[ Naked ] Uwu

[ naked ] uwu

all day, all blamore could think about was that he'd finally be getting to see loni again after what he viewed as too much time. both of them did just seem to have a lot of things come up at once within their prospective fields of work. which was something that neither of them could help, of course, but her absence in his life still made his heart ache. though time was flowing by ever-so-steadily to their agreed upon meeting time... and blamore had already waited this long to reunite with loni, so what was a few more hours, right? it seemed like those few hours actually turned out to mean a lot to it in reality.

fussing over the appearance of its greenhouse was not something it normally did, but it was admittedly so excited for what was to come that it couldn't sit still — and wanting everything to be perfect for her arrival also contributed to his sudden urge to 'speed-clean.' blamore also admittedly might've gotten paranoid that loni wouldn't like what he was wearing, but that was when he had heard the door to his greenhouse open. this made the creature quickly pull down the half-shirt it wore before a warm smile melted across its lips.

not even blamore was invulnerable to feeling sensations like all the blood rushing to its head, especially when one considered just how beautiful loni looked. he couldn't help but immediately want to get close to his partner then. this resulted in him hurrying to meet her halfway across the walkway of his greenhouse. afterward, gathering loni in a tight embrace was almost second nature for blamore once it reached her. it even lifted her up to spin her for a few moments with a series of laughs before kissing her gently. ❝ you know, you are a bit early, cher. thus... the food i promised you isn't ready yet, but i could think of a few ways we could pass the time. ❞

now, fast-forwarding to the present, it was clear what exactly it meant by that: blamore nearly bumping into the bed as loni finished taking off its shirt. then, the creature felt her pulling down its pants as they both fell in succession onto the mattress, and he didn't know how loni did it so fast; but blamore knew that she was now snaking a thumb beneath his boxers. a sharp inhale left rose-colored lips while they were quickly thrown to the side, exposing that its length was half-way erect. blamore smirked slightly as he made her own bottoms and panties join it in a pile.

❝ well, someone's eager. though don't worry... i'm going to take care of you really soon, alright? just relax, ❞ it poured plenty of lube over its fingers before gently easing loni's legs open more and spreading it across her folds with one hand. he made eye contact with her as he did so teasingly slowly, ❝ i was thinking that i could eat you out first before anything else, loni. would that be something you want? ❞

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a song that i associate with my muse meme!

OH hey! thank you so much for the ask, venus!! so for this one... i unfortunately have another sad song but (,: i swear to god, if you've never heard this song before, it may just change your lifeee. okay — maybe it wouldn't do something that extreme, BUT it is still such a good song, IMO (an explanation will be in tags):

radiohead - how to disappear completely.

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a song that i associate with my muse meme!

AHH, hello, chrome!! thank you for the ask (: i appreciate you guys sending these in SOOO much, tbh, but allow me to introduce y'all to a new BANGER that is kind of sad and yet... i think it captures one part of blamore's character that i haven't really talked about before (an explanation as to why i associate this song with my muse will be in the tags):

sade - is it a crime.

did y'all know that there are 31 pairs of nerves in the spine? because just in case you didn't, now you dooo LOL and i promise y'all that this is relevant because i swear, one way that you can tell that burgeon really trusts you is if it allows you to touch its spine / tail, because it is VERY sensitive. so, although it doesn't hurt for people to touch it, it makes that area feel very tingly. or... and i'll put this under a cut because it may be a bit ✨️ spicy ✨️

or, depending on how blamore views you (specifically if it's in a romantic / sexual light), then it may just turn him on. but even if he does 'like like' you, if you touch it for an prolonged amount of time, it may tell you to back off or protect it from being touched any longer. so you've got to strike the right balance with touching it and not doing so if you're physically intimate with burgeon.

“ tell me, what happened?”

in yet another downpour that gotham was experiencing, blamore found himself in the middle of it; and without an umbrella as well. not that that really mattered much, as blamore was in the type of mood that would sometimes make people stand in the rain in hopes that it might cleanse them — relieving their body and spirit of the troubles that held onto them like a vice. he just wished that he knew one single question: why? but the closest blamore had ever gotten to having that question answered was by consulting itself, and yet, it still didn't know for sure whether it had the right idea about things.

was it coming back to life the way he was now (half-monster and half-human) all part of some sick joke run by nature itself? or, had it happened because whatever higher power there may be out there deemed that he wasn't done here — that he didn't get to die just yet? blamore truly didn't know, so perhaps dwelling on it would just end up making him mad in the end. existential dread was something everyone experienced though... right? a sigh slipped through its lips as it sat on a bench in robinson park, uncovering the bandage that concealed the gash on its hand. he'd moved it only to discover it still looked as bad as when he first got it.

a groan slipped through blamore's lips as it was just about to slam its body into the bench out of frustration before it heard someone talk to it. now, looking up, the creature could see that they were someone he definitely didn't know. though they seemed to be asking about his hand all the same. blamore immediately plastered a small smile on its face before going for its go-to answer for things like this, ❝ ahh, it's just an occupational hazard, really. no need to worry about me. i already do enough of that on my own, ❞ while chuckling slightly awkwardly, it then quickly put the bandage back over its wound. blamore could only hope that he'd only gotten a glimpse at it and didn't see that his skin had been partially burned.

whoever they (loki) was, they also had an umbrella on them, he thought. so perhaps if blamore was nice to him... it could move this existential conversation it was having with itself somewhere else. preferably with air conditioning as it was starting to get cold, ❝ say, what are you doing taking a leisurely stroll through the park when its raining this hard? i answered your question, so i think its only fair that you answer mine. ❞

intimidation prompts.

as requested by a lovely nonnie!! these are prompts used BY the intimidating muse, but i may make some for the muses being intimidated soon. maybe. honestly i never know what i'm doing. anyway, enjoy!

" you're scared of me? good... you should be. "

" don't make the often-fatal error of underestimating me. "

" am i locked in here with you? or are you locked in here with me? "

" i think it's time you and me had a little chat. "

" you seem to think you're gonna be able to walk away from this. "

" come out, come out, wherever you are! "

" you must be either very brave or very stupid to face me alone. "

" you and what army? "

" what makes you think you can stop me? "

" let's skip the formalities, shall we? "

" you're not in charge here. you know that. "

" interrupt me again, and it'll be your last breath. "

" does it frighten you? being so far out of your depth? "

" you have no idea what you've walked into, do you? "

" do/say that again, see what happens. "

" it really is quite adorable that you still think this has a happy ending. "

" go ahead. see what happens. "

" try me. i won't hesitate. "

" you're one naïve idiot if you really think you have all the control here. "

" all those scary stories they'd tell to keep the kids in line? i make them look like lullabies... "

" i wouldn't do that, if i were you. "

" you have no idea what i'm capable of. "

" there is no happy ending here. you know that, surely? "

" it's cute that you think you can keep me in line. "

" was that supposed to scare me? "