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my source is that i am autistic about horror

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HELP ME

Hey! based on the recent 096 thing,, what if you were immortal/immune to abnormal affects/effects? How would SCPs (such as 096, 106, 173, 049, and 035) react?

035

They both like and hate it. I mean if something happens to the host when they're near you, you'll just straight up put them on your face which WILL(probably) result to your death. And they do not want that to happen. And the bad thing... they can't read your mind properly(I mean they're probably interested and invested about what's happening in others life. It's the only good entertainment they can get in here).

Other than that, it's going to just adore you and your immunity to it. Like there weren't anyone who could look at it and not fall for their charm(manipulations), but look at you. Standing there alive and it's not even mad at you! Because it cares about you.

049

Oh it's not really a surprise to him, since there were and are some people that aren't afflicted with the pestilence(aren't dead from his touch). And he doesn't even need to lecture his cured patients about hurting you. They are always so docile with you, not getting rowdy. How convenient.

Before anything he does NOT want you to interact with many people(at all), since... what if they infect you? He won't like to see that, knowing that you're suffering from that wretched disease. But he can't exactly make you stay with him forever. He will hint and/or outright say that you need to stay away from certain people, however it's you decision to listen or not listen. You can make your own decisions. Even if that makes Doctor uncomfortable... with those 'intrusive' thoughts.

096

They are the calmest they have been in their entire existence, while someone looks at their face that is. And that does bring them some sort of comfort knowing that YOU of all creatures aren't going to die from their hands(unless some sort of accident happenS- WHO SAID THAT). The hands that killed too many.

And from those thoughts, the clinging begins. Knowing that you're 100% safe from being mutilated and turned into chunks of meat, they would want to spend a bit more time with you. Following, sitting or laying near you, anything. They are going to love it. The idea of listening to your heartbeat as a comfort thing is perfect for them. Whether they lay on you or you lay or rest on them(just don't forget to breathe).

106

Well That's not interesting(for him). His sadistic side fucking hates it. On one hand he can just grab you and squeeze your neck until you stop moving. But on other hand he (likes)tolerates you enough to not do it. Even if everything in his body tells him to fucking do it. Watch as your little life is slowly taken away from your desperate hands.

He'll more often than not will mostly ignore your presence. Especially if in a room/hallway there's a person(really hurt, showing it or 10-25 year old) and YOU, he'll always choose to go after the first option. And there's a possibility that he bumps into you, it's probably not intentional(i mean do you expect this corpse to walk straight and not bump and hit into things/people?)

173

(173 doesn't really have anomalous effects somewhat similar to other 4. But the best i can go is this):

Having 173 practically ignoring your existence and still moving while you look is.. good? Well for you, that is. You can't help anyone else, it's just a cold lie that you can look while they try to get away or clean the cell.

If you want to know it's thoughts about it. Well I mean it's not often that it has any thoughts(Literally head empty). Thoughts that usually appear are how it's next target's face going to look like as they're getting closer and closer. Oh and how their 'resting' face is going to look like.

Going back to your immunity, it knows, kinda acknowledge your existence in it's own weird way. Like it won't push you and just go a different path if you're blocking- let's say a door way. Or if you want to help some poor soul from dying, by just standing in the corner and that person being behind you. And surprise, surprise 173 looses it's interest entirely. How thoughtful of it.

Im just feeling a certain way rn

Talk to me about what 096 would do in random scenarios (for example, if you fell asleep on <them>, or if you did that REALLY CUTE yawn)

I guess I'm back(?) but I'm NOT gonna promise that there will be more frequent updates. Since I'm more focused on other stuff.

*what are dates/hang outs like with them + how they'll show affection*

Imma be real with you, since they ARE an anomaly locked away, you can't exactly take them anywhere because of one reason or another. Which is obvious(Wanna add that they can keep calm and not rip you apart... for sometime. I mean they... like obsess over you, sadly you're not save from THAT fate as others).

So the best way to simulate it is just... be there with them. Like sitting next to them or just be near them as you do your own stuff, it'll be enough for them. Ofc you can show other affection, they won't mind. They like to look at you you do your hobbies/talk their ears off. Like stare over shoulder as you read/watch/draw/crotchet/etc.

And not only when you do anything, they'll stare at you. Liking your presence and appearance, wanting to just pick you up and tear, squeeze hug, cradle you. I mean how can they not? When you look so.. like you, doing some stuff that they aren't interested at this moment, since you're their main focus(obsession)

On that note. Their love language is quality time, hand holding and face touching.

