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A/n: This is my first work on my new blog and I hope you guys enjoyed it!

Warning: use of “Toots” and “Missy”, Pure fluff

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Cuddled up in his bed, Jambo and Mister entangled in the sheets with me. It feels like I’ve been waiting here for hours. Doom scrolling through TikTok could only hold be over for so long. Schlatt had said he’d only be an hour or two, but glancing at the time of my phone if is almost 3 am. Four hours I’ve been waiting for him to finish his editing and join me for some well deserved cuddles and maybe a love, but at this rate I’ll be luck if our internal time zones will ever sync up.

As much as it pains me to get out of the plush sheets, and disturb the cats, I know I had to get him to bed. He works way to hard and as much as he likes to deny it, he needs his breaks. I slip on my rammie slippers I had stolen from his closet and waddled my way down the hall and into his office. I gently pushed the door open and saw the grouch, slouched in his office car. He truly did look awful, his hair untamed and the dark circles under his eyes way more visible.

He still hadn’t noticed me so I walked over to him and wrapped my hands around his shoulders, hiding my face in his neck, searching for any sort of warmth from him. He let out a low groan, and moved his head in order to look back at his monitor. I slowly peppered kisses along his neck and up his stubble until I reached his cheeks. He still had yet to pay me any mind. I sighed and retracted my head. I knew he was stubborn and once he was in the zone of editing it was so hard to get him out of it.

I started to run my hands along his neck and along the hem of his shirt. He cringed slightly at the coldness of my touch, but I continued and reached my hand into his sweatshirt and became to run my hands along his warm chest. This actions finally pulled Schlatt from his trance and he looked up at me.

“What’s wrong, toots? What are you still doing up?” He leaned into my arm and let out a content sigh. “I could be asking you the same thing. You said you were going to come to bed hours ago, I wanted to spend some time with you.”

Schlatt have an apologetic look, “I’m so sorry, I lost track of time and I just assumed you’d be asleep by now.” I pulled away from him and made my way in front of him, sitting on his lap, my legs hanging off the arms of his office chair. His arms snaked around my legs and held me close, my head resting on his chest. We sat there, relishing in each others company, this is what I had been craving all night.

“How has the video been coming along?” I mumbled. “Fine, just taking longer than I expected. Didn’t realize how much I had to subtitle it.” I hummed and ran my hands h see his sweatshirt, my hands freezing.

“You are so cold. Let’s get you to bed, missy.” Schlatt then got up, carrying me bridal style into his bedroom. I could feel myself slipping into sleep as soon as I was placed on the bed. I could feel Schlatt begin to walk away, I met out a whisper in my sleepy state, “Please don’t leave…”

“I’m not, toots, just changing.” I could hear drawers opening and closing with a little rustling, then I feel the bed sink next to me, and on instinct I rest right in his arms, head resting on his chest. As I began to fall into slumber, Schlatt kissed my forehead mumbling “I love you.”

An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

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Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

can i request some fluff for yandere jschlatt? him being ok with affection for once?? ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Oh....I don't know...your asking a lot.. but..fine I guess just this once /j

Triggers: Angst, mention of mental break down, mention of being drunk. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

First off. It’s not like Schlatt isn’t already affectionate.

It’s just the only time he ever shows it is when you're asleep.

He doesn’t want to risk showing anyone his weak side.

Not even his beloved darling.

But the rare time when he does show you affection is when he’s drunk and has a mental breakdown.

He’ll be crying and throwing shit around in his office.

You’ll hear the racket from your desk outside his doors.

The amount of crashes and pounding scares and worries you.

So it won't take you long to bust through those two heavy oak doors.

But once you do, thetheg sight will be a surprising one.

~

Schlatt will be sitting in the middle of scattered papers, brokens pens, a busted chair or two, and broken glass.

Maybe even more.

He’ll stink from all the alcohol.

There will somehow be blood on the floor.

But that's not the surprising part.

It’s his face.

Yes, his normal resting bitch face was broken.

His usual, cocky smirk was gone.

Wiped away like someone had just erased it and drew on this new unknown expression.

Tears will be spilling from his still face.

His ears will be dropped down as far down as they could go.

His bushy eyebrows will be frowned and his eyes will be filled with nothing, sadness and regret.

