(not A Request) Imagine The Chaos If Somehow A Darling Managed To Catch The Attention Of All The DSMP

(not a request) imagine the chaos if somehow a darling managed to catch the attention of all the DSMP gods. That poor person will never get a break ever.

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Haha....

Yeah, there is only one alternative for you. Death.

Art by @ionomycin

Just a heads up! It is like I will not be posting today. Sorry

Waffle has arrived.

God schlatt with a compliant darling.

That's it. That's the tweet.

(Gender neutral pls)

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Ooo god schlatt

Triggers: mention of killing/torturing, mention of being forced to kill, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Schlatt

God schlatt- is a huge ass mess.

We all know Schlatt would be god of Wine, and lust.

He is a greedy bastard, but one of the more powerful gods.

Schlatt as a god would be a delusional and possessive yandere.

And he actually treats you somewhat nicer than human Schlatt.

Especially since you're compliant.

Unlike human Schlatt, God Schlatt won't get bored with you.

As a matter of fact, he'll likely be more entertained with you.

I mean how far will you go for him?

He wants to push those boundaries to the max.

Even if that means breaking you a little.

But hey, you being compliant means he won't have to waste his time on meaningless punishments.

Are you fighting him and/or going against him.

Schlatt is going to take advantage of your willingness.

He's gonna make you get your hands dirty, all while he sits back and watches.

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He would love to be sitting up in his throne sipping his wine, while you are down in the mortal world killing thousands.

He would love it even more if you came back with wide and scared eyes.

Him knowing that all that trauma that plays back in your mind is caused by him.

After all, you do love him.

And do it for him.

You would willingly go out, murder, and come back with blood on your hands for him.

Does that just make you so happy? It makes him happy.

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What makes this even better is you do all of that, without a complaint.

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But as a reward for being such a good little darling you get to sit on the lap of the great god of wine.

Schlatt would make sure to give you all the riches you've ever wanted to keep you semi happy.

Even if it doesn't work... just try to pretend..

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But a huge downside of the great god schlatt is his constant lack of responsible decision making.

Or his lack thereof being able to make decisions.

You could hold the two options of being able to create a whole new world, Or have a glass of wine in front of his face and he wouldn't be able to make that decision.

So another big part of your relationship with this god is sitting there and choosing A. or B.

Blue or Red.

1 or 2.

And on.

And on.

And on.

There are times when you will question how the hell this man made it to becoming a god.

Let alone how he is still alive.

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In short: When it comes down to it. You are dealing with a god that loves you, but is not good at showing it. And can't make decisions for shit-.

Word count: 455

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Thanks for reading.

Very stupid little thing I thought of, but Momo as a yandere could technically just buy you

One day you’re living your life, the next you’ve just been b o u g h t

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Bet

Triggers: mention of being bought, readers life being destroyed, mention of being kidnapped (?), Dreams being ruined, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Momo

You were rich as hell, but you weren't begging on the street for money either.

You were a middle class child, living with your parents.

Sure they had some debts to pay, but they were the average ones.

Student loans, bank loans, car payments, the normal stuff.

And honestly, you never thought about it that much.

You had a minimum wage job that you worked after school.

And you even went to one of the country's best hero schools.

So least to say your life was fairly average.

You were in Class 1-B, but you tended to hang out with 1-A most of the time.

Their class just seemed to have such a great bond.

Shit, sometimes Mr. Aizawa would even let you train with Class 1-A.

He said you were a special case, kinda like Shinou.

You did tend to hang out with Jiro, Momo, and that friend group.

They were relaxed and just fun to hang around.

The other day, you had finally gotten the confirmation that, alongside Shinou, you would be transferring into class 1-A.

Holding the promise that you would work hard and not lag behind.

Life was going great for you.

And nothing seemed to bring you down.

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You had just got home, and announced your presence in the house.

As you took off your shoes and walked in, you peeked inside the living room to find your parents sitting with a man and your classmate, Momo Yaoyorozu.

"Oh..was I interrupting something? Why is Momo-chan here?" You asked, straightening yourself up.

Your parents told you to sit down, and they would explain it all to you.

As you sat down, you soon learned that your world came crashing down.

Your parents and the strange man explained to you that you had been bought, and sold to Momo's family.

Upon figuring this out, you felt tears begin to leak from your eyes.

Momo was quick to comfort you, and come to your side.

And all you had was one question on your mind.

"Why?..."

This single question seemed to shake the entire room.

YOU were told it was to help pay your parents debt.

But in reality, there was a bit of threatening to your parents involved.

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The next day you had packed up your things and left the house.

Not like you had a choice.

Normally anyone would be ecstatic about getting your limousine, but it only made you sick.

Shortly after settling into your new "home."

This is when Momo's yandere traits will start to set in. ( I can do her primary yandere headcanons if requested).

But soon you'll find you, you've been drawn from UA.

Why?

Because Momo wants to be your prime source of money and care.

And this is only the set up for your future.

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In short: This is completely possible. And likely the way things will go down, and this is Momo's way of kidnapping you. Good luck.

Word count: 490

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Thanks for reading!

Art by Juho Laitila