It's Gay No Matter What Way You Slice It

It's gay no matter what way you slice it <---*points to myself*

You ever be horny but not entirely in the "I wanna be fucked" way

Just sort of in the "I really just want attention and to be able to be a dumb dog for a little bit cause life is a little too much right now' kinda way?

Like I just wanna be gagged and muzzled cause puppies don't talk

Want my hands cuffed behind my back while you pet me and praise me and caress me and say nice things about me so I don't have to think for a while

That actually could fix me for a little bit at least

Being told exactly what to do so I don't have to think anymore would fix me I think

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

I would like the confidence of all the other people I see posting here, because even typing my mildest posts has me a blushing nervous wreck

Thinking about just making someone feel really loved and happy

Giving them lots of little kisses all over

Making them snacks

Maybe we watch a movie together

Just doing literally anything they want

Like yes, let's binge watch the entirety of your favourite show!

Hell yeah I'll go get your favourite drink!

Of course we're gonna go for a cute little nature walk

Yes I'll wash your favourite blanket so it's fresh for you to spend the night

Yes, please tell me how to kiss you!

Yes, let's cuddle and be cute together!

I'm not the best cook but I can still try to make you dinner!

And then we go to bed and we wear comfy pajamas and snuggle and fall asleep in eachothers arms <3