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How Madara ask Tobirama to marry his big sis
Okay so funny idea-
Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.
Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.
Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*
Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D
Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*
Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*
Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D
In the pure world :
Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...
Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-
Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.
Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !
Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*
Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*
Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0
Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!
Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*
Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*
Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*
Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*
Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*
The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*
During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :
Madara : So are we rivals now ?
Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*
Madara : *looks at him confused* ???
Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...
Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*
Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*
happy birthday madara <333 !!!!!!!! may you and your fiancé later carry home your piss drunk brothers
Makes switch misato cry scene as Hashirama!
