I'm Thinking About A Alive! Flags AU, And I'll Add This Trio In My List Of Headcanon. I Already Have

I'm thinking about a Alive! flags AU, and I'll add this trio in my list of headcanon. I already have a lot of ideas.

You know what's actually insane?

That for a very short time the Port Mafia had Iceman, Kouyou and Oda in it's ranks. Imagine what a trio they would have made if we had ever got to see them interact.

Forget Soukoku, Mori should have attempted to make this team up happen. He should have ushered in an age of deadly assassins instead of arranging play-dates for his problem children.

I know Oda has his no killing rule, but, shhhhhhh, he wouldn't have to kill on their missions, Iceman and Kouyou can take care of that part.

EDIT: Okay, I've been informed that they weren't all in the mafia at the same time, instead, Head canon! Wouldn't it be insane if they all were in the mafia at the same time

Bungou stray dogs but it's lines from the Haikyuu dub.

Dazai: spots the waitress Come to my arms sweet mama! Dives at her

Waitress: slaps him

Atsushi: He's like a horny tornado.

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Akutagawa: yelling at Atsushi Come on! Stop being so nervous! Or I will kill you!

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Katai: bathed in light See I wanna be more fired up about the game. But first I need a girlfriend, one that's sexy.

Kunikida: Keep the crazy talk to the minimum. Or I'll tell the coach to give me your spot.

Katai: light vanishes

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Ranpo: I told you, people who act on instinct really suck at putting things into words.

Atsushi: I dunno I'm pretty sure I understood what he meant.

Ranpo: Well yeah, that's you're the same way. It's all sound effects, wham a jam, kablooey stuff. You're like a bunch of 5 yearolds.

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Dazai: talking about Fyodor Anyone he can't use goes straight into the trash, bu bye.

And then Verlaine find Atsushi in a random alley and decides to adopt him too

Hear me out: Verlaine and Rimbaud living happily in a ranch house in the French countryside with Chuuya who they adopted (read: stole). They live happily away from the control of any of their governments who want to use them.

And then a few years later, a group of kids, two of whom are currently younger than Chuuya, show up at their door asking for a place to stay for the night.

Verlaine does some digging and convinces Rimbaud to take them in.

And now Verlaine, who claims to be so far detached from humanity, is raising a bunch of kids.

Just like cute domestic moments with them too.

Teruko aging Chuuya up and him not getting any taller and getting upset

Tachihara tripping and scratching his nose and Verlaine cleans it and puts a bandaid on

Rimbaud using his ability when Jouno gets overwhelmed by things like thunderstorms

Tecchou eating his silly food combos and Verlaine, assuming this is normal people diet, joining in

They’re very careful about keeping them hidden because Rimbaud is worried the Japanese government will look for them (Verlaine and Chuuya both claim they would kick their asses causing Rimbaud to roll his eyes and kiss Verlaine and Chuuya to gag)

But eventually as time goes by, they calm down a bit

So we get Verlaine, Rimbaud, and their small army of government science projects at the amusement park and doing happy family activities and things like that

This is beautiful

guess who loves the season 3 op so much they redrew it in timeskip (this guy)

My brain: You know the myth, why do you want to make it more sad reading that book?

Me, opening " The song of Achilles": C'mon, reading it knowing how it will end will surely make it not too sad.

Me, crying after finishing it: Why? Why?

One piece AU where the devil fruits users can see the pasts users.

So Sabo, eating the mera-mera, start to have the Ace ghost annoying him 24/7.

I don't think blackbeard is having a great time.