Dick Grayson [as Batman]: Lets Get Down To Business

Dick Grayson [as batman]: Let’s get down to business

Dick Grayson [as batman]: to defeat the rogues

Dick Grayson [as batman]: did they send me metas

Dick Grayson [as batman]: when I asked for none

Dick Grayson [as batman]: *grabs Damian* you’re an orphaned, sad, and angry child

Dick Grayson [as batman]: and you haven’t got a clue

Dick Grayson [as batman]: *lifts Damian up like Simba from the Lion King* somehow I’ll make a Wayne out of YOU

Bruce [to Tim Drake]: Couldn’t you have just let me stay dead?

I love this addition!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Damigods-Daminette

Okay, so this is both a bullet-style answer and some scene, it’ll make sense hopefully

Also I’m tired and don’t want to fix my punctuation and grammatical stuff from when I was writing on the plane

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Camp Half-Blood just got a new camper: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, daughter of Morpheus (the god of sleep and dreams and stuff)Damian Wayne has been at camp for a long, long while. He lived with his ‘mother’ for a while, a woman who wasn’t actually his mother but an ex-lover of his father who was able to steal his son before he realized the child existed. When Damian was sent to his father at age nine, Bruce had no clue who he was. He believed what he was told– Talia was the boy’s mother. However, his true mother was a goddess. The goddess of strategy, war tactics, wisdom. Athena. This was revealed to him and his father about two years after his arrival in Gotham, when he started to exhibit abilities beyond a normal child’s, along with a strange attraction of paranormal creatures to the city soon after his arrival.The family was visited by a satyr (not Grover– this, for my own sanity, is taking place way after the PJO stuff. Everything is relatively peaceful rn. Go with it.), who suggested that Damian would be best suited to go to the camp to train and learn more about his heritage. Bruce agreed wholeheartedly, and there he went. He rarely returns to Gotham, and though he would never admit it, he misses the place a bit. He’ll probably go back when he’s of age, to take over the family business his father will undoubtedly leave to him, but for now he was stuck in the middle of what was basically Nowhere, New York.It’s been almost seven years since he arrived at camp when Marinette arrives, fully aware of her heritage and what is happening here. She was told when she was young about her true parentage, and was able to home some of her abilities on her own. Her dream and hypnotism capabilities were able to help her defeat Hawkmoth, and she was finally able to leave Paris and know it was safe. She had heard of the camp long before and wanted to visit, but this was her big chance. She would go for the summer, get some specialized training with her siblings, them go to fashion school in New York City in the fall.Damian and Marinette met by chance. It was her first Capture the Flag, and surprisingly, her team left her in charge of the flag. She was the final defense.Everything was going fine until Marinette heard a rustling in the bushes. Out came Damian, brandishing a sword and shield, letting out a battle cry.It was an intense sight, to say the least.Marinette may not have been as skilled with a sword, but she did have a few tricks up her sleeve. After a few minutes of fighting, Marinette had pinned Damian down on the grassy ground below them, both panting and looking at each other with a mixture of confusion and admiration.‘Impressive, for a newbie,’ Damian told her.‘I’m just going to take that as a compliment,’ she told him. 'And nice try.’'Thanks, but I wasn’t really trying to get the flag.’Oh, no.When Marinette turned around to check on the flag, she saw one of Damian’s teammates, a girl named Allegra (daughter of Apollo) running away with the flag. Marinette groaned.'Guess you still have some stuff to learn, huh?’ Damian told her before flipping her over so he was on top of her. 'Maybe next week.’When he got up and left, Marinette just sat on the ground for a few minutes, processing what had happened. She really had to up her game next week to impress that guy (she really thought he was cute, but also she hated him now because he tricked her in combat and that means war). Enemies to lovers ensues.