Nothing is better for them than spending time with you right after brutally murdering some poor person who looked at their face. They won't mind if you don't want to be too close or touch them, your presence will be enough. You'll always be enough for them. They like the silence, but is alright with hearing you talk about anything you like, anything. Would love to see what you do as they keep lingering next to you. Just don't look at them for too long and you'll be just fine.

Hand holding is their main way to tell you that they like and appreciate you. How warm you are compared to them is really comforting... and I suggest you wash or clean their hands beforehand(no pun intended). Unless you're okay with possibility of your hands getting bloody and feeling of guts on your hands(I mean you can't really clean it all off)

They don't care if you touch their face or vice versa. Once again it's about your warmth and feeling your skin on their own. Which can kinda ground them. But because of their natural calm state it's more of the affection ofc. Just feeling you tracing their features and possibly have your foreheads touch is a bliss to them. And don't look at them or glance at them before they get real antsy.

*falling asleep on them*

It kind of depends on how they were in that moment(i.e. sitting, standing, possibly carrying you(?)).

If they were sitting, then feel you lean on them and not move or respond in any way. They'll just freeze and will keep staring at you. Not that they don't like it, no they don't know what to do, so the best thing they can do is look at you, letting you rest as they can hear distant screams and sirens. Basking in this calm moment.

If they were standing and you fell asleep on them(probably sitting and lean on their leg). Once again freeze, look and then placing their hand on you(probably you head), as they either try to sit down so you'll be a little bit more comfortable or just continue to look at the wall while petting you.

But falling asleep while they were carrying/cradling you in their arms, they won't let go. Move with you in more safe, secluded and quieter place. Still holding you and being more alert about all what they'll hear. Just sitting down and cradling you close to them.

*noticing you yawn*

Let me be real with you.. they won't care how you look when yawning, they'll just stare at you. And will probably look away/turn away from your gaze if you look at them for too long. But it's probably not the first time that you noticed them staring at you (they do it randomly. You could be standing or dozing off and then(probably) feel their gaze on you)

If it's the first time they see you yawn(rarely or even never seen someone yawn) probably won't understand or maybe some human part of him still know that you're (somewhat) tired, possibly scooping you up in their long ass arms and squeezing you(not hard tho), not letting you go.

ok i made this post before but i deleted it because it turned out to not be true, but NOW it is. tumblr has officially forced its shitty shitty dogshit new dashboard onto me. but i already had the dashboard unfucker installed for a different account so it's cool. mostly. anyways if you wanna remove the nasty dashboard you should first install (and enable) the tampermonkey addon which i'm pretty sure is available on most browsers, and then go to the dashboard unfucker github page, scroll down and click on "unfucker.user.js" and then click the "raw" button and it should install the script for you, and then you just gotta refresh any tumblr tabs you have open (may take a bit to load the changes!) <3 bye bye twitter-like dashboard!!! no one liked you anyway

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Changing Icons

Alright, i notice a lot of you have the Generic Tumblr Icons and- in case you dont know- Tumblr has a bad case of Bots so every once in awhile, creators and other blog owners will do a purge.

What do we do in the purge?

We block any and all Bots

It used to be easy but now- not so much

Let me show you a common Bot

Nothing on their page, with a standard icon.

Now, a year or two ago, i know this is a bot and i can block em, done deal!

But now-

I see Ikarus, i think they are a bot

Its the same right down to their posts. No reblogs, but it differs on the likes and follows

But this? This is not good.

Not only are you not supporting your content creators by reblogging their items, but it makes it so hard for those creators not to block you.

And shabang- you end up with a creator blocking you with no idea why.

If you have a standard icon, please reblog from your favorite creators- we're on tumblr, no one cares about the weird shit you like or reblog, and if they do- the block button is there :)

But the first thing to do to get off the block list, is to change your icon. And i'll show you how on Mobile.

Take note, i am an android user, but the process is similar for Apple

Head to your blog, and at the top right corner, you will see a little pallette. This is the universal edit me for your blogs where you can change color and font

Now you can see what i can edit and what's available, my icon and banner, my background and accent, but for now, lets focus on that icon!

This box will appear, you can choose to not show your avatar/Icon, and the shape of a Square or Circle, that's up to you, but for now Choose a photo and use any of which you like! You can zoom in on a photo to get a single character or not, that's up to you.

Tumblr offers many icon sets if you'd like, my suggestion is to not use an IRL photo.

