Im So Funny - Tumblr Posts
:/ lmfaoooO:OOoo!!!! I really like this one ://////
OKIE DOKIE.
FOUNDATION TIME?
LETS START WITH MY FATHER.
PHD IN COMP SCI - BIOLOGY FOCUS?!?!
MY DAD IS LIKE IF YOU BOILED NERD INTO SOMETHING YOU COULD VAPORIZE. SEEING VISIONS OF A SENTIENT SPACE SHIT WHO IS ACTUALLY A GREAT SPACE MERCENARY IN A COMEDY COMIC. I WITH MY DADS ACCOMPLICE DRESSED UP AS THE SPANISH INQUISITION FROM MONTY PYTHON. MIDDLE SCHOOL WASPS THOUGHT MY 70LB 2FT 38IN ASS WAS A PIMP! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PIMP WAS.
I ASKED MY MOTHER IN FRONT OF HER AT THE TIME BOYFRIEND (NOW HUSBAND) WHAT EJACULATION WAS. SHE CALMLY EXPLAINED IT TO ME. I NODDED AND WALKED OFF. I'M A WREAKING BALL IF I JINGLE MY KEYS TOO HARD. I'LL START TELLING PEOPLE LIFE WISDOM WHILE LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES WITH PURE SINCERITY BECAUSE SO MANY OF THEIR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVABLE. NOT PERFECTLY, BUT LIKE A WELL PLACED VIBE SHIFT OR TWO.
ANYWAYS. MY MOM TOLD ME IN THE CAR - YEARS BACK - THAT SHE WASN'T SURE IF I COULD TALK ABOUT MY ACTUAL SELF UNIRONICALLY. WHICH AS AN OPENING STATEMENT IMMEDIATELY RECEIVED A SARCASTIC RESPONSE I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOT.
SHE GETS I'M A SPECIAL CUPCAKE. NOW MORE THAN EVER. A GLUTEN FREE CUPCAKE. CELIAC.
IM STANDING IN THE DARK ON A SIDEWALK. STILL LISTENING TO RISK BY GRACIE ABRAMS ON LOOP WRITING THIS.
Anyways.
Work tomorrow! <3
Have a nice night stranger.
Ben
Lov them so much
they are so so normal 😀😀
Me and my brother are writing something, except we have zero writing experience, wish us luck, finished result may possibly end up on ao3 once💀
The og Ken and Barbie
I drew this in like 5 min it’s not my best
I imagine Vergil stabbing Dante trying to separate his human and demon sides and literally Leon Scott Kennedy emerges
I'm actually GTA (gay, trans, asexual)
(The joke is GTA also stands for grand theft auto)
suddenly remembered the time I found out pisces and cancer signs are attracted to one another after my aunt and I were arguing about who has the best horoscope match and I look up famous men who has the cancer sign. Most of the guys in the list were somewhere near 70-90 and I was just so fed up that I said "I want a famous man who's sign is cancer not a man who has cancer" and just started laughing so hard for 5 minutes.
sketch from class
highlights from a conversation with a johnny ai
Digimon could make a Pokémon but Pokémon could never make a Digimon
Piss into the wind not against it
-Me 9 suspiciously soaking wet
Imagine how much consensual workplace relation he has to cut out
Physical here
Mentally in the Missouri cheese cave
Me and my parents are enjoying Willow, so take this
crushes give me psychosis.*
sasuke: *exists* naruto: