Reyna: I Sleep With A Sword Beside My Bed

Reyna: I sleep with a sword beside my bed

Thalia: I have a bow and arrow ready in my sleep

Nico: I have an axe under my pillow

Will: I have two guns under my bed

Percy: Weak. Pathetic. All of you

Reyna: and what do you sleep with

Percy, putting on shades: ✨ Annabeth ✨

PJO incorrect quotes pt.3

1.

Thalia: If a monster got you, I would hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face justice.

Reyna: If you asked I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Jason [thoroughly disturbed and a little scared]: You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other right?

2.

Percy: *hits his hand on the table*

Percy: OW. MY ARMKLE.

Chiron: Sorry- your WHAT?

Annabeth: *sighs*

Annabeth: His wrist.

3.

Jason: So, what’s it like dating Calyspo?

Leo: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

Leo: I love her.

4.

Percy: Hey, what’s up

Mr. D: My blood pressure.

NICO'S RAGE ????

NICO'S RAGE !!!!

NICO'S RAGE !!!! <33333

Percy, Thalia, Jason and Nico playing the “my favorite cousin” card would be peak comedy. They all know the favorite one is Hazel, tho.

Piper: *kicks door open* MOM WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BESTIE

Aphrodite: what

Piper: YOU SAID TO REYNA THAT NO DEMIGOD SHALL HEAL HER HEART

Aphrodite: oh right, well-

Piper: WELL CANCEL THAT

Aphrodite: Piper sweetie I can't just-

Piper: * holds a beautiful night dress and a lighter * CANCEL THAT OR I'LL BURN THAT DRESS

Aphrodite: piper nO I GAVE YOU THIS DRESS FOR-

Piper: CANCEL NOW

Aphrodite: PIPER NO

Piper: *turns on lighter and move it closer to the dress* TRY ME, BITCH

*Few minutes later*

Piper (to Reyna and Thalia): guess what!

(The idea was mine and @roxtost)