1. Cause its the internet

And 2. You'll still maybe be banned cause a lot of Porn Bots and 'Sugar Daddy Bots' use IRL photos. Like below

Just keep it in mind, and have a fun time changing your icon to suit you!

Same

What the past couple days have felt like

Hello! I hope,you have a nice day and time. But,if you see this request,that means i finally stop being shy. May i ask please headcanons or fluff about Fem!Reader x 035,how they spend their New Year's Holidays?(I just love New year and 035). Anyways,thank you for reading!

Spending New Year with 035

Let's pretend that Foundation don't care that you spend time with them and just let's you do whatever you want. For the sake of this hc. Maybe some day I'll write a fic about it. Who knows?

"Someone's getting excited about New Year again? Am I right Darling?"

They don't really care about holidays, since nothing really happens in Foundation when they start. Maybe few scientists or guards or whatever say/congratulate each other. But nothing interesting. 

But when you're excited, he gets excited too. You know, just matching your energy. Cus they love/like you)))

Will help you with decorations, cooking or whatever you want to do right now. 

Beware that she'll try to give you, helpful or not so helpful advices. Or straight up do decorations by herself. Just give her a smack on the head and she'll stop(not completely, will totally sneak some of her own design in yours). But without aspect of her interrupting and doing her own things, it's pretty pleasant decorating with her. 

Cooking is pretty easy with them. You know, they have a photographic memory and you don't need to look in cooking book or phone to follow the recipe, they can just tell you or remind you about how many minutes passed if you got lost in time. 

Probably will wear something New Year Themed. Well it's to be expected from them. And they totally don't like spending holidays so they can just dress up as it's theme. Yeah... Totally not true! 

And what a bad author I'll be if I will leave it short and won't include some winter activities. Now firstly about snow fight. When you start they will play without cheating, but when you start to win. Just beware that they'll use tentacles to throw snow in your collar. Yeah... Cheating in snow fight. And probably getting you sick. How fucking nice-

Will gladly make snowmen with you. It'll probably be artsy and kind of resemble statues. And maybe try to sculpt other things from snow. Of course will make snow angels too. Hopefully it's host will get sick. 

If you want to sled- Well wait your turn. For an eternity. Yeahhhh you might have to fight them to get a turn or beg them. Maybe you'll convince them to at least sit together(P.S. they'll like it way to much). But it will be easier to just push them from sledge and just sled down by yourself- 

Could you do a scp035 with a s/o that has powers similar to his

With these powers you'll probably a SCP or worker or just normal person(if you're a human and not an anomalous object) if you hide it real good it you wouldn't be considered one . But you'll probably met in Foundation(cause the chances are that you meet it in there are very fucking high .)

Okay let's just go to hc.

It knew your powers because you did not listen to his manipulations (Wear him so he can have a new host)

I can only say 2 words that can and will describe both of you: Double Trouble. 

Especially if both of you are chaotic and like to toy around with people and manipulate them. And it would be really cool if you have same interests as him. You know like acting, singing and other stuff like this. 

If you know how to dance or would like to learn how to. She'll gladly dance with you. You don't even need to ask her , she'll just read your mind... Unless you read her mind at that exact moment... You'll uhh- Honestly nobody knows what you'll hear or read(or whatever).

Same goes with singing. And acting. And if you know how or have good skills, she'll try to make a plan for your break out(The Foundation if you couldn't guess) and if it happens. She'll try to get you to act/sing/dance with her for the performance. 

If you're an object that came to life and can take over people/have hosts it won't be a new thing. It saw or maybe heard that it's not the only 1 SCP that can have hosts. And might even think(kind of) that you're either one of it's sibling or it have an anomalous fan. Yeah. It's narcissistic self has been woken up(Once again).

And idk what I should write more about it-

hello! could I get a scp 2030 x cannibal reader? male pronouns preferred but gender neutral is fine! thanks!

Firstly sorry for any grammar mistakes that I make here. I don't really use specific gender for reader . But if you wrote that neutral pronounce are fine then I'll write with : 

1 - Literally no pronounce (If don't count 'you') 2- some pronounce here and there.

Ofc he will and is chill about it. I mean come on. He has his own show with many weird, gross and gruesome thing happening here and there(In every single episode.)

Well what an amazing show to watch! It truly is amazing to see someone who eats human flesh freely without his 'written' scripts for show . 

It's not like it the first time he saw a cannibal not in the show . But it was around 3 times(Minimum) if not counting you . 

And he quiet likes that his friend/partner is unique is their own way.

