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Wanda, I know we can’t stay like this, but before I go, I feel I must know… what am I?

You, Vision, are the piece of the mind stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you’re my love.

I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now, a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We’ve said goodbye before, so it stands to reason…

We’ll say hello again.

So long, darling.

WandaVision (2020)

❝But what is grief, if not love persevering?❞ ❝In a real magic act, everything is fake.❞ ❝This is our home.❞    ❝ Then let’s fight for it.❞ ❝She’s one split end away from cutting her own bangs!❞ ❝We can’t reverse death.❞  ❝I don’t understand this power, but I will.❞ ❝It’s not like your dead husband can die twice!❞ ❝You are my sadness and my hope, but mostly you’re my love.❞ ❝I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.❞ ❝This is your only warning.❞ ❝The urge to run from this feeling is powerful.❞ ❝You tied your family to this chaotic world and now one can’t exist without the other.❞ ❝Thanks for the lesson, but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.❞ ❝I’ll let you keep this pathetic corner of the world all to yourself.❞ ❝We are an unusual couple.❞ ❝They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.❞ ❝I’ve been feeling weird-ie all day.❞ ❝My mother-in-law is in town, so I wasn’t.❞ ❝You have no idea what you have unleashed.❞ ❝You’re gonna need me.❞   ❝Life moves pretty fast in the suburbs.❞ ❝I am not what you say I am.❞ ❝The world’s not the same as you left it.❞ ❝The only way forward is back.❞ ❝Because family is forever.❞ ❝I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just….endless nothingness.❞ ❝It can’t all be sorrow, can it?❞ ❝Don’t use the last 5 years as an excuse to be a coward!❞  ❝We could never truly leave each other, even if we tried.❞ ❝You don’t get to make that choice for me!❞ ❝Who knows what might be next?❞ ❝And all we had to do was be ourselves.❞ ❝Perhaps the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages.❞ ❝She believed you’d come back.❞ ❝It doesn’t really speak to my skill set.❞ ❝I did not break your rules!❞ ❝Please - I can be good!❞ ❝We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason…we’ll say hello again.❞ ❝I can fix it.❞ ❝You were born for this.❞ ❝Power isn’t your problem, it’s knowledge.❞ ❝This world you made will always be broken. Just like you.❞ ❝I read somewhere that it’s bad luck to say goodbye in the dark.❞ ❝Perhaps I just wanted to see you clearly.❞ ❝So long, darling.❞

Why I love Alfred Pennyworth.

ATLA Characters as "What would you do if you were turned back into a baby?" Textposts

Based off of this post.

(Image Description:

Image 1: This is a screenshot of Iroh. A text box reads, "You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?"

Image 2: This is a screenshot of Zuko. A text box reads, "Fix all my mistakes and get my fucking life together."

Image 3: This is a screenshot of Katara in her Painted Lady garb. A text box reads, "tell people i was sent as a warning/omen and scare them into fixing some of the world’s problems."

Image 4: This is a screenshot of Aang. A text box reads, "Enjoy the freedom from responsibilities, and then wow everyone with how many skills and how much knowledge I have at such a young age."

Image 5: This is a screenshot of Toph. A text box reads, "Wait for someone on the street to talk to my parents and then do the whole ‘aww she’s so cute’ thing and then I just go off on a super in depth monologue about the most random thing possible and watch as they freak the f out."

Image 6: This is a screenshot of Sokka. A text box reads, "Wait until I’m alone with a stranger and talk at length about physics."

Image 7: This is a screenshot of Suki. A text box reads, "Start a mob Girl Scout group."

Image 8: This is a screenshot of Azula. A text box reads, "My plans would not change. WORLD DOMINATION.”

Image 9: This is a screenshot of Ty Lee. A text box reads, "live my best baby life."

Image 10: This is a screenshot of Mai. A text box reads, "randomly turn to look random people in the eyes and say; No One will Ever believe you."

Image 11: This is a screenshot of Yue. A text box reads, "Have a childhood."

Image 12: This is a screenshot of Haru. A text box reads, "Wait til i get old enough to go to high school and... Still be too shy to talk to girls."

Image 13: This is a screenshot of Jin. A text box reads, "I start juggling whatever three semi-round objects are in the vicinity."

Image 14: This is a screenshot of Jet with Smellerbee and Longshot behind him. A text box from Jet’s perspective reads, "eat shit and sleep." A text box from Smellerbee’s perspective reads, "Punctuation matters." in response.

End Image Description.)

A kindly remainder that this man is responsible of separating the avengers, exploit the UN, killing dozens of people including the king of FUCKING Wakanda, destroyed the winter soldier program, controlling Bucky, manipulating everyone and everything at his favor, killed Nagel and more people, destroyed the last super soldier serums, escaped the Doraj Milaje like el fucking chapo and succeeded arranged the murders of the last super soldiers with his butler without moving from his cell.

And he doesn’t even have super powers.

WHEW! A Part 2 to this post I made the other day. 

I WAS going to make it nicer and not as sketchy, but I thought it should match Part 1 and I was also running out of time for finale episode predictions before it released on Friday, so sketchy look it is! Enjoy your pain!

Ashoka: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Obi-wan: Wasn't Anakin with you?

Anakin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Anakin: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Obi-Wan: Twelve, actually.

Anakin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Obi-Wan: Yours!

Anakin: That's right: no one's.

Dr. Raynor: You will machete through this!

Dr. Raynor: *make it

Dr. Raynor: do not machete your way through this

Bucky: too late

Dr. Raynor: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Bucky: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Sam: John Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Sam: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three

Sam: One, two, three

Sam:

Bucky:

Sam: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us

Bucky: Rules were made to be broken!

Sam: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

Your honor, I love him.

Marvel: Zemo is evil !!

Zemo: *wears a fur coat, dances in the club, has great comebacks, literally rich and just vibing*

Me:

Heroes of Olympus characters as random tweets

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Piper McLean

Leo Valdez

Frank Zhang

Hazel Levesque

Nico Di Angelo

Will Solace

Coach Hedge

Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Fully inspired by @simpingforpjo ♡

Tim*walking around, trying to find Cass*: Cass? Cass, where are you?

Cass*is laying on the ground, surrounded by pigeons*: I fed them and now I am the Pigeon God.

Batfam as Songs

Just so u know it is just dick, jason, cass, bruce, damian, and tim. I would do alfred, but i can't encompass his awesomeness in a song.

Bruce Wayne (Batman):

Boss Bitch by Doja Cat (not clean I think)

Dick Grayson-Wayne (Nightwing)

Human by Christina Perri

Jason Todd-Wayne (Red Hood):

Blood in the Water by Grandson

Soldier by Samantha Jade

Tim Drake-Wayne (Red Raptor because I don’t want him to be named after a fast food place):

Survivor By Destiny’s Child

Cover by 2WEI

Damian Al Ghul-Wayne (Robin):

Silent Scream by Damien Dawn (oh my god his name even matches well... except for the spelling)

Cassandra Cain-Wayne (Black Bat):

I‘m Still Here by John Rznik

Hallelujah by Pentatonix

this was funnier when i was trying to fall asleep last night

Every friend group should include...

A himbo,

A mean bisexual,

An even meaner lesbian,

She/theys and he/theys

A token straight that’s on thin ice,

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized,  

And a short king

@bikoncon ‘s chat post of this made me cry laughing so i needed to doodle it

i feel like since Kon never was a kid himself it sometimes just does not occur to him that certain things shouldn’t be said around kids and it causes Tim (and everyone around them) so much pain 

Dc let Bruce be a dad.

young justice deserves a bouncy castle and bart takes matters into his own hands