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Hello! As you can see...I'm posting again. And I will be posting 2-3 times today, just to make up for the lost time. And as I am currently working on post #2, I just had a little idea to feed you little God! Techno readers of mine. So have this little idea to keep you entertained while I make your food of God! Techno.

Triggers: Nothing, just fluff and a bit of back story?

God!Techno

So like, what is it with God!Techno calling you "little theif"? Well...

If you haven't read the original post, you earned that nickname because you meet him while you were running from an angry village after stealing from them. But that doesn't have to be the only reason for your nickname.

I think he also calls you that because he likes to believe you were trying to steal his gold heart. So that's another he calls you that. Or you'll sometimes sneak on his crown/other expensive jewelry when you think he isn't looking.

But, techno would also call you his little racoon, because whenever he gifts you gold and shiney things, he notices your eyes light up, and you tend to keep them all in a little stash. That an just your size comparison.

Don't get me wrong, he also calls you normal stuff like sweet, love, dear, darling, etc.

But that is his favorite: Racoon and little theif.

:)

What about someone who abused God!Technoblade's S/O before he met them?

Ooh. I like this one!

Triggers: Mention of abuse, description of abuse and extreme bullying, mention of possessive behavior, mention of gore and torture, mention of isolation, mention of attempt to gouge out eye, and yandere like behaviors. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING THIS!

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Okay, so let's start out with a brief backstory.

You were an outcast in your village.

Specifically in your school.

Everyone hated you, why?

Simple, you came from a wealthy family, and for some reason your parents decided to live the humble life.

You were beaten to a pulp almost daily by your classmates.

Whether it was on your way to school or on your way home, the same group of kids would always beat you till your skin was full of bruises and scratches.

Shit, you even still had a few scars to this day.

One scar is under your left eye, from when one of these kids tried to gouge out your eye.

The group never gave you a specific reason for why they beat you.

But you could only guess because it was from your background and their growing envy of you.

Because those kids thought you didn't have to work a day in your life.

And they were right in a way.

You wouldn't have to work if you didn't want to, as long as you were smart with your money.

But you wanted to work, and feel useful.

And as you got older, the abuse from your classmates only got worse.

They would gang up on you even on weekends.

This got to the point where you stopped going to school, and leaving your house in a whole.

~

Now, how did big boy Techno find out about this?

Well, one day you were just chilling in his lap while he read, but the scar under your eye caught his attention.

He didn't say anything at first.

But slowly as the days went by, and his curiosity grew.

"Little thief?" He asks while at the breakfast table with you.

"Hm?"

"That scar, under your eye. Where does it come from?" He asks, putting down his book.

(Techno usually keeps you at his "house" (it's more like a huge cabin) in the tundra while he spends his days in the heavens working. But he'll sit with you for breakfast.)

"Oh, that? Just when I was bullied when I was a kid." You shrugged, as you try not to let it bother you.

This statement had all of Techno's attention on you.

"Please, my love, do continue."

And this will lead into a spiral of questions and answers about your past experiences with the bullies.

~

Now, what comes out of this?

Well, Techno would immediately take that day off to give you some late comfort and he would start to check in a lot more on your mental state.

Shit he might even come back home with some beautiful golden jewelry and may or may not just give you a crown.

He'll put the crown on you, along with his red king's cape and cup your cheeks and say.

"You are the royalty that even us gods must bow to."

And if you are still feeling shitty about yourself from what the bullies said, Techno will be sure to flaunt you off to all of his god friends.

And the god friends will not hesitate to compliment you, but from a distance.

They don't want to deal with an angry Techno.

~

Then what about the bullies?

Well, surprise surprise, they still live in the same run down villages.

And Techno will be sure to put them through hell.

Whether that is physically torturing them, or getting a certain XD to slowly ruin their lives and mental states.

They will go through living hell, and if you are cruel enough, Techno will allow you to watch them being tortured.

These bullies will scream for mercy.

But remember what they did to you reader.

Remember all that pain they made you go through.

Remember the hurt and agony from each insult and wound they inflicted onto you.

And let it sink in.

~

In short: Techno, obviously, would not take kindly to this, and will take the necessary steps to get back at your abusers :)

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What about... God Techno with another god?

- 🐍

Good idea!

Triggers: mention of death, mention of limbs being cut off, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Techno had always been a more secluded god.

Really only speaking when he felt his opinion was important.

He didn't talk to anyone about his anarchist views or his want for constant war amongst the humans.

All the other gods either looked bored, or just scared.

They acted like he was out of his mind.

But…

That's when you came along.

The god/goddess/deity of the rich, greedy, and fortune.

You weren't the most pure god, but you had your role.