May or may not offer you human meat. From some of the episode where it didn't really affect or worsen the meat... Still I would really trust it if I were you(Disinfect if firstly, please. Just in case.). He likes you so he won't act or be different around you. 

So yeah, honestly nothing new will happen in this relationship. Everything will be normal(as it can be with him) and he won't really change his mind just because of you diet of human meat. 

May I have an SFW Alphabet for SCP-073/Cain? Please and thank you for considering my request!

& bwalker0399(Wattpad) requested: DO LIKE A SCP 073 (Cain) alphabet head cannons please!💗(W)

No problem! I'm always glad to take request . Since I don't really know what to write :') But keep  in mind that my imaginations is dead-

And I'll probably rewrite old Alphabets(and ofc it will take a looong time

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Pretty affectionate . There isn't many people who show him affection . So he'll be pretty clingy in the beginning of your relationship . Even if you both are best/close friends(But won't be too clingy if that makes you uncomfortable) And his way of showing his affection is quality time and well ... Physical touch ,if that's okay if not then words of affirmation . 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Well he's a nice friend , he'll listen if you rant or just felling down and want to talk about it . And he's good at keeping secrets(not really , but he'll try to keep a secret that you told him , especially if it's really serious . Not that he would tell someone if that is not serious .)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

At first he'll be unused to cuddles and as I said will be clingy . After a while , he will be really happy to cuddle with you and will be a little less clingy . And Cain don't have a fav position , just happy to be near you . 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Yeah , he would want to live together with you . But, it will be a problem if you got something made of plants/plant related things/plants or flowers in your home . 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It's a little bit hard for him ... Okay , no it's hard for him . He's scared that you'll be really mad at him just like his brother . And he don't want to hurt your feelings too . But maybe some day , he will thinks that Foundation won't really appreciate that you are dating an anomaly , maybe they'll hurt you , so he thinks that it will be safer for you .

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I mean . He's a little old timey and would want to marry you ... If that was possible . But he still has some thoughts about both of you getting married and maybe start a family . And he knows that the chances are low. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's pretty gentle , both physically and emotionally . He knows that if he fucks up he'll hurt your feelings or you try to attack him and you'll get hurt . So he won't be too pushy about some things and etc. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Yup . Ofc he do . And I don't need to say more I already wrote about cuddles/hugs .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

When he's just admiring you(where there isn't many people) and they he'll say that he loves you . Then realizes and panics a little .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He's not the type to get jealous of people you talk to . But if he sees someone flirt with you/cat call you or something then his protection mode goes up and will warn this person that you're taken and wouldn't want puch them or anything . But if they get aggressive and try to attack him . Well you know what would happen .

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gentle and loving . That's one of the ways he show his affection 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He can tolerate them and thinks that some of them are cute(but doesn't like then they scream . Like all/most of us). But because he didn't see and interact them for a while. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

I mean if you have a chance to sleep with him at least for one day . Then he will want to cuddle for a little longer . You can only get out if you convince him . And it's not that hard . He can help you with something from your routine(if you have one). No really he'll gladly help you , just ask .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Once again, if you have a chance to spend the night . Then ... Well . He's touch starved , so cuddle with him . Also he can listen to your rambling about problems/passion or just your talking . He's a good listener.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Even though he's affectionate with you he'll still need some time to open about all things , well secrets . He'll tell you them once he know that you're truth worthy.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not really . He's usually irritated or just nervous, not angry . It takes some time to anger him . But if he is , he'll try to get away from people . Mostly keep the distance from you , he doesn't trust himself when angry . Since he still feel guilty about that ... Incident.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Oh for sure . His memory is really good . So he'll bring some of your favorite things in conversation with you . And will try to study more about those(if he can convenience scientists) . Well ,he can forget about few details, but hey . He's trying his best.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The confession. And when you hugged him for the first time . Just a simple wholesome memories.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He's not overprotective, but not under protective((?)idk if it is a word) . But will be protective of you when his brother's near and will try to make it look like he's protecting just another person. 'Cus he doesn't want Able to know that he's with you or he'll try to kill you as a revenge about his own death. Usually he'll stand in front or close to you if person is trying to attack you physically, if they try to be mean to you , he'll take you away from them . Maybe he'll insult them back if they're too annoying . Even if he can't get hurt physically(he still can feel pain even if he reverse the attack), he still can get upset . So he'll be really grateful if you stand up for him .

