I Saw This On Google Images While Searching 'Is Madara Short?'. This Is Adorable. ... B-but It's Not

I saw this on google images while searching 'Is Madara short?'. This is adorable. ... B-but it's not like I like it or anything....Baka...

Madara is a Capricorn. I am also a Capricorn. I am not romantic.... *Other HashiMada fans read the text* *FANFICTIONS*

Why? His dick is all over the internet. ... The video is above. Its funny, but be prepared to hear about his penis. Several times.

Anyone else agree?

There is something oddly attractive about seeing a usually quiet and serious man get aroused. Not slightly, but in the way that makes them pant, their hair sticking to their face from sweat; their face flushed. In any sexual themed situation; Masturbation, Sex, or even a simple talk of sexual related things. Seeing someone like that so unraveled and open is....hot. ... Unfortunately there is no fan art of what I am talking about. No Madara fan art that is nsfw. No Shino fan art that is nsfw. No Indra fan art that is nsfw. And yet there is plenty of Naruto and Sasuke...? If I ever learn how to draw well, I am going to bless this world with all the nsfw art they could ever ask for.

I drew Hashirama and Madara when they were kids. My future is brighter than this picture, I swear! I have a lamp on, and the kitchen light is shining in my room...why is it so dark on camera...? Hn.

I went to the comment section of that video from yesterday and found another Madara Uchiha user. This is strangely...in character for him. Well, asides from the part about trusting Swagkage. I don't think Madara trusts anyone. The last person he probably actually trusted was Hashirama, and we all know how that turned out in the end. I also think that if Madara was actually real and watched that....he probably would just sit there on his computer wondering what the hell was going on. After all, that video wasn't just two guys discussing what would happen if Madara won- they were also talking about his penis a lot...and I don't think Madara would stick around for the whole video, since the penis talk began at the beginning of the video. If you were in Madara's position, would you stick around to watch a 20 minute video about yourself when in the video you heard comments about you like these: "I have his cock deep in my throat right now." "Hey, leave some for me!" "...And Madara is just sitting there literally jerking off to the whole thing." "His Dick is so huge!" "Come on, whip it out. Stroke it." "I went to my Madara shrine, jerked off a couple of times..."