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Hear Me Out;; SCPs With A Half-cannibal!S/O (gender Neutral Or Male) That Can Eat Both Normal Food And
hear me out;; SCPs with a half-cannibal!S/O (gender neutral or male) that can eat both normal food and y'know, organs,,
(P.s. I'll add picture/images that I add in Tumblr later . And sorry if there is a mistakes in this . I'm not English )
SCP 035
That's ... Unusual . Lucky me . I'm porcelain mask .
It a little shocking when you first thought about maybe eating your enemy ... I don't know what he thought about it . But I can assure that she was really shocked . He didn't expect to see a cannibal in here . Do 05 know about it ?
They are concerned that you aren't fully a cannibal . but it's pretty cool too ! 50/50 should I say ? (You can imagine how you met together . So ... yeah . AND MY INSIDE DEMON NAMED "WRITTER" IS STILL SLEEPING AND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT I NEED OF THEM .)
She's really neutral about it . And I don't think that something will change in your relationships with him (You choose whatever it's platonic/romantic one). They'll be very curious . And if you 2 got out of Foundation and blew the facility and all SCPs got out . He'll be living with you ! And ask you what would you like to eat . Human or normal food . You choose . It will be pretty easy you know 'cause 035 have charism- control of people mind . No problem bestie/lover !
Like I said they're 50/50 and don't worry once you'll know each other better she won't tell anybody about your secret . I'd say 9/10 .
SCP 049
Ahem . Again you choose how you met .
He's intrigued by your diet of eating humans and food that you usually eat which is not again humans ... And the truth is that his patients/zombies eat humans too . Who would've known that ? Almost everybody . So he thinks that it like normal ... don't ask how . He's pretty strange . He's okay with it . And never would tell anybody cause you'll be in big trouble for that . And he doesn't want that to happen to his significant other/friend .
Oh and ... if you get hungry at containment breach ... Well ... he can kill for you . Yeah ... He's loyal to him friends . And he don't have many . It's sad(
Welp I think he'll be 9.5/10 .
SCP 073
Oh ... um . You're special ! Yeah ... Don't worry I won't tell anybody about it . I'm just surprised . When he learned that you are half cannibal ... that's really shocked . Like ... when people eat other humans they get sick/become cannibal . But you're very ... lucky that you didn't become fully a cannibal . So yeah .
Oh and Cain is okay with that . Don't worry . And like with 035 it won't change the relationship with you . And if you 2 live together he would cook human food . He just don't know how to cook human meat or organs . But you can teach him . He'll really try to make a good food .(Welp idk what to write next .)
Probably 8/10
SCP 076
... Okay
He's just neutral about you being a half cannibal . He don't really care . He think that you're a regular human just have a special diet . Or something like that . Like I said neutral . Oh and he'll help you when you want to eat ... human organs.(It sounds weird , but I'm okay with that . I like it- ) He likes to kill people and you can eat the bodies of dead people . That's the plus for 2 of you .
Oh nobody won't ask him about you or something about the cannibals . They don't think that he will talk or be interested in it .
7/10 .
SCP 323
...Do my mate want a heart ?
Yeah , you know a wendigo and a half cannibal . What could go wrong ? Well they would offer you human organs recently , even if you tell them that you're not fully a cannibal . They just like that someone share the same diet as them . Well overexcited . Oh and they will bring you dead people , so you can eat .
... Who wants to ask question to wendigo ? Huh ? No one ... Okay .
10/10
SCP 682
... So what ?
Like 076 he don't care about a fact that you're a half cannibal . He literally like : 'Me too . I eat people too .' . He's a good pal/partner . Well not really , but he's very sarcastic . The sarcasm . SARCASM ... That's not the point of this headcannons ... Let's return to half cannibal y/n . Like I said he don't give a f- about your diet .
Eh if people died and was half eaten . They'll think that it's 682 , 953 or 096. You know why . Not really many people wouldn't suspect you . It really depend on your behavior .
7/10 .
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An important a/n
Hey guys . If I won't make any chapter or I will write little bit in them . Cause me and my mom have Covid . My grandma in hospital . And sometimes my headache is killing me . You know . Some medicine , pills and etc. And because of it you can feel bad after you take multiple of them . I'll try my best .
FRIKING COVID
035's comfort headcanons/Комфортные хэдканоны для 035