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Ohhhh . It's a really tricky one . He would want to be able to put more effort than he already can . But he's in Foundation, so it's not much . He's still trying.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He has 3 of them . Fidgeting(Foot tapping to be exact.), day dreaming and pen/pencil chewing(if you give him one).

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Eh . Not so concerned. He's usually don't care . Well even if someone points it out , he'll still don't care . Already got used to how he looks .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yeah . He'll feel like his half is missing. But he is used to being alone. But if you're together for a long time . He'll feel like literally his half of soul is straight up missing. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

If he ever tried to bring you flowers, they'll be fake . You know those fake ones that looks pretty real, until you look closely and/or touch them . Yeah , pretty much he would do that . And hey! At least they won't rot after a day/few days, so that's a plus . However if you prefer plants over/like them more than flowers, he'll try to convince(once again) some scientist to get him some(That are fake ofc). Many convincing . Like a lot

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Rude, noisy people . And that are narcistic . And who likes kids romantically .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Honestly he'll just go to sleep whenever he feel really tired . And the time he goes to sleep always change .

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

Pls do if 049,035,105,076,073,682, or any other scps you can do finds out that the reader is an artist and can basically draw anything and drew the scps???? Take ur time if needed!

(It's night and I don't sleep and try to finish this . My brain's literally dead right now .) Srr if it's too short . My imagination died .

SCP 035 When they find/you show them your art . Well ... They'll get really excited that you drew them . Like a child . She won't care about the style of your art . As long as you can draw , it's fine with her . Would totally ask to draw them more often . What can I say they are narcissistic and like attention toward them .

SCP 049 He's quite surprised . And would like to see your drawing if you can/want to show him . And will praise it and yeah , new art styles(if you don't draw in realism) are ... Interesting and little weird to him , but they are better looking than art in his time . If you show art of him , he'll be happy that you decided to draw him out of all people/things/or whatever you usually draw .

SCP 073 His first reaction is ... unsure , then realization hit him . He would be kind of honored , mostly really fricking happy about it . Wants to ask you to draw him again , but he's a little ... hesitant about this idea . You could be not in the mood/busy/tired . So he wouldn't do it ... right now at least . He just needs some time to make a decision . Would be unusual to see you art most of the time , no seriously , he didn't see drawing or anything similar when he was a normal human .

SCP 076 First reaction is ... He doesn't know .He acts like he's not interested . But he's impressed and surprised that you drew him after some time . He may or may not say that this drawing is just - Okay . But trust me in his head he's overthinking about it . And if he was able to sleep like normal(not while he's regenerating in his box)... he wouldn't and would just stare in to the void . And this is what he can actually do . Just stand somewhere alone and dose off . Straight up standing there in the middle of the room/hall , alone and don't move . You could say he's like a statue , but when he hears/sees someone he's back to his normal self .

SCP 096 What ? You did ... what ? Honestly they don't know why you chose to draw them out of all the options that you have , no seriously . They will straight up tilt their head(like puppies do). It doesn't mean that he don't like your drawing , they like it . A lot . And then I say a lot , I mean A LOT . Especially in you art style , but they don't like to look at himself most of the time . And usually ignore their reflection .

SCP 105 She would be really exited and say many 'thank you's . Many times .She even offered to give you some of the pictures she took and give them to you so you can draw/get inspired by it .(Well if you're okay with drawing nature/sea) Would probably try to draw you too . But firstly Iris needs to practice 'cause it's been a fairly long time since she drew something, especially people . Probably took her a 2 week or so to draw you . And will give this to you by first opportunity .

SCP 682 No reaction . Or at least his face don't show it , but would be really glad . And probably try to give you something back as a gift . Well to be exactly ... Death . Not yours . But rather the person you hate the most/your enemy/person who's really fucking annoying . That's literally the only thing he can do as a return(probably the only thing) , because he either accidentally break/hurt the gift or the item is too smol for him to pick it up . But you can expect some quality time(cuddles) with him or what ever you want to do (Be careful he can accidentally fall asleep and crush you if he's really tired , which is rarely , but still . Careful)

SFW Alphabet - SCP 035

(Art is not mine . Found it in Pinterest.)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

It depends on the mood . Sometimes too clingy . They show affection by words of affirmation , touch and quality time . Even if you are friends .They're just being themselves . 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) A ... friend that most of a time joke around . And use dark humor too . He's just a comedic friend and will try to make you laugh/giggle/smile or just to see your reaction. I personally think that you'll become friends only if they decides to . If he eventually become friendly , there will be a higher chance that she'll be your friend in future .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

They do like to cuddle . As I said they show affection by touch . So he likes it . And I think that you will rarely cuddle if you both are just friends , only if you are really frustrated/really sad . But if you are dating she'll gladly trap you in a hug .

