God Is Fair, Sexy Nasty

god is fair, sexy nasty

minors DNI pls. 18+ 

summary: after a drink or two, you try to pick a fight with peter parker. he doesn’t really like to argue. 

pairing: tasm peter parker x reader

content: nsfw, angry sex, oral fixation, orgasm delay, tipsy sex. asshole peter parker 

authors note: i never post smut that i write pls be kind i am crying internally. idk if this even makes sense i just have brain rot . 

  High school parties in New York were way different than what it looks like in the movies. But it’s hard to deny a time like this, when it’s warm during finals week, and all of your friends are talking about the party at Flash Thompson’s house — it’s the perfect weather for it, after all. And besides, who doesn’t want to relieve some stress after a really long week at Midtown? 

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Thinking about how I love my parents but don't particularly like them as people really fucks me up.

down like sunsets | r. lupin

1978. summer at the Potters’ is always guaranteed to be a hell of a good time: swims in the lake, cold beer, apple picking and marshmallow roasting. remus can’t keep his hands off his girl.

WORD COUNT: 4,3k

PAIRING: remus lupin x fem reader

CONTENTS: NSFW 18+, fluffy smut and rem being a softie for his girl, oral sex (female receiving), kind of an exhibitionist vibe but not really, sirius and reader being besties that simultaneously hate each other, alcohol consumption

A/N: I couldn’t help myself, I had to write this so I could live my fantasy of spending the summer with the Marauders in the 70s, cause WHO the fuck wouldn’t want that? it inevitably turned steamy and I am: not sorry. this is just Remus being a needy puppy. that’s it, that’s the whole plot.

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Hold me. Care for me. Stop yelling at me. I look so much like you. I wish I didn't. Why do you hate me so much. I love you. Stop touching me. I can't stand you. I wish you liked me more. I feel safe with you. I hate you. Thanks for bringing me tea when I work too much. Get away from me. I never want to see you again. I want to tell you about my day. Please don't ask me anything about my life. I love you. I feel like a disappointment to you. I wish you put more effort into our relationship. I can never tell you anything. My brother is your favourite. I resent you. I miss you. Listen to me. I wish I wasn't born. I'm sorry I ruined your life. I don't recognize you anymore. I never want to be like you.

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They don’t know about us

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No Surprises 

What it used to be 

What Will Never Be 

Hold Me When It Hurts

Muse

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Past Love   

DRACO MALFOY

One-shots

Play Dumb   

The way you look at her 

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Carrot Cake

Still Cute 

Black Nails

Meet me at Midnight

Make my day better 

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Ghost Of You  

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One-shots

Shattered

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Can I?

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Happy With You

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Winter In The Shade 

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Three Means Love

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Slytherins as Fine Arts

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BURNING MEMORIES MASTERLIST

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THEODORE NOTT X READER

ONE-SHOTS:

taking care of him (fluff)

teddy’s midnight snack (fluff; request)

wearing his sweater (fluff; request)

hello love (angst)

hello love, pt. 2 (fluff)

no hugs please (pure angst; request)

ma belle fleur (fluff)

to hold or not to hold (fluff)

‘til the end (a ton of angst with fluff at the end)

flower talk (fluff; modern au/flower shop au)

green and yellow (fluff)

you be you (fluff; asexual! reader)

dragon rider (fluff)

snake’s green thumb (fluff) 

snake’s green thumb part 2 (fluff)

knots for nott (fluff)

caffeinated confessions (fluff)

knight in a flower crown (fluff)

dancing queen (fluff)

funny faces (fluff; 50 wordless ways to say i love you prompts)

sweater snuggles (fluff; request)

my teacher (fluff; request)

a broken promise (heartbreaking angst; requested)

a broken promise pt. 2 (fluff with a teeny tiny dash of angst; requested)

sleeping with friends (fluff; writing challenge)

the last page (fluff; bookstore au; writing challenge)

you and i (fluff; secret relationship au; writing challenge)

wherever the road takes me (a bit of angst with fluff; writing challenge)

you and me (fluff; romance dialogue prompts 17 & 20; request)

honey, honey (fluff; animagus reader; request)

take a chance (fluff; romance dialogue prompts 1 & 18; request)

mirror, mirror (fluff; nonverbal “i love you’s”; request)

love’s betrayal (ANGST ANGST ANGST; sorry for breaking your hearts)

love’s betrayal part 2 (fluff with a tiny bit of angst; request)

hold me in your arms (FLUFF; angst/fluff prompts 17 and 46; birthday fic; request)

a love most ardent (fluff)

within the stacks (fluff; librarian!Theo; possible mini series)

love on your lips (fluff; kissing prompt 10; request)

rainbow in my eye (fluff; request; colorblind!reader)