“Schlatt…?”

“(Name)…”

He will greet you weakly.

“What happened? Are…you alright? Do you need me to get you something?”

Schlatt will look at you with his broken and saddened expression, while motioning for you to come closer.

You were hesitant, but you walked closer, careful to not step on any broken glass.

When you finally walk into arms reach, he’ll pull you down onto the floor with him.

This will take you by surprise, but he won’t be letting go.

So you better get comfortable.

Schlatt will have his back against his desk, while he’ll be holding you in a bridal-like style in his lap.

Your head will be against his chest, while Schlatt will be quiet for a while.

He’ll just place soft kisses on your head, or just rest his chin or cheek on your head.

At this current moment, is recommended you play with either his hands, hair, or horns.

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Schlatt will eventually open up, and he’ll talk in slurred words.

But, what can you expect from an emotional drunk man?

“I’m sorry for the way I treated you.”

“Sometimes I wonder why you stick around..”

“How are you not angry with me?”

“Do you ever think about leaving?”

“How can you not resent me?”

“Don’t you ever get tired of my tantrums? I know I would.”

“I never ask for your opinion on things, I’m just afraid that you won’t agree with me and you’ll be upset with my opinion…”

“I love you (Name).”

Are just some things he’ll say.

It’s probably best to just let him talk, and not say anything.

He just likes to have someone there to listen to.

This little venting session will last for a few hours.

And during all of it Schlatt will sprinkle in about how much he loves you.

~

After the venting session Schlatt will be very clinging in bed.

He’ll spoon you and hold you by the waist, while whispering how perfect you are.

And maybe leaving soft little kisses on your neck.

The next day, he’ll remember every part of that night.

But it's still best not to bring it up.

But you’ll notice that Schlatt will be a little more gentle with you after that.

~

In short: It’s not all that bad. Just don’t be a dick about it. :)

Word count: 609

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Thanks for reading!

Okay, consider this… how would Schlatt and Wilbur (separately, I don’t think a darling could handle the two of them together) be like with a Blob!Darling?

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:)

Triggers: obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, Mention of extreme aggression, separation issues, mention of insanity, Mention of not being okay in the head, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

To be honest Schlatt would be a complete ass.

He would see you one day and just say, "yep, I want that."

And from that day forward, you were always near Schlatt.

I don't think he would even consider you to be a lover.

He would more likely just see you as a pet.

A small pet that no one else wanted, but him.

So in that same logic you are his.

No one else wanted you so he went out of his way to keep you.

"Be grateful"

Will be a phrase that you hear a lot coming from this man.

Schlatt won't actually be that rude to you.

He is more likely to be much more gentle with you.

Schlatt will likely make you either sit on his head or his shoulder throughout the day.

You're not leaving his side, you're the only thing that's stuck around long enough.

Being so small can come with up and down sides.

Like an upside, you can see his more vulnerable side and see the more gentle Schlatt.

Meanwhile a downside is that you are also the one he complains to.

And when he complains he can get a bit aggressive like throwing things around.

But he won't actually hurt you.

Schlatt will sometimes take you out on little adventures around the white house, those are fun times.

100% Schlatt will hold you like a stuffed animal in his sleep.

There is no way around it.

You have your place right next to him.

That is how it has been for a while, and how it will be.

For a long time.

You can't get away from him, even if you don't like it.

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In short: it's not the worst experience in the world, but if you're not super clingy, I would recommend avoiding this man.

Word count: 305

Wilbur

Wilbur with a blob lover would be odd.

I have a feeling that you found him first.

Like he was just relaxing in the forest one day, and you waddle up to him.

And that started the bond of you too.

Like Schlatt, I don't think Wilbur would see you as a lover.

But more of an animal companion.

Though, that doesn't mean the experience isn't any less.

Wilbur would probably start out with visiting every day or every-other-day.

Then one day he took you home with him.

That would be the last time you ever left that house without Wilbur.

It's nothing new that Wilbur is an unstable individual.

So don't be surprised when Wilbur starts to act more and more clingy.

It doesn't matter if you can't talk back, you're one of the things that hasn't been fucked over in his life.

Wilbur will be sweet to you, but in a concerning way.

He'll mumble to you about his old plans, or how he views the world.

He'll ramble on about the beauty of destruction and explosives.

