This, But With The Cast Of Hazbin Hotel:

This, but with the cast of Hazbin Hotel:

Alastor: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous! If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vaggie: What if it bites me and it dies?

Alastor: Well, that would mean you’re poisonous, Vaggie darling, do try to keep up.

Sir Pentious, looking spooked: What if it bites itself and I DIE??

Husk: Voodoo.

Charlie (concerned): What if it bites me and someone else dies??

Alastor (twitching and wishing he had never said anything): That’s correlation, not causation, my dear, don’t –

Niffty: WHAT IF WE BITE EACH OTHER AND NEITHER OF US DIE –

Angel: Ooh, kinky.

Alastor: Every time one of you speaks, the likelihood of someone dying increases. Go away, all of you, now.

Solving daddy issues

Not Alastor telling Charlie to kill her father 💀💀💀

Anyway this comic appeared because of this dialog in replies here:

Thanks, @roshytsunami

HOT TAKE

Alastor + Textposts

Rosie meeting a 200 year old princess of hell:It's free daughter.

WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO LOOK THIS GOOD

(Can we pleeeeeeease imagine Rosie helped him put this together lol)

It's gorgeous 😭

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