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

They really do . But for a good reason they couldn't . But if he ever did live with you he would be good at cooking , like come on he had many hosts , and at least some of them knew how to cook . So she probably will be good at cooking , at least a little bit . As for cleaning , he'll help you . And will be in a middle . Won't clean really much for home to be super clean . But still clean enough for him .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

They'll either start ghosting you or be straight forward and say that it's over . Won't kill you don't worry . You didn't give him a reason to , don't you ? So you'll be fine . 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

If they got a chance they would probably propose after maybe like 4-5 years of being together . You know you can't get truly married , even if they escape Foundation . She's not a human . And his body(host) will decompose so it can be hard if he don't know where the host's passport . But even if they had , they'll always need a new one . 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Sometime they can get too dark with their joke . And you'll probably think if they'll really do some weird things . But other than that he can be gentle around you in both ways . He'll let herself be way too vulnerable with you if they find that you really do trust them and love them . 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Of course they do . Even if you're just a friend to him . He'll always appreciate the hug from you . They would literally hug as many times as they could . And their hugs are ... quiet . Suffocating . To say the least . But if it hurts don't be scared/shy or whatever keeps you from social interaction to say that it hurts , just don't be too aggressive or mean to them . They will get upset and you'll need to apologize .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

After few days of your relationship , something around 5-6 days . And won't hesitate to say it few times .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Well at first(if your relationship is new . Like few days/weeks) they'll be a little conscious , because you can betray her if you break up . He don't want to kill you yet . He likes you . So he'll be a protective when jealous . If you're dating for months/years she'll still be protective , but little less . Still will worry about you . And btw will read your mind so they will know if it's some one you know/family member/friend or whatever . But if they get really jealous he'll be pouting and upset . 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Can't exactly kiss you . Just press his mouth to yours . That's all . It can leave some dark substance/goo on place he 'kissed' you . Their most liked places to kiss you are : hand , lips , forehead . And their fav place to be kissed , if not to count the host body , is literally anywhere and on host body too . They just didn't get many affection , well no affection in years of imprisonment in Foundation .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

They like a company of kids . Not always , only if kids are not too mean , aggressive or etc.. He likes a few of kid SCP objects . She tolerates 053 and 191 the most . But let's talk about how they're around other children , they're friendly with them . They hope that kids won't fear them . They are just being lonely that they will spend time with kids too . 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Since you can't live together , it will be pretty hard to see each other in the morning . But if you have something on your mind . Then , I'll leave it to you .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

I'll leave it to you too . Cause there isn't many way you can freely interact w/ each other . 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will take like a year to reveal some more information about themselves . 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It's 50/50 . But if he get angry she'll try not to hurt you . And will try to get away from you if it's possible , so they 100 won't hurt you . 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

YES . Just yes . They even remember memories of his past host . So yeah , they always will remember you said . 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When they confessed to you . It's their favorite moment . 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He sometimes can be protected if he sense/read someone's mind and discovers that this person wants to hurt you or kill . So they become protective of you . 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

They'll try pretty much . Dates aren't great and anniversaries too , but he can get gifts for you . Like get some jewelry from dead scientists and etc. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

They're kind of narcistic and sometimes short tempered . That's it . 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

They are concerned . They really want to look good for you ... and for themselves . But , they don't have much clothes and accessories choice .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It depends on your stage of relationship . If you know each other for a long time then there is way more chance that they'll feel really incomplete .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

They kind of adopted 847 , since they though that both of them are pretty similar to each other . And they became friends after few 'meetings' with each other , only then 035 didn't have a female host . Since 847 just killed them instantly . 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

People who hate certain races , homophobic and well if people who don't like/hate 035 . Like seriously they hate this kind of people . And sexist . Even if they are really old and we're used to female wearing dressed and male pants/costumes , but after sometime they didn't care anymore .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Ha , nice joke) .

(P)SCP 049-j x SCP reader x SCP 173-j

It was requested by @AngelLinscott in Wattpad : Can you do a family type of story? 049-j x SCP reader x 173-j.

I'm really sorry for a really really long wait . Hope you're not mad :_) It might be not so family type of story so , sorry . And btw how should I call 173-j ?

... It is short . Sorry .

