Voldemort Is A Terrible Villain. Terribly Written. Tom Is A Hottie But Voldemort Is Just Straight Up

Voldemort is a terrible villain. Terribly written. Tom is a hottie but Voldemort is just straight up ridiculous.

You know who's a good villain? The terrifying type? Albus fucking Dumbledore. He scared me shitless.

You thought Snape was bad? Here's fucking professor Dumbledore to prove you wrong.

I'm so sorry to my dear sweet angel Albus Severus Potter. You didn't deserve this.

in dublin’s fair city ~ t.h

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Requested: no

Word count: 2,537 (my longest one ever!)

Warnings: Binge drinking, swearing, Irish slang and pure Dublin shenanigans.

Hi guys! I’ve had this in my drafts since July which is highly criminal if you ask me! There’s a lot of things that I love about my fair city of Dublin (nickname comes from the song Molly Malone. Listen to this classic!) and I am so excited to be able to share lots of them with you through this one shot! Here comes the bad news… I have final exams in June and need to study hard to get the points I need for my university course. I’m hoping to get some things out to you guys before then but it may be Easter break before anything comes your way. Thank you for your constant support and love with my writing. Please make sure to request things in my ask box for the future! Love and hugs as always xx

My friends and I sat around a small table in The Temple Bar Pub nursing our third or fourth pint of the night. It was nearing 8 and I’d lost count of how many drinks I’d had. The Irish trad music lilting through the air and the harmonious laughter of my friends reminded me my pint was slowly emptying. It would fill up soon without a doubt on earth.

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ig: camillelenor

only hands

summary: spencer’s neighbor happens to believe he has the best hands in the world. one night, she asks if she can feature them on her only fans page

a/n: based on this request from @subspencer

category: smut, 18+, spencer reid x fem!reader

warnings: fingering, light choking, spencer’s praise kink, minor alcohol consumption, slightly sub!spencer

word count: 3k

Without a doubt, Spencer Reid has the best hands she’s ever seen. She’d be ashamed of how often she thinks about them if they happened to be any less perfect than they are.

The first time she noticed them was when she walked into the mailroom of her apartment building. He was checking his letter box which was so conveniently placed in the slot next to hers. As he stood in front of his mail cubby and scanned the letters he received, he was tracing over the words with his fingers.

She was instantly drawn. They were long and thin, and she hand no idea how they managed to look so delicate yet so strong at the same time.

There’s a good chance he’s caught her looking at them once or twice. But he has only himself to blame, really, because he can’t stop using his hands when he speaks. They’re always brushing his lip, pressing into his chin when he’s deep in thought, or waving in front of his pretty face.

It’s like he wanted her to stop and look. Dangling the forbidden fruit in her face like that.

But he had no idea how often she thought of them. It became harder to ignore the more they saw each other, which as of lately, has been a lot. In the name of “neighborly spirit”, she’s invited him to hang out after work a few times in the past couple of weeks.

With the invitation comes a few drinks. With a few drinks comes reduced inhibitions.

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early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

Okey so I'm seeing a new therapist in like 2 days. That's what I'm gonna do. Wish me luck y'all.

Just. For the record, for anyone worried after seeing that post; Traumadumping on the first day of therapy is like. A good therapist’s dream. Like they WANT you to spill out your problems so they can help you work through them. When you only have an hour with someone once a month it is a Godsend for them to be able to just. Say whats hurting them right off the bat. The biggest problem I had at therapy was I became so conditioned to not talk about my issues that nothing was able to get done. So please, ‘traumadump’ to your therapist. Its what they’re paid for. They are trained to decompress, you don’t have to worry about them.