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Wha-What the hell?!
Why do people ship Tsunade (I forgot how to spell her name) and Sakura with Madara? This goes for OC characters too. ... Do you honestly feel like he's straight? I think it's headcannoned that Madara is only interested in people who are not weak. ... He thinks women are weak. ... They both are weak. Also, I just can't see him with a woman. I really can't. He doesn't seem gay, but he definitely isnt straight... I-I think he just likes whoever he wants to like. I'm not telling you guys your ships are awful... I just want to know why you ship these. Why?
Anyone else agree?
There is something oddly attractive about seeing a usually quiet and serious man get aroused. Not slightly, but in the way that makes them pant, their hair sticking to their face from sweat; their face flushed. In any sexual themed situation; Masturbation, Sex, or even a simple talk of sexual related things. Seeing someone like that so unraveled and open is....hot. ... Unfortunately there is no fan art of what I am talking about. No Madara fan art that is nsfw. No Shino fan art that is nsfw. No Indra fan art that is nsfw. And yet there is plenty of Naruto and Sasuke...? If I ever learn how to draw well, I am going to bless this world with all the nsfw art they could ever ask for.
Rape isn't funny, I agree
If you do not want to read about rape, or it offends you or makes you remember things you would rather not remember, do not read further. I agree that rape is not funny. It doesn't matter how the rape happened (intoxication, force, threat, etc) it will never be funny. For example: Person 1: "(Insert name here) is such a bitch, can you believe that she asked out (insert name here) yesterday? I wanted (name), dammit!" Person 2: "Yeah she is a bitch. I heard she got raped when she was 13. Hahaha!" In that scenario, they are making fun of the fact (name) was raped. That is not an okay thing to do, no matter who you are or who the rape victim is. I do have to point out, however, that comedy is subjective and is often misunderstood. If someone makes a joke that is racist, such as: "Two Mexicans got in a car crash today. 279 people died." They are not being racist, and that was not their intention. Comedy often means taking a dark subject and turning it into a joke in order to make light of the situation. Or, at least, that is what I have heard. Another problem some have is rape being involved in a fanfiction. In this, it is not meant to offend you, it is just part of the plot. In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo a character is raped by her guardian. This was not a stab at rape victims, but it was merely part of the story. It was not meant to turn you on or seem kinky. There is a difference between kinky and rape. Rape is when someone else has sex with you without your consent. Being kinky is when you are into bondage or sadism or masochism and etc. The difference is that rape has no consent, and being kinky does. Now, I saw the rape jokes related post a second ago, and I honestly didn't read all the way through it. I understood what they were saying from the title. Regardless, that is my thoughts on "rape jokes" and rape being included in fanfiction.
That's a good point. It would explain a lot. Especially Kishimoto saying Boruto was going to be his best creation. Imagine how the series would be if in one of the episodes it starts out with Naruto waking up on the battlefield with Madara alive. That would be great. I feel like this should be why the Boruto series exists. In my opinion, I think the story is in Hinata's paradise. I am not exactly sure how the Infinite Tsyukomi (I don't know how to spell that) works, since I haven't watched Naruto in a while, but I think it would work like this: Every person would be in their own individual paradise. None of the real people would communicate with anyone else. They wouldn't have any knowledge of any of the other paradises. Which is why I think the Boruto series could be Hinata's paradise. She is the only person in the series who seems to have everything she wants. Hinata wanted Naruto. She wanted to have a family with him. She wanted Naruto to become Hokage. This theory would explain the unhappiness the other characters clearly have: Sakura, while she has Sasuke and Sarada like she wanted, has to deal with her husband leaving Konoha and becoming a very detached member of the family. Shine is clearly unhappy. Etc. The paradises would work in the way that the subconscious wants of the person would also go into their paradise, as well as what they feel was realistic enough for their standards. After all, people crave conflict as much as they crave peace. Hinata has her paradise in the Boruto series. She subconsciously knows that Sasuke would not be happy with his marriage, but has them married in her ideal world because Hinata and Sakura are friends. That is why some people have conflict in her paradise. She wouldn't be completely happy if everyone was happy and no one had problems. That would be boring. I hope this is the case with the Boruto series, and I hope that if it is, that the Paradise will end and everyone will come back to reality at some point. I highly doubt this is true, although.
I went to the comment section of that video from yesterday and found another Madara Uchiha user. This is strangely...in character for him. Well, asides from the part about trusting Swagkage. I don't think Madara trusts anyone. The last person he probably actually trusted was Hashirama, and we all know how that turned out in the end. I also think that if Madara was actually real and watched that....he probably would just sit there on his computer wondering what the hell was going on. After all, that video wasn't just two guys discussing what would happen if Madara won- they were also talking about his penis a lot...and I don't think Madara would stick around for the whole video, since the penis talk began at the beginning of the video. If you were in Madara's position, would you stick around to watch a 20 minute video about yourself when in the video you heard comments about you like these: "I have his cock deep in my throat right now." "Hey, leave some for me!" "...And Madara is just sitting there literally jerking off to the whole thing." "His Dick is so huge!" "Come on, whip it out. Stroke it." "I went to my Madara shrine, jerked off a couple of times..."