Headcanons : Your first encounter was just - Jay trying to say that he's the best cure in the world and 173-j is trying to get your attention . And your reaction is just : (Say how would you react )

They just wanted to get more attention . So they wanted to see you again .

After few meetings later you became friends and more of a siblings later .

They are more friendly with you than any other person/anomaly . Gonna skip to where you already know each other .

Your relationship is like - siblings .

You guys did some weird shit(Mostly them if you're not troublesome) .Really weird .

Those 2 are really energetic and positive so they'll play games with you , like tags , hide & seek and etc.

Jay did in fact introduce you to his older brother , 049 . Doc was lil shocked that Jay started to consider you as his sibling . But if his brother is happy then he's okay .

173-j tried to introduce you to his 'friend' ... well it didn't end so nicely , his friend tried to break your neck .(Yes 173-j thinks that 173 is his friend , but the truth is that he's not .)

They will support you . No matter what . Did you see what 049-j did ? 173-j won't care about some gore .

Jay is a protective sibling . He will most of a time protect you . And from 'sick' people too .

If you try to teach any of them some activities/hobbies you have , then they do same for you .

Oneshot:

"Oh . SCP (Redacted) it's uh- . You woke up earlier than normal ."

"Because , one of you said that I will see my friends again! ."

"Wh- ... Oh my god . It's Dr.(Redacted)... Well yeah you could see them . But , a bit later ." - He said and looked at his co-worker that looked nervous now .

"..."

"I just didn't know what to say to them !" - the said co-worker whispered to him .

"Oh I bet that if you worked with 049-j you would've said this to him too ?"

"...Yeah . Sorry . "

"You need to go to 05 and ask permission now . We can't just let them see each other without saying a word to 05 . They will be so mad!"

"Fine . Just don't scream . I already have a headache . "

"Go on then ."

*They are really weird . Hope I'll see guys soon .*

Time Skip .

You heard a door open and looked-

"Y/n! We missed you !" - You were now trapped in a hug from Jay . And soon 173-j has hugging you too .

"Same ! How are you feeling guys ?" - You asked both of them . 049-j said that he's feeling really great and started ranting about how he cure new patients , while 173-j set a sombrero on your head . - "Oh right . A fiesta . Thanks for sombrero , buddy !" - You also noticed that Jay had a sombrero on top of his hat .

"Isn't it a great hat ? It looks so cool !"

"Of course it is ."

Headcanons about Human AU .

Okay so ... I thought about Human Au of SCP Foundation . And I couldn't think about it being : 

1 - Normal AU where SCPs are humans and have no powers and etc. 

AND 2 - ... the one where SCPs ARE humans . But like they have mental disorders or them being experimented on . You know like some kind of asylum or etc. AND WHY NOT WRITE SOME HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS AU ? Well about my 2nd thought .

And if you like want to imagine like you are in this AU , you are a worker in this asylum . Okay ? Cuz there would not be d-class or etc.

I'll start with - 035 . They are around 25-30 years old , she have killed someone . And he have a phycological disorder plus she's a great manipulator too . They call it charisma . Don't believe this mf .

Btw they are intersex(born with both male and female genitalia .)

About her look - They have a medium brownish red hair , really dark brown eyes and some freckles . Usually 'wears' a smile , but will have sad/angry look on his face depending on the situation . 

Can look nice and kind at first . But they want to befriend you so she can get out of asylum . But pretty much really talkative with other patients(SCPs) . And it will annoy some of them . 

049 is still calm . But , something in his mind tells him about the pestilence . The disease that he can only get rid of . Yeah , a schizophrenia . He didn't kill his family . He just killed someone . A neighbor to be exact . And tried to operate on them . That is why he's here . 

His appearance : less than medium length black hair and yes , amber eye color + some minor scars . (I almost forgot to write his age) Around 29-33 like Mask . Plus he's a doctor . He is . Trust me .

049-j is still 049's lil brother . And he's still strange guy even when he's human . Yeah another disorder , . He have PTSD . He once saw on TV how to perform surgeries , he was 6-7 at that time . And that's the start of his strange medical things . NICE . 

He looks like 049 . Short black hair , slightly pale amber eyes . He assure everyone that he's the best doctor ever ... And he killed his ex classmate by beating her throat with a boot . Hmmm where did that come from ? Btw he's 27 years old.

053 is a little girl . She is a worker's daughter . She really wanted to visit her parent job . And that's how she met 682 and others . She calmed him(Atanti aka 682) somehow . And wants to visit her new friends again . But her parent is scared of what might happen to Abby . 