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overtyone51(On Wattpad) requested this . So here's a chapter with 035 .
(Art is not mine . I found it on the internet)
And yes . Hey guys . It's 2022 now . Well in my country it's around 11-12 pm already . And I know that we all have different time zones so I hope that you have a great New year and won't get sick ... like I did and it annoys me . But once again I wish you a good mood and good 2022 in general . Hope it won't be as 2020 . So see you in new chapter . And I think I'll take a little break for now . So yeah . See you .
Do they need to kill someone ? No really she'll do it if you want . No matter if your relationships are romantic or platonic .
Will try to cheer you up . He have charisma . And this'll probably will work on you . Or at least they think it will .
But she can make you laugh . Won't it make you feel better ? Well it depends on a situation that you had .
If you had a really f*ed up day . When he'll be serious and will say many cheering things : 'Don't worry it's be okay' , 'I don't want you be too overwhelmed' , 'If you want I can beat up that bi-'
Do you want to do things that you like ? Or maybe get snacks/drinks ?
They hope that they didn't make your mood way worse .
He'll offer you a hug if you want . Or your favorite plushie that you love to hug .
Hates to see you upset/crying/in bad mood .
Yep , it's short . Srr guys .
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overtyone51(в Ватпаде) попросили меня сделать это . Так что вот глава с 035 .
(Если что арт не мой . Я нашла в инете если что)
И да . Драсте, ребята . Сейчас 2022 год. Просто в моей стране уже около 11-12 часов вечера. И я знаю, что у всех нас разные часовые пояса, но я надеюсь, что у вас будет отличный Новый год и вы не заболеете ... в отличие от меня, и это меня раздражает. Но все таки , еще раз желаю хорошего настроения и хорошего 2022 года в целом. Надеюсь, этот год не будет как 2020 год. Итак, увидимся в новой главе. И я думаю, что сейчас сделаю небольшой перерыв. Так что да . Увидимся .
Им нужно кого-то убить? Нет, правда, она сделает это, если хочешь. Неважно, романтические у вас отношения или платонические.
Постарается поднять вам настроение. У него есть харизма. И это, вероятно, сработает на вас. По крайней мере, они так считают.
Но она может рассмешить тебя. Не станет ли тебе лучше? Ну, это зависит от ситуации, которая у тебя произошла.
Если у тебя был действительно хреновый день. Тогда он будет серьезен и скажет много подбадривающих слов: 'Не волнуйся, все будет в порядке' , 'Я не хочу, чтобы ты был слишком подавлен' , 'Хочешь эбало ему/ей/им набь-'.
А ты хотите делать то, что тебе нравится? Или, может быть, перекусить/попить что-то?
Они надеются, что они не испортили вам настроение ещё больше.
Он предложит тебе обнимашки, если ты захочешь. Или предложит твою любимую плюшевую игрушку , которую ты любишь обнимать.
Ненавидит видеть тебя расстроенным/плачущим/в плохом настроении.
Да , оч кратко . Сорян ребята .
SCP 035,049,079,096,173,999,and 682 finding out that Y/N is a spy for the CI (female reader romantic headcanons please)

Here you go ! And sorry for making you wait ;-; . And some of them will be short . So yeah ... Oh and you said about female reader , but I won't write about reader's gender . Gender is unspecified . Well it's much more like gender neutral reader . Okay enjoy reading . And if I've made a mistake in some words . Well sorry cuz I'm not from country where people speak English or language that's similar to English .
(C.I - Chaos Insurgency )

SCP 035
They knew it already . You know he can read minds and etc. So it's not a surprise for them . But she'll use it on you . Yeah they're literally like teasing you . Until you slap them . Many times . Please do that or he'll literally annoy the crap out of you .
But , you 2 are working together . And you two are pretty good partners(in both meanings) . He really want to be free and start a theatre and you can help her . Not that they use you . But it's their dream from a long time . And they help you too . Maybe you'll get promoted . So that's a plus for both of you .
And if Foundation start to interview them about breach , cause it can be really massive . And he won't say what or who caused a breach . Even if she did , not like they will believe her . He can and will lie to them . And he's like :
When why do you interview me them ? If you don't believe me . It's pointless ! "

SCP 049
Then he learned about your secret . He was shocked . He thought that you were a fellow scientist/MTF . Not the spy from a different G.O.I(Group of interest). But , he still will be with you . You didn't even tell him about what you need to do . He'll kind of support you . No matter what . Don't worry Y/n !
And then you said that you are the cause of the breaches that happened few days ago . He's concerned . "Why did you do that . I'm not mad at you . I'm just really surprised !" . After you explain to him why you do it . He have more questions . But , he will try to help you . And , yes he want to see how the world look like after those years . And like his friend he won't use you for his own interests . Again don't worry reader .
And if Foundation staff would try to gain info about breach . He won't tell them . You will be in really big problems and they'll kill you . He can't let that happen .