Why? His dick is all over the internet. ... The video is above. Its funny, but be prepared to hear about his penis. Several times.
The first image was from a webpage full of people discussing whether or not Uchiha Madara is evil. I took the liberty to really look into all the words they were throwing out there. I looked up each word (asides from misguided because Madara may be misguided) and found that they were, in fact, wrong. They say he is unintelligent, yet it is well known that Madara possesses intelligence. It's common sense; Madara outsmarted and killed many adults in war as a child. If he were stupid, he wouldn't have survived. That, along with simply how Madara speaks and presents himself, is a clear indicator that he is not stupid. They also say he lacks foresight, but that would mean he doesn't think before he acts, or that he doesn't think about the consequences of his actions. Which is also false. They say he is egoistical. Which means to enhance and maintain a good image of yourself. It also seems to mean that he would have an inflated ego, and would think very highly of himself. This is also not true. That last picture is of the video that explains who exactly Uchiha Madara is as a person. I, personally, find this youtuber's videos a great source for information. In the video, he explains that Madara actually has low self esteem, and thinks himself as 'not good enough'. All that aside, I do not think Uchiha Madara is evil. In fact, I think he was doing the right thing. He was trying to create a perfect world for everyone, where no one would die or be sad. All of their dead loved ones would be alive again. There would be no war. He fought for this world. Not just for himself, but for everyone else as well. People say that his fighting was a sign of him being evil, but why would he give up on something that would help the whole world be at peace? Madara just wanted peace, like every other person did. Madara merely had a plan that no one wanted to let him try. Reality is hell. Why would anyone pass up an opportunity to be in that kind of perfect world? Especially in the Naruto universe. Regardless, I just needed to get that out of my system, so thank you for reading.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ah1oVWrouEw I have never cringed so hard in my whole life. English dub is truly terrible... That voice acting.... madara seems so concerned about izuna! That is sarcasm. He is robotic.
Me: *scrolling through tumblr* *sees picture* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* (x2) Me:Jesus Christcnycbogcsaeeegbjoknmmmmnn..... O////////O
That's it. I'm convinced. We're a match made in heaven. Because God knows I have the worst gag relax anyone has ever seen. I can't even brush my tongue without gagging, it's ridiculous. ... Yeah, I don't know what I am doing with my life.
So much Madara Dick posts. Why….
Just why…?
I tried to contain my laugh when I saw this but I laughed so hard I got spit all over my screen…
Madara's dick is trying to ruin my life.
I was browsing this Tumblr and came across this part and found it amusing because they are talking about how perfect his penis is and then right below it it has Madara just looking so fucking smug about it.
Why do i find this hot...?
Yeah… this is what I do when I drink too much sake (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ
Find your name with the gif button and add the one is the most relatable
Congrats on who drew this!
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His face is fucking perfect
Madara’s portrait, obviously. I miss him very much.
another virus is going around
i just got home and saw a message from a mutual i’ve never talked to, about a birthday gift. DONT CLICK ON THE LINK. i haven’t so i don’t know what it does, but i’ve heard it logs you out and sends you to a fake tumblr to take your information. it’s a hack. and it fucks up your computer/laptop/phone/device.
this is what the message looks like, and if you click the link, it sends it to every single one of your mutuals (or possibly ALL THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW YOU)
WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE VIRUSES, ARE MAKING NEW ONES THAT SEEM MORE REALISTIC. THEY ARENT USING CAPITALIZATION ANYMORE SO IT LOOKS MORE “REAL” BUT I SWEAR TO YOU ITS FALSE
PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO WARN YOUR FOLLOWERS, TO SAFE SAFE BECAUSE MORE ARE BEING MADE.
I can't find it on Youtube for some reason. The only way I can see it is to follow the link. This is amazing. I don't know why, but I've never really paid attention to Madara's hips until now. And DAYAM, he has some nice ones! ... Why am I blushing because of his fucking hips...?
reblog if naruto was important to you and you don't agree with how it ended
I drew Hashirama and Madara when they were kids. My future is brighter than this picture, I swear! I have a lamp on, and the kitchen light is shining in my room...why is it so dark on camera...? Hn.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QIG4_FLvRb0 I don't watch this everyday because Madara is my ultimate man waifu! What are you doing, accusing me of such ridiculous and false...things... It's not like I think Madara is both extremely adorable and sexy in this.... No, I'm not blushing.... Fucking hell....I'm not acting like myself at all... This is me when I am in denial.
At first glance, these two men look like Hashirama (left) and Madara (right). Or is it just that they remind me of those two? There are minor differences, of course... (The sad patches of hair below and above the left guy's lips, the color of his lips, the piercings...) (The face shape of the right guy, the wrong eye being covered, the leathery outfit...) Hn....
This was my first time using speed paint, and I have learned that I am not good at digitally drawing yet...
I saw this on google images while searching 'Is Madara short?'. This is adorable. ... B-but it's not like I like it or anything....Baka...