Before I start hc about 073 and 076 here's info about them: Cain still tried to kill his brother , because of jealousy . And then he regretted his decisions . Well when Able tried to tell parents , some doctors and police about his brother . Their parents said that maybe Able had something in his mind that is making him hallucinate . Even Cain said that maybe it was someone else and Able was thinking bad about him . After sometime of him convincing to believe him(He was yelling at them to believe him and tried to punch Cain) . You probably know what happened . Boom . Some kind of lunatic with anger issues . So yeah . 

073 is still same looking without his metal arms and that mark on his forehead . 

076 like I said he's a 'lunatic' with anger issues . He hates people ... But not animals . He thinks that they are better than humans . He especially love sheep and lamb . And he and Cain are 24 years old .

079 is a fricking hacker . He was working at the asylum . But once 106 did escape his room and brutally killed a worker , 079 just laughed at that . Now they're a worker in question . And his mental stability needs to be checked . 

They have short split colored hair(black and white) and grey eyes . Has white skin with vitiligo . He's 44 years old .(Srr it's cannon . 079 was originally build in 1978 . So it means he's 44 now.)

About 096 . This poor fella have schizophrenia and they have to wear straight jacket so he won't hurt somebody or himself . They still don't like then people look at them and it's recommended not to look at him(his face) or he'll get frustrated . And probably hurt somebody . So they gave him a mask to wear , it is a relief for them .

He has albino like look . Naturally white hair , greyish blue colored eyes and ofc pale skin . They're around 26-27 years old .

106 is a creepy guy . He say that he was once in WW1 , but he died and was reborn in this new body that looks just like his old self . And he like gruesome things . What did you expect ? That's the 2nd reason he's in here . And he ofc attacked some people , well ... killed . A psychopath indeed . Do I need to say more about what he did ? 

Lawrence in his mid 30-40s . He have dark brown hair , white skin , blue eyes with one blind eye . He have some scars and needs to wear straight jacket too . Because he can use anything as a weapon .

173 a creepy sculptor . Well ... Was ones . Now a lunatic at asylum . Usually he'll try to draw something . It ends up messed up and creepy . 

A 30 year old guy with blonde short hair and green eyes. And a little bit tan skin with freckles . Usually he shows not a single expression . He's can move fast and prefer to move when no one's looking at him . Just as usual .

682 have naturally long really dark gray hair and golden colored eyes . And white skin . He have some scars . He's 28 years old . He have a little brother and surprisingly he tries and do visit Atanti . 

He have hate towards alive things . But he managed to be friends with 079 and Abby . He's aggressive and sometimes he needs to be cuffed/wear straight jacket . Or he'll hurt somebody really badly or worse ... Kill somebody , he is very strong for normal human .

999 is a worker's kid . He just visits his big bro (Atanti/682) . He have tan skin , ginger short fluffy hair and brown eyes . He's 10 years old . 

He's really friendly and innocent . He's not used to violence and etc. And he can make people smile , even sad people .

Idk what to write , cuz my motivation at the end of this hc just died .

Can you do an SCP 073 (Cain) x Fem!Reader where the reader is smol and shy/timid but in reality the reader is quite honest and is secretly kinky? (You don’t have to add the last part if you don’t want to)

I think it's more of a gender neutral reader . Well yeah , cause I did not use any pronounce .

Okay so ... You're really cute for him . You can't change his mind .

If you really struggling with your shyness when he won't bother you so much if that makes you uncomfortable .

Well Cain has average height . And you are smaller that he is . So he'll be such a simp for you . A protective one btw .

He don't want you to be near Abel . He's really scared that Able will hurt you ... or worse . Constantly holds your hand(he loves it)

Will want to carry you around . Once again I'll say that he wont do that if it is weird for you . And will ask you first if that's okay .

A little nervous then someone's coming near you . He's scared that something will happen since you are timid and small .

If he didn't have his power(curse) he would've bring you many flowers that you like . Constantly following you .

Oh and he want to hug you so much , but will be scared of hurting you .

When he found out you are honest . He's a lil surprised. Because , there isn't many people who's honest . And like ... You're sooo sweet , but can say really tough truth .

If he saw you tell some mean person the truth (hurtful for them)of them . Oh ... he's respecting you more now . Not saying that he didn't respect you .

Will try not to annoy you or so you can't get mad at him .

And about the last part ... It shocked him very , I mean very much .

I mean ... He thinks it is really hot . So it plus plus situation for both of you .

He won't shame you cause of your kinky nature(?) .