Daminette-- Legends/Roots

For @freeze-rae

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Damian and Marinette end up on a trip with the Legends of Tomorrow to track an akuma that ended up exactly where it shouldn't be The PAST! (It's like an opposite Timetagger, but not quite Timebreaker.) Somehow. Don't question it. (For those of you who watch Legends, you know how weird that show gets. Just go with it and everything will be fine, just fine) Current Waverider team-- Sara, Nate, Ray, Mick, Charlie, Zari, Mona, Ava (kinda) and Gary (kinda) Who's actually going to be relevant-- Sara, Mick, Ray, and Zari (the others are on their own mission or back at the Time Bureau HQ) Marinette and Damian are a bit reluctant to join the Legends. They respect the team, but they don't understand how they work At All. Both of them are used to a little more discipline, a little more structure. The Legends definitely don't roll like that. Marinette, fortunately, doesn't feel too many of the side effects from first-time time traveling. Damian, however, gets hit with a whole bunch of bad stuff. He does throw up, and he also gets hit with dizziness and speech issues. He hates it. He's basically incapacitated for the entirety of the mission. Poor kid. And where exactly did this mission take them into the past, you may ask? The day Marinette got her Miraculous. (Note: Damian and Marinette are nineteen in this AU, and Marinette got her Miraculous a few months before her fourteenth birthday). Marinette and the Legends have to protect her past from the rogue future akuma and make sure everything goes the way it's supposed to. But it's the Legends. Things don't go well. It gets a little crazy, where Fu almost doesn't give out the Miraculous and past! Marinette almost doesn't even do the thing that makes her worthy of the Ladybug title in Fu's eyes, but somehow things end up working out (albeit a little differently than before, not like Marinette will remember soon enough. It still doesn't change her present too much, though, just her origin story.) When Damian finally recovers (it really hit him hard), Marinette seems a little shaken up, so they go to a guest room on the ship to talk and relax a little, away from the Legends (who are notorious gossips and generally super nosy). They talk a bit about how weird it is to see your life from an outside view, who you were and what you could be (and Damian, though he didn't exactly experience the same thing, recounts the whole Heretic experience as a way of relating to Marinette) After they get home, they're a little more observant of their actions, what butterfly effects could change their lives, as well as being more observant to their own heritages and the cultures they came from. There are a lot of nights where they eat foods from their cultures and dance to their music in their little corner of Wayne Manor, forgetting the world for just a little while.

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED ON THIS FINE DAY

WITH IN ORDER EPISODES

I am LIVING

Photographs-- Lukanette

For @iggy-of-fans

(This one is more of a one-shot, and everyone is aged up)

Marinette wasn't expecting to find the photo when she went up to the attic for Spring Cleaning that year. There were so many boxes, she had barely remembered what was inside most of them. Old memorabilia, documents, various holiday decorations, etc. She thought she'd seen all of the photos from this day, but apparently she was wrong.

It was from her wedding day. There she was, in a dress she'd designed herself (white with a red sash, sweetheart neckline, detachable train), her hair in a simple updo, slightly smudged makeup on her face. She was passed out at a table at the reception, sleeping soundly against her groom's shoulder (he was also fast asleep). They were smiling even in their sleep, and in the background a few of their friends could be seen laughing at the exhausted couple. Mari had always been known for sleeping too much, but her new husband (she loved calling him her husband) had never fallen asleep in public like that. It had been a long day, though, and as much as both of them wanted to socialize and dance, they needed some rest.

"Mari? You okay up there?" a voice called up to the attic, concern evident in their tone. When Marinette came to her senses, she noticed it was dark outside the small window nearby. How long had she been up there? Did she zone out?

"I'm fine, Babe," she called back. "But you won't believe what I found!"

"What is it?"

"A wedding photo. I don't think I've ever seen this one before."

She heard her husband climbing up the stairs, and before she knew it he had his arms wrapped around her and was kissing her head. His still blue-dyed hair fell in front of her eyes and tickled her face, and she laughed. "Luka, have you ever seen this one? I knew we fell asleep for a little bit about halfway through, but I didn't think there was evidence!"

