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SHADOW AND BONE CHARACTERS as D&D CLASSES

the magician chapter thirty-seven : «[Machiavelli] had mastered the most arcane and difficult arts, had manipulated society and politics for half a millennium, was fluent in a dozen languages, could program in five different computer languages and was one of the world's experts on quantum physics. And he still couldn't drive a car. It was embarrassing»

me : that's a rather long way to say gays can't drive but okay

Kaz: I’m going to release Inej from her contract, buy her a ship, name it the wraith and find her parents for her and bring them to Ketterdam.

Nina: Do you like Inej?

Kaz: NoPE ShE’s JUsT An GoOD InVEsTmEnT

"So,who is the leader out of you"

Kaz: Me

Everyone else: Inej

Kaz: What are you talking about? I am the leader of the Dregs

Matthias: i am not a Dreg

Nina: I was only there temporally

Wylan: I am only an asociate

Jesper: Remember i retired to live on a mansion?

Kuwei: And isn't Inej a captain now? so she no longer works with you

Milo: "bleat"

Nina: And if you and Inej for some reason end up as sworn enemies, i´d choose join her gang over yours

Matthias: I´d kill you if Inej orders me to

Kaz: You´d do it anyway

Matthias: Good point

Jesper: Bros before hoes so...that means i´d go with Inej too

Wylan: Hoes before bros so i have to go with Jesper

Kuwei : I don't think i´ve ever crossed a word with Inej ever.Yet i would rather go with her over you

Nina: In fact, if you tried to ask the actual crows of the barrel.Well, they remember who feeds them.

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz : Who i´m kidding? i´d pick Inej over myself too

90% of arguments about media could just be solved by saying “different people like different things in their stories” and leaving it at that