Just as everyone else did.

You were kinda a pain in the ass to the other gods.

Always causing fights among them.

For you always had your people steal from the other gods' temples and bring them to yours or other's temples.

But your little scam wouldn't go unnoticed.

Techno always watched from the sidelines with amusement painting his face.

You were a little shit to say the least.

Maybe that's what caught his attention.

Or maybe it was how much closer you were to your followers compared to the others.

Or maybe how you would pray at other, less known, gods' temples.

You walked the line of kind and corrupt.

You were nice to those that deserve it, and cruel to those that have earned it.

Because in your eyes.

"The only excuse a cruel person has, is if the world they started in was cruel."

And Techno couldn't agree more with you.

But not only were you a little shit, but you also were one of the few that talked to Techno.

You didn't personally agree with his perspectives, but you like to listen.

Though you do find his opinions and thoughts interesting to hear about.

You also just like his personality.

He's a fun guy to hang around.

~

Well ..god Techno can't really force you to be his lover...since...you're both gods.

But he does pull out the good old manipulation and sob story!

This man will make you cry and feel bad for him, so you can comfort him.

He'll slowly make you fall into his chaotic hands, and keep you there.

There is no escape for you.

You will be introduced to Techno's possessive side very quickly.

He'll make it known what he likes and doesn't like you doing.

Talking to other gods?

No.

Looking at other gods?

No.

Interacting with your followers?

No.

Looking/talking to him?

Yes.

See? Simple.

~

It doesn't matter if you like this or not.

Techno threatens to tear apart each and every single one of your followers.

You can't let them get hurt!

What?

Did you think Tecno would treat you better if you were a god?

Oh honey, no.

You may be a god, but he is still so much more powerful than you.

And don't even think about trying to steal his followers.

You'll get your hands cut off.

Try and tell someone for help?

Say goodbye to your tongue.

Try to run away with the humans?

Say goodbye to followers and your legs.

~

And after each punishment, he'll tell you the exact same thing.

"I told you, my little deity. You were trying to fight a war that you had already lost."

He'll just say with soft spoken words, as he holds your crying and struggling form.

~

In short: your situation isn't much better because you are god. It's not exactly worse. But it ain't better...

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TW: mindbreak. How would DreamXd, god Technoblade and god Wilbur react to they actually breaks their obsession completely? Where they lost their ability to think or do anything without a demand, and just stared at the ceiling for the most of the time?

Triggers: mention of torture, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, eyes being gouged out, harsh punishments, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationships, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

DreamXD

XD will not be happy to say the least.

He will question you a bunch of times, simply thinking you're just playing a cruel joke.

But when you don't respond or shy away like you used to, he's pissed.

He won't put two and two together to find out he's the one that broke you.

He'll think it was something else.

Don't forget dear reader, he's not fluent with humans.

And how could a perfect GOD break his darling?

He would never do such a thing, and you should be put at a sword point if you ever think that!

XD would rain hellfire upon the world, literally and figuratively.

He would do everything in his infinite power to seek revenge on the humans.

And you would be forced to watch this, only because he thought this would warrant a reaction out of you.

Well…

It didn't.

~

But after his rage dies down a bit, he'll finally find a way to fix you.

So don't worry!

You'll be back to normal and in his arms again!

~

In short: Mad boi, and being broken won't be an escape...

Word count: 187

God!Technoblade

Like XD, Technoblade will be beyond pleased.

In fact, you just standing there would piss him off.

But unlike XD, he knows why you're acting this way.

He is essentially pissed off at himself, but projects it onto you, and the humans on earth.

And it simply fuels his rage when you just lay there after he has pushed you to the ground.

And you don't get up till told.

Technoblade would likely lock you up for days on end, not being able to look at you.

But he does know what will get a reaction out of you.

~

Technoblade will get tired of staring at your lifeless eyes…

So…

Be gone with them!

Yep, he'll gouge out your eyes.

This will break you back into reality.

And don't worry, you haven't lost your sight forever.

He'll heal your eyes.

But if you act this way again, he will not hesitate to take away your sight permanently…

~

In short: Snap out of it as quickly as you can…

Word count: 168

God Technoblade

Run aways darling

Nicknames imagines

Almost successful escape

Almost successful escape (pt. 2)

Sharing a darling with DreamXD

You love him back

Once abused darling

Fellow God

Broken Darling

Domain traveler

A Child?!

Why the gods see you as they do.

Escape for a gift?...

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

How would god! Techno react with a child reader? What if god! Techno finds the reader (around 5 years old) wandering around in his main part of the forest picking flowers. The reader seems to be alone with no parent around them and quickly realized that techno is there and immediately comes up to him

Triggers: mentions of being abandoned, mention of death, mention of neglect, child reader, mention of war, slightly possessive behaviors, and very mild yandere like behaviors. safe for all to read.

