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I have no clue if it’s just me being touchstarved (I have no clue if that’s what is actually happening or if I just don’t understand) or what, but the idea of just having a relaxed evening with the two? Techno quietly reading on one side while Dream messes with his weapons on the other? In Techno’s house, in the cold, with two most likely warm people next to me? That’s the good shit, man.

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It honestly sounds really nice. Like especially if you can have like a gaming system or like music or something with you. (I'm listening to music 90% of the time) that wood be great. I honestly think this match would fit you the most.

Man I can’t decide on just one, I can’t decide between 1 or 3… but if I had to choose I think 1.

But another thing that I wanted to say is just reading that most recent request, I forgot that they were meant to be yanderes for a moment and was thinking about how peaceful it could be to live with Techno and Dream… and then I remembered and realised it would be very stressful

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Lol yeah ... That entire situation kinda reminded me of like the stereotypical divorced parent stories with reader being the kid-

Hey everyone, so after the two posts that I will be posting today, I won't post likely for a little bit. I'll be working on this oneshot I've been putting off. Thank you. :)

Hi, if yandere dreamXD and yandere God technoblade are both attracted to the same darling, then how will it turns out?

Oh boy!

Triggers: possessive behavior, mention of war, mention of death, mention of isolation, god complex (?), reader being abandoned/ignored, unhealthy relationship, possessive behavior, mention of reader having to wear a color, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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DreamXD

God!Techno

Having these two gods both attracted to you at the same time is just asking for your physical world to be torn apart.

These two never really got along as gods.

Sure they both loved destruction, but XD liked calculated destruction.

He liked the kind of destruction that was someone’s mental state.

He liked watching people slowly crumble mentally and emotionally.

XD didn’t always do this destruction out of his inner sadist.

No, sometimes he does it out of pure curiosity.

He finds humans so interesting, the way they work and how they think.

He loves to watch your kind’s thought process.

The kind of yandere XD is a very manipulative yandere.

So, he knows how to play with you in every single way.

But, it's not easy to grab his attention.

You likely have to be more than dedicated to the religion of XD, he likes it when you pray to him.

But he also likes a darling that when they talk to him, they talk to him like he’s a normal person.

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Meanwhile, Techno is very different.

He doesn’t enjoy watching people slowly break mentally.

That's too slow and long of a process.

He’ll likely get bored.

But what he does enjoy is war among humans.

That is what he finds so interesting about your kind.

How humans can turn on each other so easily for their own selfish desire.

Techno loves how humans can be the bestest of buddies one minute and then no less than seconds later, trying to tear each other apart.

The human’s nature is unlike any other.

Techno prefers a darling that has a feisty attitude, and has balls to insult a god.

So in other words, if you insult this man, he will be quite amused.

Techno prefers a darling that isn’t a weak submissive thing.

He likes a little spice in his meals ;) ;)

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Having said that, how did you grab their attention?

Well, let's say you were trying to be a devoted follower to the XD church…but you would also sometimes snag some of the more pricey offerings and bring them to your other god. Technoblade.

But you would also do the same to Techno’s church.

This entertained Technoblade, he would find himself watching you with a smile whenever you would pull your little heist.

Meanwhile XD was highly displeased.

And Techno knowing XD he wasn’t surprised XD came stomping over to his temple.

“Technoblade” said a very displeased XD.

Techno sat on his throne at the top of his temple’s altar.

With his offerings right below him.

“Ah, welcome XD, what do I owe the pleasure of?”

XD scowled from behind the mask and spoke, “Explain to me why one of your followers is in MY church taking MY offerings and bringing them to YOU.”

“Ah, yes. The little thief human. I have noticed them suddenly bringing in offerings of much greater value that they couldn’t dream of owning before. Was that from your church?”

“Yes! And I-“

“Now, now, XD there is no need to get all worked up. For they have done the same to my church, and brought it to yours. It is quite cute how they think no one is watching. Yes?”

“What do you mean cute? They’ve been taking from you too? Why haven’t you done anything?”

“XD are you really that blinded by greed? And I haven’t done anything, because I have been awaiting your visit. Have you ever stopped to consider the little mortal simply wants attention from their gods?”

“I mean think about it. They go through all the effort to take and replace, when they could just take.”

Techno’s words stopped XD in his tracks.

As much as XD hated to admit it, Techno was right.

Why would you go through all that effort?

And dear reader, why would you?