SCP 079
They knew that you wasn't the scientist/MTF/or your preferred work in Foundation . He saw you you on the cameras . He wanted to know to know who gave him the control of the facility . And you looked cool- They won't admit it . But , you're Y/n! I'm sure of that .
And he will use you . NOT TO MUCH , they just want to see 682 and hand out with him . 'Cause 682 is his only friend- That's sad :( . And you are his s/o . So yeah ... You can explain to him about your work and why you do it . They are curios . Especially about humans and you too .
And like everybody he won't tell about you . He'll be cursing at them . So after a while they get tired and leave him alone . That's his plan . And they won't believe them too . But Foundation personal will be 'stalking' on someone . Because Glitch literally blamed someone else on that . Or said that they died while there was a breach(Just like in containment breach . You know the corpse of scientist(that's the spy) that fell from old man's dimension )

SCP 096
He didn't knew that you were the spy . But , you won't try to kill him . Right? Please say that you won't ... And they want to be free from Foundation's grasp , but you know he's shy and doesn't like to kill people who looked at him . Poor guy .
He want to help you . ... Wait . Will C.I. use him as a weapon ? They don't want to ! Can he wait for you to become more powerful in there . I mean then you'll become the commander , then he won't be a weapon . He can wait for you . And they'll remember you by your scent . That's strange I know . Good thing that he'll remember you by that and won't be scared or attack you by accident .
Eh . They doesn't like to talk , and Foundation don't know that he talk . So you're safe so yeah .

SCP 173
... What ? You're a spy ? CAN YOU HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE , I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU AND NOT IN THIS F*ING PLACE . Please take me to your home (. His reaction says it .)
He want to live with you . So he'll help you . 100% . But , if he become a weapon of C.I. ... then no . Don't talk to him then . He don't want to . So please don't try to kidnap him . He can and probably break your arm or leg . He want's to be with you and that's all he want . But , if your commander have that on their mind . He will wait . Just like Lanky . Even if that take many years ... He'll wait for you to become a commander .
... He can't speak in his original form only in human form . So scientist won't get on his nerves with questions .

SCP 682
"Cool . I knew that you weren't a scientist/MTF/Guard ." He don't care about that you can help him get out .
But , he's okay with you being a spy . He will sometimes ask you to make a breach and talk with Glitch . Or he'll do it himself and get out of this sh!tty place to be with you , but firstly he'll kill everybody in Foundation . Oh and he'll threaten your commander to make you the new commander . Then kill them) . He want the best for you in C.I place . Yes . He can be kind . But only to you , Glitch and Abby . Cuz Atanti trust you . And I dare you to betray him . He'll kill you then . Even if you're his s/o . He can listen to you . But , it will be as twice as hard for him to trust you again .
Foundation won't bother him with question about who's the spy or why that happened . They already know what would happen . Another containment breach . So yeah . You're almost safe with your secret .

SCP 999
A spy ? Why ? He's a curious boy . Assure him that you won't hurt anybody when he'll stop a little bit of worrying about your secret . And say that he needs to promise not to tell anybody about it . Then he'll keep that secret inside his mind . Forever . So don't worry .
He want to help you with your tasks . Even if you say that it's not a problem for you . And you can do it your self only . He's worried then . What if something happens to you . But , you can take him home while there's a breach . That you caused . He's happy that he can live with you . You know that he's like a puppy . Very exited ) . He'll make you happy if you come home tired or with bad mood .
Eh he will probably be at your place . If he won't . Well he can talk , but it's hard for people to understand him . He's voice is mix of kid voice and purring . I think you'll probably understand him . I mean you said that this hc is romantic . So you probably are dating like for idk 6 month and you are now good at understanding this cute orange blob .
A small intersting plot I came up with.
Imagine the reader being a powerful god and having known the Scarlet King before he commited his terrible sins. Being in love with eachother.
But after he sinned the reader lost all love for him and fights against him in his war, even winning in multiple battles, being an actual threat. But the Scarlet King still loves the reader and wants to make them his bride/groom, the reader however rejects him each time.
The reader creates an army to battle their former lover and they get even more powerful. They are the light Version of the Scarlet King, matching in power and starting to surpass him.
That's all I came up with for now
This idea is AMAZING . I know that this just a plot that you came up . But maybe I'll write it in future I'll keep that in mind(Google Keep-)
Author's note :
Okay so . Many writers don't like then some of the readers comment like .
"Update" , " When will you update " and etc.
I don't complain , but I wanted to say that I will write Halloween special . Literally 4 parts . And I need time to came with the ideas for each of them . So in Halloween there will be like 4 new chapters . So I'll see you guys in Halloween .