Shoutout To All My Aromantic Asexual Agender People Out There. Yall Just Took A Look At The World And

shoutout to all my aromantic asexual agender people out there. y’all just took a look at the world and said “no”

Okay, consider this… how would Schlatt and Wilbur (separately, I don’t think a darling could handle the two of them together) be like with a Blob!Darling?

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Triggers: obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, Mention of extreme aggression, separation issues, mention of insanity, Mention of not being okay in the head, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

To be honest Schlatt would be a complete ass.

He would see you one day and just say, "yep, I want that."

And from that day forward, you were always near Schlatt.

I don't think he would even consider you to be a lover.

He would more likely just see you as a pet.

A small pet that no one else wanted, but him.

So in that same logic you are his.

No one else wanted you so he went out of his way to keep you.

"Be grateful"

Will be a phrase that you hear a lot coming from this man.

Schlatt won't actually be that rude to you.

He is more likely to be much more gentle with you.

Schlatt will likely make you either sit on his head or his shoulder throughout the day.

You're not leaving his side, you're the only thing that's stuck around long enough.

Being so small can come with up and down sides.

Like an upside, you can see his more vulnerable side and see the more gentle Schlatt.

Meanwhile a downside is that you are also the one he complains to.

And when he complains he can get a bit aggressive like throwing things around.

But he won't actually hurt you.

Schlatt will sometimes take you out on little adventures around the white house, those are fun times.

100% Schlatt will hold you like a stuffed animal in his sleep.

There is no way around it.

You have your place right next to him.

That is how it has been for a while, and how it will be.

For a long time.

You can't get away from him, even if you don't like it.

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In short: it's not the worst experience in the world, but if you're not super clingy, I would recommend avoiding this man.

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Wilbur

Wilbur with a blob lover would be odd.

I have a feeling that you found him first.

Like he was just relaxing in the forest one day, and you waddle up to him.

And that started the bond of you too.

Like Schlatt, I don't think Wilbur would see you as a lover.

But more of an animal companion.

Though, that doesn't mean the experience isn't any less.

Wilbur would probably start out with visiting every day or every-other-day.

Then one day he took you home with him.

That would be the last time you ever left that house without Wilbur.

It's nothing new that Wilbur is an unstable individual.

So don't be surprised when Wilbur starts to act more and more clingy.

It doesn't matter if you can't talk back, you're one of the things that hasn't been fucked over in his life.

Wilbur will be sweet to you, but in a concerning way.

He'll mumble to you about his old plans, or how he views the world.

He'll ramble on about the beauty of destruction and explosives.

And if you're being honest, it's scary to hear about.

The way Wilbur holds you against himself is tight, like someone is going to rip you away from him.

But don't shake too much if you get scared.

Wilbur will notice, and he'll look at you with an insane look and ask you repeatedly.

"What? Are you scared of me too? I thought we were friends…"

This can lead into a mental breakdown that you'll have to deal with.

Wilbur will also make you still with him, hip-and-hip, all day long.

It doesn't matter how busy Wilbur is that day, you are with him.

He's too scared to lose you.

And that fear will eat at him if you aren't with him.

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In short: it's probably a bit scarier being a blob and being a darling of Wilbur's...

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Thanks for reading!

Midnight is the hour of sudden productivity, it seems. And also the hour when I get all my best ideas

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Ikr like I just sit up from a deep sleep and am like "clean, clean, clean, work, work, work, clean, productive, productive, productive,"

It’s okay if you’re not in the right headspace rn, take the time you need. Don’t force yourself to write anything if you can’t. If we as the chat can send in anytiing to try and help, just tell us and I’m sure we’ll do it.

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Thanks for the support my chat of hungry hungry hippos. I will take time to just debrief and I will have plenty of food for you all next week

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Well, if I do take you up on that offer, I’ll wait until requests are open to send it in. I might have to write down what I remember for when they do open, though

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No, it's alright. You have my permission to send it in, just don't expect it to come out at any point soon lol, I have quite a few asks

Okay but then the serotonin that comes from being productive is unreal, it always feels good to get things done-

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Honestly tho