You Can Be Both An Ethereal Faerie Dream Girl And A Horrid Little Dirt Gremlin Creature. The Duality

you can be both an ethereal faerie dream girl and a horrid little dirt gremlin creature. the duality of woman

I just love imagining Bucky with a Latina!Reader and instead of calling you doll, he learns that doll in Spanish means muñeca. And now he can't stop calling you that.

"Hola muñeca."

"Bucky, how many times are you gonna call me that?"

"As many times as I want to...muñeca."

Wildflower and barley slaps. . . Me in the face and makes me cry about being "useful as dirt" in a song about springtime when dirt is more prominently useful than it already is.

Jason Todd has abs you could grate cheese on.

no i will not elaborate

I don’t know if I’m original for coming up with this like idea (probably not I feel like I’ve never had an original idea in my life) but my half awake/ cold induced brain was like Yk what would be cool?? Bucky Barns x reader x Jason Todd either love triangle or polycule. I also sat there and was like Bucky and Jason are damn near the same mf idk I need someone to write this or point me into the direction of what I’m looking for 🫡👀

Update to this post: I made a fic it’s a Bucky x reader x Jason poly fic It’s my first one so I’m sorry if it’s not good but if you read it hope you like it it’s just a little one shot 🖤