Scorpio: *after Hearing The First Sentence *

Scorpio: *after hearing the first sentence * 🤨

Scorpio: Oh nevermind.

I love you so much *gently holds Tauxolouve*

I'm going to hurt you...

Of course 😌✨🏹

Tauxolouve would put on a maid dress for his lover in a heartbeat if they asked and I think you should take advantage of that.

How about we let The Dark King be the Evil Queen? 👀 (Bro needs to have a job lol)

It's canon that when a human drinks poison meant for a god, it works as an aphrodisiac and doesn't kill them.

But is it the same case for gods and human poison?

Like- will you feed a god rat poison and he'll start blasting "Careless Whisper"?

I generated this meme because it is exactly my life right now

☆ Department of Wishes ☆