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SERIES:

coffee or tea? (modern/coffee house au) COMPLETED

part 1: chai tea latte

part 2: lavender matcha tea

part 3: pumpkin spice latte 

part 4: early grey

part 5: hot chocolate

part 6: affogato

part 7: caramel macchiato

part 8: white mocha caramel latte

part 9: flat white

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CHARLIE WEASLEY X READER

hello professor (fluff)

locked room (angst with fluff at the end)

our future (fluffity fluff fluff)

bad days (fluff; 50 wordless ways to say i love you prompts; request)

colors of the rainbow (fluff; soulmate au; request)

partner in crime (fluff)

lovesickness (fluff; romance dialogue prompt 13; request)

mother tongue (fluff; nonverbal “i love you’s”; request)

another one for the collection (fluff; nonverbal “i love you’s”; request)

loving arms (FLUFF; birthday fic)

here with you (angsty with fluff; kissing prompt 9; request)

i’ll hold you forever (FLUFF; short reader; kissing prompt 44; request)

tender kisses (fluff; male reader; kissing prompt 50; request)

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SERIES: ON HIATUS

not a cliche (modern/waiter au)

part 1: the waiter in shining armor

part 2: damsel in distress

part 3: the day that started it all

part 4: here we go again

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BLAISE ZABINI X READER

over the years (angst with fluff; request)

over the years part 2 (fluffity fluff fluff)

family traditions (fluff; 50 wordless ways to say i love you prompts)

saying i love you (fluff; 50 wordless ways to say i love you prompts)

blanket forts and piles of work (fluff; request)

the last four years (fluff; writing challenge)

suave and speechless (fluffffff; request)

how much i love you (fluff)

it’s the truth (fluff; romance dialogue prompts 4 & 9; request)

love doesn’t lie (fluff w/ a teeny tiny bit of angst; romance dialogue prompts 9 & 16; requested)

every day (fluffffff)

not everything has a happy ending (ANGST; trigger warning; sorry for breaking your hearts)

not everything has a happy ending part 2 (angst with fluff)

cut with a kiss (fluff, with some angst mixed in; request)

all of you (fluff; asexual!reader; request)

hidden in the shadows (fluff; secret relationship au)

what have you done with my puff (fluff; romance dialogue prompt 6; request)

mother’s approval (fluff; requesest)

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SERIES: ON HIATUS

across the alley (modern college au)

chapter 1: the transfer

chapter 2: meeting once again

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REGULUS BLACK X READER

our secret (angsty, altho there is fluff at the beginning)

our secret part 2 (there is so much more fluff in this one)

our secret part 3 (fluff)

our secret part 4 (fluff)

our story (x lupin! reader; soulmate au)

star signs and tarot cards (fluffffff)

our meaning of family (fluff with a touch of angst; asexual!reader; request)

healing hearts (tw: mention of physical abuse; flangst; request)

– SIRIUS BLACK X READER (REQUESTS ONLY)

in your arms (fluff; romance dialogue prompt 6 & 15)

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HEADCANNONS:

8th year headcannon (THEODORE ‘TEDDY’ NOTT fluff)

honeymoon headcannon (THEODORE ‘TEDDY’ NOTT fluffity fluff fluff)

autumn walk headcannon (CHARLIE WEASLEY fluff)

pet store headcannon (THEODORE ‘TEDDY’ NOTT fluff)

meeting blaise zabini headcannon//w/ asexual! reader (fluffity fluff fluff)

meeting blaise zabini pt. 2 headcannon (fluff fluff)

adored by regulus head cannon// x potter cousin! reader (fluff; request)

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