Luka held up the photo and scrunched up his nose in thought. Marinette always thought that was one of the most adorable quirks he had. "God, we look so young here. I can't believe it's been almost ten years since this," he said. "But no, I don't think I've seen this photo before. I wonder who took it."

"Maybe one of our parents?" Marinette suggested.

"You know what? It doesn't matter. I'm going to go out tomorrow and get a frame for this so we can hang it up in our room," he told her before kissing her head again. "I love you, Nette."

"I love you too, Luka. I--"

A cry from downstairs interrupted the couple's happy moment. But it wasn't a bad cry, not at all.

"Mama! Papa! I wanna play!" The young girl's voice reminded the pair that they couldn't stay up in the attic reminiscing forever. They had a little Melody to take care of, and they couldn't be happier.

Ooh, do you think any of Marinette's friends could show up? Chloe, Luka, Kagami, etc.?

The Camera Crew would be so confused by them lol 😂

batfamily on reality tv headcanons

The Beginnings

Bruce Wayne is approached by a popular reality TV studio with a specific request

They want the Waynes to appear in an episode of a show that follows prominent families to film their dynamics and ways of living

And it so happens that every bat kid LOVES THIS SHOW

They sometimes skip out on patrol to watch it as it airs

They easily get sucked into the drama

“Hey, did you see that Katie from the Mayron family disowned her daughter last night?”

“she WHAT??”

“Hey guys I love the show and everything but can we focus on the gun that pointed at my head right now? Thanks.”

Bruce, at Sunday dinner: “So everyone, for full transparency I must disclose that yesterday I was approached by the makers of some show called ‘Keep-’”

“YES YES 100% YES”

The Episode

It wasn’t even arguable at that point

Bruce went along with it, supposedly because turning it down would look “suspicious” but really he saw how happy it made his family

Their episode is WILD and widely regarded as the best one of the series

Starts out with a house tour led by Bruce and Alfred with meddling kids littered throughout the place

After that it follows them around a typical day and literally every scene is turned into a meme

Tim goes face first into a bowl of cereal after accidentally falling asleep at breakfast

The kids have a handstand contest to see who sits shotgun

There’s not enough room for all the kids in one car

Duke sits on Cass’ lap

Dick and Damian squeeze into the trunk between the jumper cables and a spare tire

Tim just jogs beside the car because he got there last

CARPOOL KARAOKE

Follows the kids getting ready for a press conference

No one can find Jason

Stephanie wears bright blue eyeshadow and refuses to take it off

Bruce goes to yell at Dick but literally cycles through every other name before he gives up

This happens

After the popularity, Bruce is again approached for a spinoff series

*deep sigh* “I can’t do this again…. I’m too weak…”

Notable Quotes

“And here’s the grand staircase whose- *loud crash* -railings are not intended to be a sliding board, Richard-”

Jason: “And here’s my room. Well, it was my room until some crackhead moved in.” Tim, off camera: “Stop calling me a crackhead! You know I was afraid of getting my flu shot!”

Camera man: “so you named your cat after your butler? Isn’t that a little weird?” Damian: “Look this cat in the eyes and tell me that he is not an Alfred.”

“I’m the only sane person in this family.” -everyone, at least once

“Screw you, Bruce! I wish Batman was my dad!”

“Superman wouldn’t treat me like this!”

Tim: “I’m running away to join the circus!” Dick: “Okay, first of all, any self-respecting circus wouldn’t even consider taking you. Secondly-”

Interviewer: “So Barbara, do you consider yourself a part of the Wayne family?” Babs: “Yes, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly.”

“Bruce trusted me, a seventeen year old, to run his entire billion dollar company and y’all think he’s Batman? Sad.”

Steph, to Bruce: “you’re just not that interesting to look at.”

ask and you shall receive - feel free to add on - requests open