And if you're being honest, it's scary to hear about.

The way Wilbur holds you against himself is tight, like someone is going to rip you away from him.

But don't shake too much if you get scared.

Wilbur will notice, and he'll look at you with an insane look and ask you repeatedly.

"What? Are you scared of me too? I thought we were friends…"

This can lead into a mental breakdown that you'll have to deal with.

Wilbur will also make you still with him, hip-and-hip, all day long.

It doesn't matter how busy Wilbur is that day, you are with him.

He's too scared to lose you.

And that fear will eat at him if you aren't with him.

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In short: it's probably a bit scarier being a blob and being a darling of Wilbur's...

Word count: 317

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Thanks for reading!

Waffle has arrived.

God schlatt with a compliant darling.

That's it. That's the tweet.

(Gender neutral pls)

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Ooo god schlatt

Triggers: mention of killing/torturing, mention of being forced to kill, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Schlatt

God schlatt- is a huge ass mess.

We all know Schlatt would be god of Wine, and lust.

He is a greedy bastard, but one of the more powerful gods.

Schlatt as a god would be a delusional and possessive yandere.

And he actually treats you somewhat nicer than human Schlatt.

Especially since you're compliant.

Unlike human Schlatt, God Schlatt won't get bored with you.

As a matter of fact, he'll likely be more entertained with you.

I mean how far will you go for him?

He wants to push those boundaries to the max.

Even if that means breaking you a little.

But hey, you being compliant means he won't have to waste his time on meaningless punishments.

Are you fighting him and/or going against him.

Schlatt is going to take advantage of your willingness.

He's gonna make you get your hands dirty, all while he sits back and watches.

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He would love to be sitting up in his throne sipping his wine, while you are down in the mortal world killing thousands.

He would love it even more if you came back with wide and scared eyes.

Him knowing that all that trauma that plays back in your mind is caused by him.

After all, you do love him.

And do it for him.

You would willingly go out, murder, and come back with blood on your hands for him.

Does that just make you so happy? It makes him happy.

~

What makes this even better is you do all of that, without a complaint.

~

But as a reward for being such a good little darling you get to sit on the lap of the great god of wine.

Schlatt would make sure to give you all the riches you've ever wanted to keep you semi happy.

Even if it doesn't work... just try to pretend..

~

But a huge downside of the great god schlatt is his constant lack of responsible decision making.

Or his lack thereof being able to make decisions.

You could hold the two options of being able to create a whole new world, Or have a glass of wine in front of his face and he wouldn't be able to make that decision.

So another big part of your relationship with this god is sitting there and choosing A. or B.

Blue or Red.

1 or 2.

And on.

And on.

And on.

There are times when you will question how the hell this man made it to becoming a god.

Let alone how he is still alive.

~

In short: When it comes down to it. You are dealing with a god that loves you, but is not good at showing it. And can't make decisions for shit-.

Word count: 455

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Imagine

Compliant darling

Buff but sensitive darling child (Platonic)

Bold darling

Out spoken puppy darling

Forehead kisses

Drunk mental break down

God schlatt with a compliant darling

Blob darling

Domain traveler (God! Schlatt)

Why the gods see you as they do.

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last updated 03-17-2024

JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ

❥ mutual break up series

❥ interview

❥ short reader

❥ activist reader

❥ trans masc reader

❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt

❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga

❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2

❥ drunk schlatt n his gf

❥ confident over text, shy irl

❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o

❥ famous metal gf

❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush

❥ first kiss

❥hitting a creep

❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2

❥ first time smoking w him

❥ bimbo reader,

❥ valentine’s day

❥ sub schlatt

❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

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❥ comforting him

❥ home sick

❥ hugs from behind

❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2

❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad

❥ schlatt gets sick

❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you

❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet

❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time

❥ vtuber s/o

❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2

❥ sensitive waist

❥ inappropriate songs

❥ crunchy gf thoughts

❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings

❥ getting you to sleep

❥ british s/o

❥ finding you online

❥ kissing you on stream

❥ breeding kink

❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs

❥ sensitive nipples

❥ oblivious s/o

❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs

❥ eating u out on a call

❥ comfort

❥ shaking ass laying down

❥ FWB

❥ Lingerie

❥ short s/o

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