Whitebeard : Im Going To Tell You The Same Thing I Told Roger : If You Come Asking Me For Help I Get

Whitebeard : I’m going to tell you the same thing I told Roger : « If you come asking me for help I get uncle privileges. »

Shanks : Wait wha?

WB crew : Pops, you can’t be the brat’s uncle and the brat’s brat uncle! You’re her grand uncle!

Marco : Ignore the crazy people over there. I’ll get you formula and baby clothes.

Shanks : Okay but what about the uncle stuff?

Marco : It’s too late for that. You should have know better than to show up here with a baby. At least you had enough common sense to not show up in front of Big Mom with her.

Film Red spoilers(?)

The fact that Shanks adopted little baby Uta when he was only 19 is so funny because now I can just imagine him showing up on the Moby Dick, knocking out half of Whitebeard's crew with Conquerer's Haki, looking him dead in the eye and going "Hey uh what the fuck do babies eat"

Imagine living in a country where the government tracks your period. Are we still supposed to believe that the US is a free country?

Ah when history makes it on your dash!

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Just saw the 2nd trailer, guess I was spot on the Daddy Issues.

Predictions for One Piece Red (okay it’s mostly Uta):

Uta is definitely an antagonist. Not necessarily the villain but definitely an antagonist.

She has some kind manipulation or hypnosis like ability through her songs.

DADDY ISSUES.

There’s a shitty manager / person of influence in her entourage. My money is on Kalifa.

Big Mom’s crew plays into her backstory.

She hates or at least strongly disapprove of pirates (see Daddy issues).

The weird shiny rainbow rocks we see in the background are either just the distinctive trait of that Island or they also play a huge part in the story.

The kids are here to represent the innocent earnest but broke fans compared to the ones that are willing to throw a lot of money at merchandise.

I kinda expect it’s going to go like that one episode in mlp : The mane attraction where AJ reunites with her friends turned popstar who’s being gaslighted by her manager. Except with more punching and trauma.

No one is going to mention that Brook is also a famous musician with a huge career.

does anyone have like a default obsession

like your mind switches through these current obsessions and once the hype kind of dies down, there’s always this one fandom that it switches back to when there’s nothing else new and it’s like always there without fail