Okay, Consider This How Would Schlatt And Wilbur (separately, I Dont Think A Darling Could Handle The

Okay, consider this… how would Schlatt and Wilbur (separately, I don’t think a darling could handle the two of them together) be like with a Blob!Darling?

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Triggers: obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, Mention of extreme aggression, separation issues, mention of insanity, Mention of not being okay in the head, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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Schlatt

To be honest Schlatt would be a complete ass.

He would see you one day and just say, "yep, I want that."

And from that day forward, you were always near Schlatt.

I don't think he would even consider you to be a lover.

He would more likely just see you as a pet.

A small pet that no one else wanted, but him.

So in that same logic you are his.

No one else wanted you so he went out of his way to keep you.

"Be grateful"

Will be a phrase that you hear a lot coming from this man.

Schlatt won't actually be that rude to you.

He is more likely to be much more gentle with you.

Schlatt will likely make you either sit on his head or his shoulder throughout the day.

You're not leaving his side, you're the only thing that's stuck around long enough.

Being so small can come with up and down sides.

Like an upside, you can see his more vulnerable side and see the more gentle Schlatt.

Meanwhile a downside is that you are also the one he complains to.

And when he complains he can get a bit aggressive like throwing things around.

But he won't actually hurt you.

Schlatt will sometimes take you out on little adventures around the white house, those are fun times.

100% Schlatt will hold you like a stuffed animal in his sleep.

There is no way around it.

You have your place right next to him.

That is how it has been for a while, and how it will be.

For a long time.

You can't get away from him, even if you don't like it.

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In short: it's not the worst experience in the world, but if you're not super clingy, I would recommend avoiding this man.

Word count: 305

Wilbur

Wilbur with a blob lover would be odd.

I have a feeling that you found him first.

Like he was just relaxing in the forest one day, and you waddle up to him.

And that started the bond of you too.

Like Schlatt, I don't think Wilbur would see you as a lover.

But more of an animal companion.

Though, that doesn't mean the experience isn't any less.

Wilbur would probably start out with visiting every day or every-other-day.

Then one day he took you home with him.

That would be the last time you ever left that house without Wilbur.

It's nothing new that Wilbur is an unstable individual.

So don't be surprised when Wilbur starts to act more and more clingy.

It doesn't matter if you can't talk back, you're one of the things that hasn't been fucked over in his life.

Wilbur will be sweet to you, but in a concerning way.

He'll mumble to you about his old plans, or how he views the world.

He'll ramble on about the beauty of destruction and explosives.

And if you're being honest, it's scary to hear about.

The way Wilbur holds you against himself is tight, like someone is going to rip you away from him.

But don't shake too much if you get scared.

Wilbur will notice, and he'll look at you with an insane look and ask you repeatedly.

"What? Are you scared of me too? I thought we were friends…"

This can lead into a mental breakdown that you'll have to deal with.

Wilbur will also make you still with him, hip-and-hip, all day long.

It doesn't matter how busy Wilbur is that day, you are with him.

He's too scared to lose you.

And that fear will eat at him if you aren't with him.

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In short: it's probably a bit scarier being a blob and being a darling of Wilbur's...

Word count: 317

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Midnight is the hour of sudden productivity, it seems. And also the hour when I get all my best ideas

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Ikr like I just sit up from a deep sleep and am like "clean, clean, clean, work, work, work, clean, productive, productive, productive,"

Okay okay so but like Yandere God!Wilbur he’s worshipped and praised. It’s a typical god Life until he finds Darling. A newer devotee to him, they’re to pretty to seem mortal. They even sing at his alters , they’re his little song bird, his mortal his favourite. But him being him posing as a mere mortal himself just to swoon them or maybe he will come as his full godly self promising his little song bird a life of luxury for the price of forever being his and by his side. If they reject him maybe he traps his little songbird in a pretty cage all doll up until they accept his love or if Darling does accept, it was as he promised but one wrong move or one thing he takes the wrong way it’s in the cage(albeit a very luxurious and comfy gaint like bird cage or room) to be there until they learned their lesson. Besides he had to keep his dear song bird alive though definitely not afraid to kill others who they care about or looks at them the wrong way.

Pfft I’m sorry I just read all of the XD and God!Technoblade and I had ideas for Wilbur if you write this I hope you enjoy the prompt if not enjoy the ideas! - 🥀

Y'all really like the DSMP gods...:)

Triggers: obsessive behaviors, possessive behavior, forcing someone to rely on someone else, mention of kidnapping, mention of stalking, mention of religion and worship (not a real religion), mention of being put in a bird cage. And yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Wilbur

Your voice would be like nothing he had ever heard before.

You were new to this religion, and got into it because of one of your friends.

So you decided to just go to one of the services and see what it was all about.

And one service turned into many.

Many turned into you studying the religion inside and out.

Studying the religion caused you to become an even more active member of the church.

You were one of the top worshipers in your church.

And who did you praise and pray to?

Wilbur Soot, the god of music and past.

You loved him and all his creations, but you thought that he was too great of a god, so he would never notice you.

Oh how wrong you were, dear song bird.

He had been watching you for a while.

And he was always listening when you sang at his altar.

Your voice always stuck out to him.

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But things eventually came to a point where he couldn't watch from afar any longer.

He needed to talk to you.

And hold you.

And see you on eye level.

But Wilbur knew he couldn't just walk up to you in a godly form.

So he decided to become one of your kind.

And that is what he did.

The only thing that really changed appearance was his lack of extra arms, halo and the golden glow around him.

And of course he didn't want to immediately jump on top of you.

No, that wouldn't be very godly.

So Wilby started out slowly.

He began to go to his own services to see you, and he tried to pump himself up to go talk to you..

But the courage always seemed to immediately leave him at the last minute.

Until one day, Wilbur ignored that lack of confidence and kept walking up to you.

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"Hey-! Um…(Name) wasn't it?.."

"Hm? Oh yeah. How can I help you?"

His heart was going a million miles a minute, "Well...I wanted to say that your voice was beautiful.."

And after you thanked him, that's all that was said that day.

But instead of Wilbur being disappointed in his lack of conversation, he was over the moon.

He was happy for the rest of the day.

You actually responded to him!

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And that's how things were for the next few months.

Him coming up to you after services and talking.

Both your conversations slowly got longer and longer.

And more and more enjoyable.

Until one day, Wilbur gathered up the balls to ask you out.

But….

You rejected him…

How…

How could you…?

Do you not know how much time he has put into you?...

His...his little song bird…

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Hey-hey...but that's alright!

He'll just have to take you with a little more force.

Wilbur won't take you while you are conscious.

No, he won't want to deal with your struggling while he is still this angry.

So he'll take you while you sleep and place you into your new home.

What is your new home?

Well a golden bird cage of course!

You'll have a wonderful bed of man blankets and fluffy pillows.

He'll also have a small swing in there for you.

The cage will also have a few other things that you enjoy in there.

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Wilbur will expect you to sing to him daily while he works.

And Wilbur will be the one you rely on.

You're hungry and want food?

Sure, but only if he is feeding it to you.

Need help getting to sleep?

Sure, but only if he is the one helping you get to sleep.

Now there are ways to get out of the cage.

Like sucking up to Wilbur and behaving.

But if you're a naughty little song bird and disobey.

You're not getting out anytime soon.

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In short: maybe try accepting his request for a date?

Word count: 653

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Probably not gonna post again, sorry

Just not in the right head space rn

i love your yandere schlatt stuff it’s always my favorite

Aw thank you! Maybe when requests open back up you can request some schlatt stuff :)