatos:

-> Finds the musical amusing.

-> Listens to it when he does his more menial tasks.

-> Will want to hear any and all details about its performance.

-> How many other performances have you been in, Mc?

-> Always somehow there at any of your performances.

-> Though his Lord’s singing is starting to get on his nerves.

Simeon:

-> I hc him as loving My Dead Gay Son.

-> Really supportive of you as a stage performer.

-> Goes to all your shows over and over again.

-> Writes you into an official stage-play of The Seven Lords.

-> Essentially, becomes your personal scriptwriter after that.

Solomon:

-> Was already a fan.

-> You two cosplay JD and Veronica EVERY. HALLOWEEN.

-> References it in your conversations.

-> Uses, ‘Greetings and Salutations,’ as an ACTUAL greeting.

-> WhAT’S youR DaMAGE, MC?

->Literally won’t shut-up, thinks he’s so damn funny.

Luke:

-> Doesn’t like/entirely understand the musical.

-> But is supportive, nonetheless.

-> You make mini musicals with him all the time.

-> Likes your voice.

-> You sing him to sleep, on the nights he has nightmares.

(Don’t know enough about the new exchange students ngl, (though I wish I did))

MC: Hey, haha, hey guys, how do you spell Asmo's full name?

Mams: Are ya stupid or sumthin? It's A s m O de-

MC: EZNUTZ

Sol: MC, respectfully, what the fuck?

I hope i die warmed by the life that i tried to live

Nikki Giovanni, The Collected Poetry, 1968-1998