Random But I Just Watched How Do U Arts Video On A Moment With Blobs Which Got Me Thinking About Blob

Random but I just watched How Do U Art’s video on A Moment with Blobs which got me thinking about Blob Dream. So here we have 👑 anon’s list on the things Blob Dream would steal from you the most:

- Pens/pencils. Your pens are not safe from him. They never will be. Keep a close eye on them.

- Coins. IDK why, but I feel like he’d steal coins and other money from you if it’s just lying about, maybe to give it back to you if you’ve been having a rough day.

- Glasses. Let me explain, he would definitely steal your glasses as night or when you’re not using them. The only reason he wouldn’t steal them is if you’re absolutely blind without them, because he wouldn’t want you hurting yourself accidentally without them. He would always make sure to bring them to you when you’re looking for them, though. Isn’t he helpful?

- Basically anything small. Keys? Gone. Small toys/lego you haven’t been paying attention to? His now. Paper of any kind? That’s going to be dragged away at the speed of light if you turn your back.

- Keys. So he wouldn’t steal them, he would hide them away for you to look for, especially if he didn’t want you going somewhere.

- I’m aware that his face can’t change from the smile but wind up teeth. You know those plastic teeth that you wind up and they start biting? I just thought of him using them as a weapon against visitors when he’s being a little shit.

- Clothes. 100%. Would also probably try to burn/dispose of any clothes that are someone else’s so that nothing that smells like someone else is around you. But he’d never do that to your clothes, they’re all kept somewhere else.

- Basically anything belonging to anyone else that isn’t extremely important/needed. For example I doubt he would steal something that’s from a deceased relative or friend, but if someone has been getting too close to you and gave you a gift? Well, you’re not going to be able to find that gift again-

- Could be wrong, but I feel like he’d basically be the reason why anything else goes missing in your house. You can never find that one sock? He took it. TV remote is gone? Him. Even cutlery, he managed to find a way to steal that.

What does he do with all these things? You’ll never know. Some of them become part of his little nest, others he returns later so he’s the one you can go to to find missing stuff, others… just disappear. Never seen again. (I am so sorry for how long this turned out to be-)

Never apologize for your wonderful and adorable input/ little ideas 👑 anon I love reading them. :)

My heart… so soft… you have done this to me

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It go squish squish. I made a squishy heart! :)

Ah, yes, the forehead smooches. I’m proud of that ask, it is my best ask yet I’d say. A little surprised they all went well but at the same time, who can say no to forehead smooches?

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I know I can't. I fucking melt to forehead kisses or hugs from. Behind. Just like bitter

..lowkey devastated rn..

#technosupport

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Why are you devastated dear anon?

Not a request but I just thought of how chaotic it would be if, by some miracle (or disaster, depends on how you see it), Blob, Dream and XD all were interested in the same darling… they certainly would never have any time alone/free, that’s for sure

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Yeah, obviously privacy would be a no no, and you would be like a human tug of war rope 😬

What about someone who abused God!Technoblade's S/O before he met them?

Ooh. I like this one!

Triggers: Mention of abuse, description of abuse and extreme bullying, mention of possessive behavior, mention of gore and torture, mention of isolation, mention of attempt to gouge out eye, and yandere like behaviors. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING THIS!

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Okay, so let's start out with a brief backstory.

You were an outcast in your village.

Specifically in your school.

Everyone hated you, why?

Simple, you came from a wealthy family, and for some reason your parents decided to live the humble life.

You were beaten to a pulp almost daily by your classmates.

Whether it was on your way to school or on your way home, the same group of kids would always beat you till your skin was full of bruises and scratches.

Shit, you even still had a few scars to this day.

One scar is under your left eye, from when one of these kids tried to gouge out your eye.

The group never gave you a specific reason for why they beat you.

But you could only guess because it was from your background and their growing envy of you.

Because those kids thought you didn't have to work a day in your life.

And they were right in a way.

You wouldn't have to work if you didn't want to, as long as you were smart with your money.

But you wanted to work, and feel useful.

And as you got older, the abuse from your classmates only got worse.

They would gang up on you even on weekends.

This got to the point where you stopped going to school, and leaving your house in a whole.

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Now, how did big boy Techno find out about this?

Well, one day you were just chilling in his lap while he read, but the scar under your eye caught his attention.

He didn't say anything at first.

But slowly as the days went by, and his curiosity grew.

"Little thief?" He asks while at the breakfast table with you.

"Hm?"

"That scar, under your eye. Where does it come from?" He asks, putting down his book.

(Techno usually keeps you at his "house" (it's more like a huge cabin) in the tundra while he spends his days in the heavens working. But he'll sit with you for breakfast.)

"Oh, that? Just when I was bullied when I was a kid." You shrugged, as you try not to let it bother you.

This statement had all of Techno's attention on you.

"Please, my love, do continue."

And this will lead into a spiral of questions and answers about your past experiences with the bullies.

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Now, what comes out of this?

Well, Techno would immediately take that day off to give you some late comfort and he would start to check in a lot more on your mental state.

Shit he might even come back home with some beautiful golden jewelry and may or may not just give you a crown.

He'll put the crown on you, along with his red king's cape and cup your cheeks and say.

"You are the royalty that even us gods must bow to."

And if you are still feeling shitty about yourself from what the bullies said, Techno will be sure to flaunt you off to all of his god friends.

And the god friends will not hesitate to compliment you, but from a distance.

They don't want to deal with an angry Techno.

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Then what about the bullies?

Well, surprise surprise, they still live in the same run down villages.

And Techno will be sure to put them through hell.

Whether that is physically torturing them, or getting a certain XD to slowly ruin their lives and mental states.

They will go through living hell, and if you are cruel enough, Techno will allow you to watch them being tortured.

These bullies will scream for mercy.

But remember what they did to you reader.

Remember all that pain they made you go through.

Remember the hurt and agony from each insult and wound they inflicted onto you.

And let it sink in.

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In short: Techno, obviously, would not take kindly to this, and will take the necessary steps to get back at your abusers :)

Word count: 664

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Thanks for reading!