
"Macabre Mayhem" team, 18+. the Arcana & stuff. † Art: ChilledoutBeast, Wasteofplace, LunaticSun † Co-author: ApostleJay † Master, main owner: LunaticSun.🫀Juldemar apologetic in a doctrinal way. All team members are adults. 👁️BDSM, BodyHorror, "worse than lovers"👁️
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I Choose First, Of Course.
I choose first, of course.
I just have the strongest gender envy: I want to be able to turn my body into an ẻ̷͕̎͆̐l̵̠̼̀̕ḏ̶͕̟͔̈́̏̊͒̉ͅŕ̵̞͇̞͛͊i̸̳̱͙̳͚̽̊̄̓́t̶̝̰͓̯̉̈̋̇͜c̴̢͍͈͍̈́̉ḧ̷̟̲͓̩̑͠ ̷͉̯͂h̷̗̟͉̍̈́ỏ̵̱̇̀̀͜͝r̶̪̣̞̾̚͜ṛ̵̨̢͍̠͛o̵̗̥̦̰̮͗͝͠r̵̨̔͊ whenever I damn want, and be someone who technically no longer has the sex assigned to them at birth/any kind of specifically human genitalia. And if knowledge is your goal, then immortality starts to make sense.
Nothing else. Other things I already have. :D
/L.S./
P. S. Jay will join the percentage of those who chose the second option. Others don't care enough.
calling all valdemar fans
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Doctor №069 was napping on the couch in his room in the Dungeons. Hearing Quaestor's footsteps nearby, he sleepily responded:
– Behold, my Death cometh…
(based on a true story, sorry not sorry. Thank Apostle Jay for inspiration)
P. S. Beware: I'm (not only me) the uncompromising shipper Valdemar/Julian from the first time:


And because of this:

You've been warned. The right of appeal is eliminated.
"Just imagine!" Julian said playfully, continuing to gesticulate and laugh:
"Me – walking down the street. Handsome! Dangerous! Proud and unapproachable!.."
"…And awesome, as an army with banners, doctor №069?" Valdemar raised their eyebrows ironically.
Another person immediately disappeared and there was silence.
Julian stopped speaking, looked at the Quaestor and felt his face rapidly flush scarlet:
"Who is this who comes up from the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all spices of the merchant?"
Valdemar shook their head in response:
"How is your beloved better than another beloved, that you do so adjure us? Return, that we may gaze at you."
Without delay, Julian turned to Valdemar, and took a step towards them.
"But I beg them, don't they turn away their eyes from me, for they have overcome me".
Then he came closer, bowed his head and added:
"…for love is strong as Death".
"Strong as Death, you say?"
Valdemar replied after several seconds of silence, grinning, "Shall I consider you a worthy adversary?"
"Unless it's Song of Songs quotation challenge, Quaestor", Julian replied with a laugh.
/thx Apostle Jay for inspiration, indeed. I love kinda complicated relationships between protagonists and antagonists. As much as I love complicated headcanons, you know.🖤/
/godsend song, brutal growling with classic cello is what I absolutely needed/
Yo hot take and rant before class

How the fuck didn’t Vulgora’s axe destroy Muriel’s pole??? If it’s wood (which I’m assuming it is), then that shit shouldn’t been chopped in half. I know it’s just for the story but Vulgs is literally the personification of war, they shouldn’t be that easy to beat??? Even before I became the neighborhood Vulgora stan, I thought it was weird how easy they were to beat.
They’re also absolutely the strongest character in the game, you cannot change my mind, they should be able to pick Muriel up and toss him.
Even if it was a haha moment cuz they’re dumb and they only rely on fighting instead of using their head, they could still leave significant damage on Muri and Mc. Plus they had their demon form fighting with them????
Um same with Mc just being able to snap one of Valdemar’s chains?? It’s only one but still??? Mc is overpowered, you cannot change my mind.
I’m not surprised though, the devs see/use the Courtiers as one sided plot devices and always have Mc beat them even though they’re fucking demons.
They have so much potential but like we see here, once they’re beaten/ served their purpose, they’re literally gone and never mentioned again in route. Like what the fuck happened to Vlastomil after he got captured???? Valerius’ deals are never ever mentioned in any other route besides Nadia’s, and seriously are they not going to explain what the fuck the whole thing with Vulgs being pulled underwater by a bunch of hands???? Hello?? I just have so many questions and the devs won’t even answer them???? Even when we ask they’re like “hm no 😌”
This damn story has so many plot holes, especially with the Courtiers. At this point, I know Vulgora better than the devs ajdhsjsn

'Salome'. Georges Desvallières. 1905.

"Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,
As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel;
For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart
Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel.
Yet, in good faith, some say that thee behold
Thy face hath not the power to make love groan:
To say they err, I dare not be so bold,
Although I swear it to myself alone.
And, to be sure that is not false I swear,
A thousand groans but thinking on thy face
One on another's neck do witness bear
Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place.
In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds,
And thence this slander as I think proceeds".
Sonnet 131, William Shakespeare
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