Enjoy.

God!Tecno

Techno was simply going for an afternoon walk, trying to enjoy the peace.

That's all he wanted, was a little bit of peace.

Even the god of war has to take a break every now and then.

But what he wasn't expecting was to see a CHILD alone in the woods.

No, not a teenager.

Not a young adult.

A literal CHILD.

You had to be 6 at the oldest.

When he first saw you, he stopped in his tracks.

It takes a lot to surprise a god, but damn, you managed to do it.

Techno stood in shock for a while, just staring at you.

He watched you just run around and explore everything you could.

He observed how you tried to touch everything you little hands could reach for.

And if he was being honest, it was really adorable.

It was like watching a little deer explore without it's mother.

Speaking of mothers-

Where the hell was yours?

~

It wasn't until the shock wore off did Techno start to look around for an adult.

But there were none nearby.

It was just you.

A little child, dressed in summer clothes, alone, in the dangerous forest.

Your clothing wasn't even appropriate.

It was already early winter, and you were over here wearing short sleeves and having your legs show.

Techno kept watching you from afar, just in case someone did come along.

Though with more time passing Techno found himself conflicted.

What was HE, a GOD doing watching some human child?

This was a waste of time.

But...you also didn't even do anything.

Shit, you're barely getting your life started, and you're already being abandoned.

You're so young, you don't understand what's happening.

Something in Techno ached to save you.

You were gonna die out here.

And Techno, oftentimes, did get quite lonely.

He thought it would be nice to have some new energy around.

Someone he could talk to about the other gods, war, and other things of the sort.

~

Being so conflicted caused the big hybrid to huff.

This is what caught your attention, and made you want to explore that sound.

Though, you didn't need to explore for too long before you came face to face with him.

To you, he was a giant.

He had long pink hair, like a princess.

He wore clothes that looked like king's, and he had a huge crown on his head.

The only thing you couldn't understand was his head and legs.

His legs were weird shaped, they looked like an animal's back legs, and he wore the top half of a boar's skull over his face.

But, it didn't scare you, it only made him look more magical.

"A King!" You called out, not knowing what else to call him.

You, once again, surprised Techno.

He kneeled down to meet your height, "Greetings little one."

His voice was powerful, yet elegant and soft.

At this point you were convinced you were in a fairy tail.

"Wow…" you ran over to him. "Are you a prince?"

Techno could help, but let out a small chuckle, "I am not, little one. I am a god."

"A…god?"

"Yes, I helped make the earth. And the creatures that inhabit it. I also control some of your kind."

As he explained, your eyes lit up with excitement and wonder.

"Little one. What shall I call you?"

"My name is (Name), but you can call me whatever you want! What's your name?"

You spoke with such innocence it was almost criminal.

"Technoblade." He said with a soft smile.

"Where are your parents, child?"

"Oh..um, I'm not sure." You said turning your head to look around.

"They said I could come out here and play while they hunted, and they would bring me back when they were done." You said as if you were completely abandoned.

Techno could feel something boil up inside of him.

Technoblade offered you to come with him.

To live a life of luxury with him, and be his little prince/princess/royalty.

~

And that's how you would end up growing up.

~

In short: Who new the god to war had a soft spot for children.

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Do you think all dream smp gods viewed their obsession as inferior, and this is the case even for god dream, which treat his obsession the nicest out of all of them?

In a way yes? This is a bit for a complicated answer.

The DSMP gods know they are powerful, They know they could wipe out the world if they wanted to. So do not be fooled to think that they do not know their own power. Really it is just a matter of pride. It is the matter of how the god wants to make their little mortal feel.

In God! Dream's case, he has no malicious intent. His intent is the equivalent of a child being curious about an insect. You caught his attention because of your strange behavior. He may have had a part in creating humans, but he is still with them and their behaviors. He is did with the idea that humans have wants, and he wants to figure out your wants. He wants to find the reasoning behind your desires.

While if we take God!Tech into consideration, he does not care about your wants. He wants his darling to fear him. You got his attention because of your naive nature. Techno wanted to corrupt you and make you feel/see the cruel reality. He sees humans as, but a mere source of entertainment. He loves it when humans turn on their own kind. To Techno, you are less of a tool and more of a toy.

So in the end, it all just comes down to the god's pride. Like Dream, he doesn't care about his pride and wants to fulfill his curiosities. While Techno has a reputation to hold up, so his pride won't let him have you see him as any less than a god.

Make sense?