Well, you had been ignored your entire life.

You were either too feisty and not submissive for the other village girls.

That's how they all acted, submissive and like flowers.

But you weren’t a flower..

Or you were too clingy and naïve for the boys in the village.

You would just drag them down.

No one ever even paid any attention to you anymore.

That's when you found XD and Techno’s religion.

It gave you a purpose.

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So after a few months of your little game and back and forth talks between Techno and XD.

They had come to an agreement that they would take you.

And the planned for this to work out.

But oh how wrong they were.

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Living with these two is almost exactly like living with normal Technoblade and Dream.

Except…their gods..

But, slowly this little schedule would start to fall apart.

There will be much so much more fighting, and there is no “Toning it down” with these two.

They will yell, punch, brawl, insult, and everything else in the book.

And eventually it will start a war between these two and their followers.

And you?

You’ll be locked up, forced to watch.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate it, they won’t have mercy.

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Now, normally you get two options with these kinds of head canons of how things will end with each yandere is like after they win.

But, that's not how this works.

The winner, no matter what, is XD.

He is the OG.

The gods do gods.

And he will always win.

He touched his cold heart when he found out you stole for him, just for a shred of your attention.

So he will win.

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And what’s it like after words?

Prepare to have a leash around your neck constantly.

He will forever be on guard, and you will never leave his side.

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In short: you're fucked in the end because of your selfishness, reader. Good Luck~

Word count: 966

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could you do more of that (platonic) child darling thing you did with schlatt? like with either dream, or technoblade. no pressure!

I got you! Dream with a child reader... oh boy...

Triggers: possessive behavior, manipulative behavior, dream using child reader, mention of anxiety, god complex (?), And yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

---Dream---

Having Dream mixed with a child is a bad idea.

We already know this…**coughcough** tommy**coughcough**

So, let's say, Dream is like an older brother to you.

It will be one..mixed up relationship.

I will put readers in the age of 8-10.

You are young and naive, but not stupid.

You lack experience in the world, and Dream definitely took advantage of this.

Starting from when you were at the ripe age of 5 Dream had been training you at PVP combat.

Day and night he had been working for you. He made you hunt in the brisk hours of the morning.

Train in fighting till dusk, and teach you basic household skills at night.

Your normal bed time was about 12 in the morning. And you would only get 4-5 hours of sleep a night.

That is unless it was your break day.

Every Sunday Dream would let you sleep and do as you please.

But if you wanted to train more..he wasn’t going to say no.

But that is how your daily life has been.

Along with Dream squeezing in schooling somehow into your day to day life. You would have 3, 45 minutes lessons a day.

This was your life.

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..

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You knew Dream and you were not biological and that was okay to you.

But you still saw him as your older brother.

Even if he was really mean sometimes, and you caught him trying to manipulate you a few times.

What matters is he saved you.

You don’t know how, but he did.

He refuses to tell you because “You're not ready to handle it.”

But you didn’t need a story to look up to him.

You know that Dream meant good deep down.

He just never knew how to show it.

But on rare occasions, you could see a peak of his kindness.

Like one time:

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The thunder was loud, and it roared through the forest, making the tickets of oaks tremble at its sound.

You always hated thunderstorms.

They gave you anxiety that you might get struck by lightning.

And Dream knew this.

That's why when he heard you beginning to cry from the sounds.

He walked into your room, and laid with you till things calmed down.

To distract you, Dream told you stories of his glorious and odd adventures and of when he and George were still friends.

It was great.

You looked at him with hope filled eyes the entire time.

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Now just because Dream was kind to you, (in his own ways), doesn’t mean he was still Dream.

Dream saw you as a successor for himself, so he needed to train you to be as great as he is.

At first he thought you were gonna be a chores, and you were at first.

But that's before he started to pick up, you were a fast learner, and he had to understand you wouldn’t know things right away.

Dream also took you in hopes of filling some of his loneliness and it worked.

He was torn in half about you.

One part wanted to use you and throw you away like everything else.

You were nothing but a tool, and a dumb tool at that.

But the other part of him actually liked you.

You were like the only family that he had.

And he wanted to protect that.

But least to say, he is still as possessive as ever.

He won't let you leave the house by yourself.

You have to constantly be in his line of sight.

And he’s really stricted.

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But least to say, he’s got a whole other storm coming when teenager years come along.

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In short: I wouldn’t trust Dream with a Kid. No no.

Word count: 625

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