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Hazbin Hotel Characters that I think would be really mad about Pluto's planet status being removed in no specific order with no context

Charlie

Lucifer

Lilith

Alastor

Velvette

Adam

Emily

Hazbin Hotel characters I think would agree that Pluto isn't a planet in no specific order with no context

Sir Pentious

Vox

Lute

Hazbin Hotel characters that literally do not care but would start discourse for fun in no specific order with no context

Angel

Cherri

Niffty

Valentino

Hazbin Hotel characters that have no opinion on the subject and are just SO tired of this discussion in no specific order with no context

Vaggie

Husk

Sera

Their dynamic. She’s going to snap.

Hazbin hotel charecters as cats! Pt 1/ ?

because shitposting is fun i made these

the breakup is with alastor except they were never dating and vox is just delusional

tbh this could also be staticmoth but i think huskerdust fits more

this could also be the other way around LMAO honestly it’s the same either way

Well, here goes. (credit to SaucyMist for the template) Notes: Alastor -> Lucifer: "Good luck to you Charlie" Angel Dust -> Valentino: "Restraining order, pls" Nifty -> Valentino: "It's for Val's sake, tbh" Alastor -> Nifty: (?)

Something formed over the Vees. Val has an umbrella now.

This, but with the cast of Hazbin Hotel:

Alastor: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous! If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vaggie: What if it bites me and it dies?

Alastor: Well, that would mean you’re poisonous, Vaggie darling, do try to keep up.

Sir Pentious, looking spooked: What if it bites itself and I DIE??

Husk: Voodoo.

Charlie (concerned): What if it bites me and someone else dies??

Alastor (twitching and wishing he had never said anything): That’s correlation, not causation, my dear, don’t –

Niffty: WHAT IF WE BITE EACH OTHER AND NEITHER OF US DIE –

Angel: Ooh, kinky.

Alastor: Every time one of you speaks, the likelihood of someone dying increases. Go away, all of you, now.

lmao 😂

Lucifer and Lilith's first meeting be like

I love this sm ists, it’s so accurate <3

Vox: I hope you get run over.

Alastor: Waiting is all well and good, but ultimately it leads nowhere. Be the change you want to see in the world. Get in your car and try to run me down instead of waiting for others to do your job for you, you lazy. You TV scoundrel!

I'm having allergies in the middle of winter. Such pain deserves to be shared

Quick sketch and first time drawing the two but uh

I can draw !

If I could draw, I'd be too powerful

A few thoughts I had after seeing some comments about their little dance in episode 8

She tiny but she protecc

If anyone needeed this today

Guys they're the same person, you can't tell me otherwise/JJJ

omg guys it's adam

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