Hi, I was wondering if I could request for the yandere god!techno headcanons where reader ‘escapes’ but in actuality they ran off to try and get a gift for techno, or knows techno will chase them so they’re waiting for him somewhere with said gift. I wonder how he’d react!

Triggers: Obsessive behavior, possessive behaviors, mention of physical violence, mention of punishment, mention of mass death, mention of being kidnapped, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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God!Techno

Okay...he's not gonna be happy.

Just putting that out there now.

My guy, he's gonna be pissed.

Techno will most likely punish you multiple times to go along with your multiple escape attempts.

He's also highly likely to trap you away so you can't keep trying to escape.

Basically, I'm trying to say it would be impossible to escape Techno.

But…

Let's say you do.

Let's say you somehow escape this beast of a man.

I do wish you good luck.

~

Alright, by some blessed prayer you escaped.

You better fucking run and be quick with that little gift of yours.

Hopefully you've already planned out your gift for him.

And hope you don't care too much about the place that gift is from.

Because you're not gonna have much time to wander around like some little duck.

This is grab and go hoe.

And that place you're getting the gift from is likely going to be demolished within a few hours.

That is saying if he doesn't find you by then.

You better start running when you grab that gift.

I would recommend hiding until Techno has thrown his little tantrum.

This is both to keep you from getting hurt even more and a good sign of submission.

To Techno, you coming out of hiding once he's done being angry, means you accept your fate and will come with him.

~

Right...so you've got your gift and you're waiting for him to notice you.

And once he does, don't expect him to be nice.

At all..

Techno is gonna glare at you harder than when you glare at the coffee table when you stub your toe.

He's gonna be so angry you'll be able to smell his rage.

And I mean it.

That half piglin side is gonna have him more hot headed then the nether.

You'll be able to smell the burning.

Not only that, but the pure aura of power is suffocating.

Hope you don't mind having a heavy chest!

Techno will grab you by your neck with a bone breaking grip.

Now I would recommend you give that gift.

It'll put him in shock.

This will hopefully save you from a beating.

Techno will just stare at the gift with a blank expression for a LONG time.

Techno.Ex has stopped working.

Seriously, he's just processing this.

Why would YOU, his captive...get him a gift?

Are you more screwed up than him?

Maybe.

Maybe, dearest reader.

~

After Techno finally reboots, he won't say anything.

He'll just throw you over this shoulder and bring you back to the heavens.

Now, don't think you are clear from punishment.

Techno will just be slightly more gentle.

Instead of slapping you across the room into the wall.

He'll just talk down to you, and give you a very harsh lecture.

Hey, at least you won't be sore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Though... something odd..will happen.

After you are broken down into tears. Techno will kneel down to your height, and hug you?

Yeah, surprised, same.

Techno will hold you in a tight embrace, won't say anything for a while.

But eventually he will speak to you.

"Thank you."

That's it.

~

Now let's talk about what kind of gift to give him.

Gold.

Or something shiny.

This man's got one hell of a pride and ego.

Techno would love anything that shows he's a king.

Whether this be a big crown or a king's cape. (You know, the one with red cloth and white fur).

Though, a gold chain necklace/rings as well.

~

In short: Really, it's better for you to just ask Techno to take you to town. Like... asking isn't that hard...

Word count: 617

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Hi, if you are ranking all DSMP gods based on the likelihood of breaking their obsession, then what would you ranking is going to be? (From most likely to least likely?)

Hahaha...oh boy...

P.s. these are gonna be short.

Triggers: mention of being broken, manipulative behavior, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, mention of abuse(?), Unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, forced relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Most: God!Techno

He could care less about what his darling wants. It's what he wants. He could care less if he breaks you, He can always fix you anyway. After all he is a God. If anything he's most likely to break you on purpose just to fix you. And see your teary face when you are fixed. You're not getting away from him. No way in hell.

Semi:God!Schlatt

Breaking you isn't exactly one of his goals, But if it means you behave better hell yeah. He's less likely to fix you though. He doesn't see you as a person or living thing, he sees you as a doll. Something that he can show off, and all you need to do is just sit there and look pretty. And if that means having you broken mentally and emotionally so be it.

Semi 2: God!Wilbur

He'd prefer that you're not broken... Like a lot. He wants you to actually have reactions, and be emotional. Even if you are a normally laid back person. He wants to be able to laugh and cry with you and have emotional bonding with you. So if you do ever get broken he's going to do everything in his power to make sure you're fixed.

Least: God!Dream

No way! He would never try to break you. Even just imagining it makes him shutter. All he cares about is you and what you want. He's the complete opposite of Technoblade. If you were ever broken he would blame himself and fix you but never forgive himself. He's going to make sure you can live the happiest life possible. And he'll give you everything you want.

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